if your dad doesnt have a beard, you've got two mums
MEDICAL FACT
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Your typical honest, trustworthy and cuddly beard wearer.
if your dad has a beard you've got two dads
MEDICAL FACT
Mustard - in my case that's deadly accurate. As a feral (and obviously perennially single) hirsute student, I spent most weekends pulling bikes apart and cobbling things together off ebay. Now I'm married, altogether boring, get the LBS to do most maintenance work, and fit firmly in 'the guy on the left' category!
if your dad has a beard you've got two dads
Hence why we need to get more girls to listen to the music vid I posted 😉
Lol.. sometimes I really wish I could draw!
i will shave derek is a dull attention seeking saddo **** into my beard
Blimey, how big is your chin?
So now is it true, should we shouldn't we, and what does a beard say about a mans character across different cultures, automatically he's from up North goes without saying or does it?
Man with beard:
1. Lazy.
2. Fat.
3. Bold.
4. Old.
5. Trying to look intelligent but actually calculative.
6. Mean.
7. Hiding dirty secrets behind those beard.
8. Think it's cool but there might be fleas inside ...
9. Narcissistic
10. Dirty.
11. Busy body.
12. "rational" in their own world.
So there you go ...
[url= http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-facial-hair-really-says-about-you/ ]What your facial hair says about you...[/url]
When does stubble become a beard?
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This is unshaved all over, in case it's not clear from the pic - not a goatee.
This is unshaved all over, in case it's not clear from the pic - not a goatee.
Okay goatee wannabe then. 😆
If I wanted it to be a goatee I'd have hacked it with a razor.. it's just a bit thicker up front - isn't everyone's?
When does stubble become a beard?
Not sure, but buy some lip balm man!
You wot? Those lips are about as delicate and peachy as you can get on a bloke!
The winter beard is the cheapest spring / summer 10 year younger makeover you can get 🙂
I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it's fairly obvious which I would choose.
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really - you read the Koran and thats what it says is it?
You wot? Those lips are about as delicate and peachy as you can get on a bloke!
Well I wouldn't want them fluttering on any of my orifices.
Neither would I!
TandemJeremy - Member
I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it's fairly obvious which I would choose.really - you read the Koran and thats what it says is it?
Got one..
Someone pass me the landing net...
Jeez they've not been biting well today at all have they?
Yes that in brief is the principal difference between those two prophets one preached love, understanding and turn the other cheek to others the other preached similar bollox but then said 'or else' then went on to demonstrate what 'else' should be at the head of an army.
Oh and the evil one definitely had a beard and some indicators suggest the good one might have as well, either way, beards were involved and still are in religious disapproval.
How many mods have beards I wonder?
Thanks grahamS just did a little sick. 😆
Molly, is that beard ginger?
Not sure, but buy some lip balm man!
I reckon he's been snogging somebody with a beard.
beard = weird
Seeing as we're sharing our facial hair pictures now...
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That's not facial hair that's lack of a good cat.
What are you on about. The p..female felines love this look.
Molly, is that beard ginger?
Obviously not. Please check your monitor calibration.
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You can't tell me I don't look like a perfect gent with my gentlemanly facial adornment.
Well, you can try, but I might not listen...
Thanks grahamS just did a little sick.
Bit harsh! I'm sure molgrips is lovely really.
Even if he is ginger. 😉
Is that really you?
Do you wear that hat?
That could well get you a move into the coowool section of my list of forum approval..
Molly doesn't look ginger in real life.
Molly doesn't look ginger in real life.
Mmmm... that beard suggests he might be a carrier though.
TBF he's got no hair in real-life and is normally clean shaven.
I used to have a brother until he started 'showing' when he grew his beard.
no hair?!
so all this time molly has been cheating his weight loss stats by lack of hair
Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.
Phil - he had no hair in the before pics though. Any hair gain would act as a penalty.
*wishes i had weighed myself before and after cutting the dreads off*
*still wants to be thinner than molly and can't explain why*
*blames binners*
Pyro - Member
Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.
Always a dangerous move, admitting to a male model on an internet forum one's visual identity, stalker heaven, however do not worry, I never stalk men with beards, should you ever decide to shave and continue to wear that hat call me.. 😉
Phil - I have a radical new weight loss plan, it's similar to DD's fat loss testing technique.
if it involves more exercise, less food, eating specific foods instead of others, or riding a bike more then i'm out.
if its an eccles cake and sweet potato diet then i might consider you're offer....
I'm flattered, Derek, but sadly you're not my type, and under the beard I'm plug ugly.
Anyway, you're only after me for my hat, you rotter.
Ned Kelly's mother reckoned kissing a man without a beard was like eating porridge without salt, and we all know how wrong that is.
Phil, you do not need to worry my weight is going nowhere lately.
You eat food without meat in it. Your opinion doesn't count for sh...
I ride a single speed 29er, I'm vegan, I ride trailquests and I've got a beard.
I send the Awesomometer off the scale.
