[Closed] Life's little luxuries for very little cash.

Lavazza coffee grinds.

waking hour

heh heh
sorry, must check my spelling

you can get a line of decent charlie in my local boozer for £2

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a lot of these cheap luxuries look expensive and I don't know what they are 🙁 I must be common.

merkur platinum coated razor blades (cost more than mach5, but last soo long and are seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY sharp!)

new cable inners and outers on the bike for that 'new bike feeling' for only £5

That last one is a man vibrator isn't it? 😛

merkur platinum coated razor blades (cost more than mach50

which are already, weight for weight, more expensive than gold ??

Surely the best corkscrew is this?

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A pair of brand new,straight out of the packet socks every day, I never wear a pair twice, always loved the feel of brand new socks.

retreating hairlines.

Are not the preserve of the middle class, rich people and peasants have them as well

So good it is free - doing a big satisfying shite then you go to wipe your arse and its magically already clean

retreating hairlines. Are not the preserve of the middle class, rich people and peasants have them as well

what about trolls ?

A pair of brand new,straight out of the packet socks every day, I never wear a pair twice, always loved the feel of brand new socks

what do you do with the discards ?

A bit of MDMA always perks up an evening

A pair of brand new,straight out of the packet socks every day, I never wear a pair twice, always loved the feel of brand new socks.

...goes off to wonder what a years worth of socks looks like in a bin!

My workday luxury is buying my lunch and taking it to a weir on the river ayr to eat and watch herons. No phone reception and the white noise of the river defeats any attempt to think about work.

Home made jam, we've got a friend who makes it professionally and it's way better than you can buy in 'normal' shops

yunki - Member
LSD.... and fillet steak

Not at the same time tho, thats horrible

A good bit of white poppy seed bloomer with butter and some nice cheddar on it. MMMM.

But +1 for the internet. If I were stranded on a desert island my one luxury would be net access. Of course, then I'd not be stranded for long since I could email for help.

slowjo:
That last one is a man vibrator isn't it?

A manbrator?

haagen dazs and ben and gerry's icecream when it's on sale.

BBQ,s and bevvy, after you've been on the bike for a few hours.

haagen dazs and ben and gerry's icecream when it's on sale.

+1

(note grammar correction in quote)

Barry's Tea

Bought a similar one for £3 without the box but not as nice or "new" as the one in the pic but after some serious cleaning it is now my daily shaver.

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yunki - Member
LSD.... and fillet steak

Not at the same time tho, thats horrible

I once had a really bad trip with a roast chicken.

As for little luxuries? Camembert.

SFB aren't trolls hairy though? They would look daft with receding hairlines

What happens to the spent socks? I recycle them, or more to the point my wife does, they go in the clothes recycling bin at Waitrose or somewhere I assume. I suppose I could insulate something with them.:)

SFB aren't trolls hairy though? They would look daft with receding hairlines

I'm taking the 5th...

A copy of Razzle and a palm full of baby oil.

You should talk to Jahwomble, you could probably help recycle his castoffs.

Lol @ Cougar. Saves the curtains mind.

Perhaps thats why Jahwomble gets shot of his socks - he prefers them 'honeymoon fresh' 🙂

potatoes from the farm shop and lavazza espresso cofee

So good it is free - doing a big satisfying shite then you go to wipe your arse and its magically already clean

that's not very middle class

Bin bags.

Seriously.

I hate cheap flimsy bin bags so I always buy the most expensive heavy duty ones.

I'm weird.

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Does what it says on the bottle. Is cheap, and very good indeed.

poo and a ****

Very clever marketing that, nothing pretentious, a touch of humour, a touch of nostagia and by your account the contents conform to the claim.

A little luxury? A newspaper and sitting down to read it with a cup a coffee. Something I now rarely do in this digital age.

[sickbag]A cuddle with Mrs. Starship in bed before we get up for work costs nowt and feels fabulous.[/sickbag]

But it's true!

Bin bags.

Seriously.

I hate cheap flimsy bin bags so I always buy the most expensive heavy duty ones.

I'm weird.

I'm with you there - 'banquet bags' from Costco are my current fave

Very clever marketing that, nothing pretentious, a touch of humour, a touch of nostagia and by your account the contents conform to the claim.

Is it nostalgia if they're still trading in the same place after all these years? 😉

The contents really do conform to the claim.

I once had a really bad trip with a roast chicken.

???

Did the roast chicken insist on putting on the big light, listening to a shit album and coming out with really bad patter? Why did you invite it?

Breakfast in bed on a Sunday with the paper after a lie in when the kids are staying over at my mum's, trying to do the can-I-be-arsed/will-Mrs-Tyred-be-miffed calculation about a lunchtime ride before they get home.

So good it is free - doing a big satisfying shite then you go to wipe your arse and its magically already clean

A cool breeze through the house on a warm summer night.

Ribbed condoms worn inside out.......don't see why she should have all the fun 😯