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And he was a friendly giant, who shook my hand, and his hands were like a farmer's hands, big and strong.

I met him in real life once, but I was half way through a solo Dusk Til Dawn disaster and I was too knackered to think of anything to say, I could only grunt and nod. But he was friendly and encouraging nevertheless.

So, that's all I have to say about Our Glorious Editor.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:01 am
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Posted : 27/01/2017 10:03 am
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errr, I have nothing to add apart from *dreamt


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:07 am
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errr, I have nothing to add apart from *dreamt

The [i]d[/i] is close to the [i]c[/i] on a keyboard.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:09 am
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Last night I had a dream where the team at STW decided to give me a free premier subscription......

.....and they sent me a free bike because they realised that my one's a bit shit ......

...and they commanded the IT boffins to install a "Perchy is Awesome" button on the forum and every time a user pressed it I received 5 pounds, delivered directly to my house , tucked into the waistband of Natalie Imbruglia's pants.

Hope it comes true.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:14 am
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I saw Chipps in real life exiting a portaloo at last year's Dyfi enduro. I was too busting for a pee to offer my adulation so just headed for the now vacant portaloo (which smelt of roses and godliness 🙂 ).


 
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...and they commanded the IT boffins to install a "Perchy is Awesome" button on the forum and every time a user pressed it I received 5 pounds, delivered directly to my house , tucked into the waistband of Natalie Imbruglia's pants.

Hope it comes true.

The button's been there for months perchy, has no one pressed it yet? 🙁


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:20 am
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Maybe.......I'm out at work most of the day.

I'll check the garden when I get home in case Natalie's stuck in the shrubbery, unable to move due to the crushing weight of her enormous, fiver-laden pants.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:23 am
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Ta Da! She's just emerged.

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That's a nice bit of shrubbery, perchy!


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:28 am
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🙂

You've no idea how much effort goes into painting those blades of grass.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:29 am
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True fact; I've taken Natalie Imbruglia's dog for a walk.

Whether that's a euphemism, I'll leave to your imagination.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:36 am
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True fact: I had no dreams last night as I slept like a baby - straight through.... 8)


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:40 am
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straight through....

You are Hector Brocklebank from HB Fash and I claim my five pounds.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:42 am
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errr, I have nothing to add apart from *dreamt

Dreamt is preferred in UK English, but either is acceptable.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:51 am
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I met Chipps once at the London Cycle Show about 3/4 years ago. I said hello, mentioned I used the forum, he asked who I was.. I told him.. he rolled his eyes and said "yeah, I know you"

I walked away, saddened a little.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 10:53 am
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The button's been there for months perchy, has no one pressed it yet?

I have been pressing it repeatedly, maybe I need to try using a finger instead.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 11:06 am
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I dreamt about chips last night.

Does this count?


 
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Posted : 27/01/2017 11:16 am
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I like dreamed, it seems more evocative. I like dreamt because I can't think of a single other word that ends in mt. English eh. Chipps never remembers who I am, why would he, but chips and me have always got on famously.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 11:17 am
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I like dreamed, it seems more evocative. I like dreamt because I can't think of a single other word that ends in mt. English eh. Chipps never remembers who I am, why would he, but chips and me have always got on famously.

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The other words ending in 'mt' are all variations of dreamt, googled that btw. Everyday is a school day!


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 11:59 am
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'sactly Cougar.

Ooo, I've gone all gooey!


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 1:15 pm
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I met Chipps at a Cycle Show a few years ago.

At least, I went up to introduce myself, got a monosyllabic grunt in return from a bloke who looked too hungover to give a **** about the people who helped pay his wages, so I gave up and went for a proper chat with Cy on the Cotic stand over the way.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 2:03 pm
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Dreamt of chips and battered sausage ?


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 6:58 pm
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*spits coffee*


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 7:23 pm
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Pffffttt. Chipps is soooo 70's. Say hello to the new CHiPs


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 8:43 pm
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Well I dreamt I was riding a unicycle brilliantly and then I rode a massive drop off - on a scooter last night.


 
Posted : 27/01/2017 8:50 pm