[Closed] Life's little luxuries for very little cash.

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Does what it says on the bottle. Is cheap, and very good indeed.

poo and a ****

Very clever marketing that, nothing pretentious, a touch of humour, a touch of nostagia and by your account the contents conform to the claim.

A little luxury? A newspaper and sitting down to read it with a cup a coffee. Something I now rarely do in this digital age.

[sickbag]A cuddle with Mrs. Starship in bed before we get up for work costs nowt and feels fabulous.[/sickbag]

But it's true!

Bin bags.

Seriously.

I hate cheap flimsy bin bags so I always buy the most expensive heavy duty ones.

I'm weird.

I'm with you there - 'banquet bags' from Costco are my current fave

Very clever marketing that, nothing pretentious, a touch of humour, a touch of nostagia and by your account the contents conform to the claim.

Is it nostalgia if they're still trading in the same place after all these years? 😉

The contents really do conform to the claim.

I once had a really bad trip with a roast chicken.

???

Did the roast chicken insist on putting on the big light, listening to a shit album and coming out with really bad patter? Why did you invite it?

Breakfast in bed on a Sunday with the paper after a lie in when the kids are staying over at my mum's, trying to do the can-I-be-arsed/will-Mrs-Tyred-be-miffed calculation about a lunchtime ride before they get home.

So good it is free - doing a big satisfying shite then you go to wipe your arse and its magically already clean

A cool breeze through the house on a warm summer night.

Ribbed condoms worn inside out.......don't see why she should have all the fun 😯

Tabasco Sauce. Having a bottle to hand is always a good idea, and it goes with everything.

"Buying new Fox F120's soon to replace some OEM 2007 RL 120 off an old bike"

Trust you to lower the tone BB! 🙄 😆

Best 99p I ever spent....

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🙂

My body came with 2 free arms to reach there 🙂

A scrubbing brush for in the shower with really hot scalding water.

Totally invigorates and is excellent at shunting off a hangover.

God bless Wilkinson's

Ribbed condoms worn inside out.......don't see why she should have all the fun

My body came with 2 free arms to reach there

And being "Monkey-boy-Barnes" they'll probably reach most places.

remebering i had this track and playing it loud!

Somewhat late response...

simonfbarnes

Thanks for correcting the image tag. It's Screwpull corkscrew, [i]reduced[/i] to £27. Came in a cherry (veneer) case!