[Closed] Men with Beards discussion (beware some troll content)

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Men with beards never say anything interesting or true..... allegedly

Bike Snob of NYC:

I prefer to receive information from the amply-bearded, for beards are authoritative and lend the wearer's words additional credence and gravitas. In fact, when told something by the smoothly-shaven or naturally hairless, I am usually skeptical and will often seek out a bearded person for corroboration.

Yours sincerely
Man with Beard

I;ve got a singlespeed

I fear women with beards a whole lot more.

i will shave derek is a dull attention seeking saddo **** into my beard
HTH

The Genesis ad inside the front cover of this months stw is a picture of a man with a beard riding a rigid, singlespeed 29er.

having a beard is not a niche anymore it's a meme.

Junkyard - Member
i will shave derek is a dull attention seeking saddo **** into my beard
HTH

Everyone else who posts isn't attention seeking?

So does your beard smell of anything interesting today?

I thought men with beards were restricted to Marins?

I was always told never to trust a man smoking a pipe.

I have a Marin, my friends also have marins. No sandals or beards visible amongst us.
Derek reading between the lines of your post you seem to have an issue with Islamic brothers. Nothing to do with the fact you're a christian no? (assuming you are from previous posts and not just a troll)

what's not to trust?

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Orange surely.. Men with Beards are from up North, Orange riders are from up North ergo...

bigyinn - Member
I have a Marin, my friends also have marins. No sandals or beards visible amongst us.
Derek reading between the lines of your post you seem to have an issue with Islamic brothers. Nothing to do with the fact you're a christian no? (assuming you are from previous posts and not just a troll)

I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it's fairly obvious which I would choose.

Men with Beards if nothing else are warlike and aggressive, even though for many it is a defence mechanism.

Never trust a "man" who scrapes the hair off his face so he looks like a prepubescent boy....

Anyhow, a beard lets you appreciate your breakfast for longer. 🙂

I am a man with a beard, and I ride a full-suss, geared Rocky Mountain*

[s]Many[/s] Some people trust me.

I am not warlike, there aren't lots of people dying around me, nor crowds of refugees fleeing from my atrocities. I'm not especially aggressive, even from behind the safety of a keyboard. I prefer tea and sticky buns to punch-ups.

I may not be wholly typical, but I would say your hypothesis was a pile of wobblers.

(* I also have a rigid singlespeed, but that's beside the point)

Men with Beards if nothing else are warlike and aggressive, even though for many it is a defence mechanism.

And they smell of damp hair always!

If I shave for a couple of weeks I get a rash.

I pondered on this for ages until I eventualy came up with a solution which cut out the GP and various steroid creams

don't shave

Beards are easier to live with than a rash.

Do you mock me for this Sir?

I thumb my nose at you Sir!

Stop spouting shite about imaginary friends in the sky

Spot the bear...

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scuzz - Member

derek - member
Men with Beards if nothing else are warlike and aggressive, even though for many it is a defence mechanism.

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My point entirely if ever a (latent) serial killing stalker...

Never trust a man who watches birds.

Or twits a lot.

Derek did something happen to you as a child?

Do you want a hug?

(I have a couple of days worth of stubble)

Yes, I was molested on top of a bus by a man with a beard..

What were you doing on top of a bus?

Was his name Derek?

Can I tell my beardist joke can I can I ?

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The Southern Yeti - Member
What were you doing on top of a bus?

Hiding from the preverts downstairs...

my great grandma used to tell me to never trust a person with two holes in their nose
my grandma always tells me to shave'cos you look like a terrorist'.

moral of the story is?

shall keep it nice - if 'self pleasure' gives you hairy palms, how did you get that beard?
Well, it was nearly a joke.

It's mostly NOT about the beard.

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(not me,besides my retouching skills are much better)

Why does that video seem appropriate, I imagine lots of you have sex with bearded men, frequently..

derekrides - Member

I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it's fairly obvious which I would choose.

You saw Mohammed live? Must have been a great gig.

It's the message therein, Derek. Not that you SHOULD have it away with a bearded man, just that everyone should CONSIDER it. It's an option always worth considering.

Must have been a great gig.

But not as good as a Bear Force 1 gig

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What were you doing on top of a bus?

Was his name Derek?

Derek the Bus?

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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/a-little-aussie-culture ]Men with beards, you say?[/url]

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You saw Mohammed live? Must have been a great gig.

YOU CAN'T SEE THEIR FACES!!!!!

Is wearing a mask OK? Are beared men allowed into banks and petrol stations? Yes! And yet within five minutes of exiting said establishment with all their stolen money (because that's what beardies do), they can look like an entirely different people.

And yet there's no law against it!

Moustaches are fine though.

