MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Scientists "close to growing cheese & onion pasties in laboratory"
Windfarm to be built in Cheshire salt mines
Minicabs to be fitted with indicators
Flock of sheep in self-immolation mystery
Lance Armstrong raced clean.
Tubeless in no faf use
New tyre does everything for everyone
Freddy Starr sh**ged my hamster.
Bono in charity shocker "Tell the little ****ers to **** off, its my money!"
Dianas corpse to be reanimated by the Daily Mail
TJ admits he's wrong shocker! 😀
Man impaled on bicycle handlebar.
A glass of wine a day "could reverse global warming" say scientists
'Man with a mullet goes mad with a mallet in Millets'
Mars probe discovers orbiting teapot.
Madelaine McCann, Lord Lucan and Elvis find Hora a frame he finally likes. On the Moon
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Not made up, but it's mad! 🙂
a genuine juxtoposition- ARMS FLOWN TO NIGERIA / TRAVEL TO FRANCE ON LAST LEGS
Formula 1 to be "Scalextricised" to cut costs
Rushdie brokers deal to write Ahmadinejad's biography
Angela Rippon's "legs are made of plastic"
Scores hurt as low bridge hits double decker bus
"Sex identified as the leading cause of teen pregnancy."
Police probe Leeds girls snatch
not made up,from when Inverness Caley Thistle beat Celtic
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Thatcher Accepts Blame .....for EVERYTHING
"England beat Wales"
"England, bleats Wales"
Tories admit that current economy measures are really motivated by eighties nostalgia , bring back YTS under a different name and attack the falklands
Apple to release new iphone, this one has a bit of glitter on it.
New STW App
Which Tyres
"Cow Tipping" more popular than Eastenders.
David Icke was fathered by lizards
Obama revealed to have worn boot polish throughout campaign
Oprah killed Whitney
Bob Dylan to Judge X Factor
Greenpeace call for the destruction of all dogs
China decide to outsource
AdamW gets down steep hill without screaming, falling off or needing nappy.
McVities launch Arse-Biscuits
Emsz rides her bike
Perfectly formed and world renown guitarist and international beauty was seen actually getting off her arse and dusting off her bicycle before actually riding it amazed onlookers were heard saying " surprised she can remember how to ride, she does look gorgeous though"
COE ADMITS 2012 GAMES "MADE ENTIRELY OF PAPER".
[b]SCHOOL BULLY FINALLY TRACKS DOWN DANNY ALEXANDER[/b]
CHIEF SECRETARY TO THE TREASURY HELD IN HEADLOCK FOR 12 MINUTES, BEFORE BEING RELIEVED OF £2.50 LUNCH MONEY AND ISSUED WITH 'MASSIVE WEDGIE'
'Nation in state of disbelief after bankers give back all the money'
A government-led 24hr amnesty saw thousands of bankers hand in million of ill-gotten gains at police stations around the country.
A friend of mine walk past a newspaper seller in the street one afternoon and, instead of the usual incoherent hollering, was witness to: "Man kicked to death by one-legged chicken!!"
"Octopus ate my dog & had sex with my wife"
says
drunk on bench..
Mint sauce keyring delivered in record time!!!
Aziz Rahman to marry Mark Alker in civil partnership!!
etc
Yes man says 'no'!!!
Sheep spillage causes 8 mile tailbacks on clockwise M60 at Jctn 17.
Oh no - that one's true. Bastard.
Genuine one from my local paper during the Monica lewinski case: "Clinton accused of shirt lifting"
it was a story about a Bill Clinton from pollokshields who had stolen a jacket and two shirts from charity shop.
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RUPERT MURDOCH AND TANDEM JEREMEY IN LIKE MIND SHOCKER!
From The Day Today:
FIST HEADED MAN DESTROYS CHURCH
WHERE NOW FOR MAN RAISED BY PUFFINS
HEADMASTER SUSPENDED FOR USING BIG FACED CHILD AS SATELLITE DISH
SIMON RATTLE LOST IN CRESS
BOUNCING ELEPHANTIASIS WOMAN DESTROYS CENTRAL PORTSMOUTH
SACKED CHIMNEY SWEEP PUMPS BOSS FULL OF MAYONNAISE
Plenty more from the likes of The Daily Mash and Framley Examiner too.
Surgeons Carry Out First Successful Sheep Head Transplant Surgery On Sussex Man.
STW thread ends in complete agreement...
[b]Faulty wiring made neutrinos faster than light[/b]
Oh - that's true as well...
DOG POO THREAD IN STW ALSO RESULTS IN COMPLETE AGREEMENT.
HIGH CALORIE FATTY FOODS AND COCA COLA PROVEN TO REDUCE HEART DISEASE AND AID WEIGHT LOSS. ICELAND STORES OVERWHELMED BY SHOPPERS
England Win Football World Cup
"Scientists prove existance of God in experiement involving a weather balloon, parrot and a mug of luke-warm tea"
"Bad boy" Mockney forum user makes full apology and is welcomed back with open arms.