I like a man with a beard I've decided. Ever since my husband decided to grow one a few months before we married. He is therefore banned from ever shaving it off because it's on the wedding pictures. I do quite like it now though, it suits him but it is going a bit grey whereas the rest of his hair is jet black!

Samuri - Moustaches are all levels of wrong! 😆 wish there was a bearded emoticon

I don't have a beard, but usually sport a healthy stubble (keeps frost off the chin). I'm from the midlands and ride a singlespeed with suspension and odd wheels (69er)... does me being halfway between a shaved, fully suspended bike riding southerner and a fully bearded rigid 29er singlespeeding northerner in both appearance, steed and geography prove anything? ... thought not.

i did get told i was giving singlespeeders everywhere a bad name for my lack of full beard though... by a bearded, northern singlespeeder. he was a nasty man.

if your dad doesnt have a beard, you've got two mums

MEDICAL FACT

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Your typical honest, trustworthy and cuddly beard wearer.

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http://bikeyface.com/2011/11/16/winter-beard/

if your dad has a beard you've got two dads

MEDICAL FACT

Mustard - in my case that's deadly accurate. As a feral (and obviously perennially single) hirsute student, I spent most weekends pulling bikes apart and cobbling things together off ebay. Now I'm married, altogether boring, get the LBS to do most maintenance work, and fit firmly in 'the guy on the left' category!

if your dad has a beard you've got two dads

Hence why we need to get more girls to listen to the music vid I posted 😉

Lol.. sometimes I really wish I could draw!

i will shave derek is a dull attention seeking saddo **** into my beard

Blimey, how big is your chin?

So now is it true, should we shouldn't we, and what does a beard say about a mans character across different cultures, automatically he's from up North goes without saying or does it?

Man with beard:

1. Lazy.
2. Fat.
3. Bold.
4. Old.
5. Trying to look intelligent but actually calculative.
6. Mean.
7. Hiding dirty secrets behind those beard.
8. Think it's cool but there might be fleas inside ...
9. Narcissistic
10. Dirty.
11. Busy body.
12. "rational" in their own world.

So there you go ...

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http://www.beardhead.com 😀

[url= http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-facial-hair-really-says-about-you/ ]What your facial hair says about you...[/url]

When does stubble become a beard?

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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/11569254@N06/6806699581/ ]Beard or stubble?[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/11569254@N06/ ]molgrips[/url], on Flickr

This is unshaved all over, in case it's not clear from the pic - not a goatee.

This is unshaved all over, in case it's not clear from the pic - not a goatee.

Okay goatee wannabe then. 😆

If I wanted it to be a goatee I'd have hacked it with a razor.. it's just a bit thicker up front - isn't everyone's?

When does stubble become a beard?

Not sure, but buy some lip balm man!

You wot? Those lips are about as delicate and peachy as you can get on a bloke!

The winter beard is the cheapest spring / summer 10 year younger makeover you can get 🙂

I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it's fairly obvious which I would choose.

🙄

really - you read the Koran and thats what it says is it?

You wot? Those lips are about as delicate and peachy as you can get on a bloke!

Well I wouldn't want them fluttering on any of my orifices.

Neither would I!

TandemJeremy - Member
I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it's fairly obvious which I would choose.

really - you read the Koran and thats what it says is it?

Got one..

Someone pass me the landing net...

Jeez they've not been biting well today at all have they?

Yes that in brief is the principal difference between those two prophets one preached love, understanding and turn the other cheek to others the other preached similar bollox but then said 'or else' then went on to demonstrate what 'else' should be at the head of an army.

Oh and the evil one definitely had a beard and some indicators suggest the good one might have as well, either way, beards were involved and still are in religious disapproval.

How many mods have beards I wonder?

Thanks grahamS just did a little sick. 😆

Molly, is that beard ginger?

Not sure, but buy some lip balm man!

I reckon he's been snogging somebody with a beard.

beard = weird

Seeing as we're sharing our facial hair pictures now...

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That's not facial hair that's lack of a good cat.

What are you on about. The p..female felines love this look.

Molly, is that beard ginger?

Obviously not. Please check your monitor calibration.

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You can't tell me I don't look like a perfect gent with my gentlemanly facial adornment.

Well, you can try, but I might not listen...

Thanks grahamS just did a little sick.

Bit harsh! I'm sure molgrips is lovely really.

Even if he is ginger. 😉

Is that really you?

Do you wear that hat?

That could well get you a move into the coowool section of my list of forum approval..

Molly doesn't look ginger in real life.

Molly doesn't look ginger in real life.

Mmmm... that beard suggests he might be a carrier though.

TBF he's got no hair in real-life and is normally clean shaven.

I used to have a brother until he started 'showing' when he grew his beard.

no hair?!

so all this time molly has been cheating his weight loss stats by lack of hair

Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.