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Or is this merely an amuse-bouche?

https://twitter.com/RossMcCaff/status/1031260028412542976?s=19


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 8:47 pm
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*shrugs* nothing special


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 8:48 pm
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Mmm... Brown....


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 8:49 pm
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God that looks awful, apart fro the Iron Bru


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 8:50 pm
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Scottish Tapas


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 8:59 pm
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No chips? Aahm oot.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 8:59 pm
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It sits on a bed of chips


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:00 pm
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It sits on a bed of chips

Game on....


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:03 pm
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Can you ID each of the yellow things? I think I can see two fish, two sausages and five onion rings plus the aforementioned chips, but what else lies beneath the beautifully crisp and delicate batter? Or am I better off not knowing?


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:08 pm
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Scallops. Are you a heathen of some sort?

Thats potato in batter fried and served with other naturalist potatoes. Also fried.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:12 pm
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It looks like there are some fritter type things and perhaps some sheep's testicles (ah, could be scampi). Batter looks a bit anaemic to me.

Scallops are good though.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:12 pm
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Pretty sure there’s a mock chop in there as well.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:13 pm
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That’s a paltry effort  for a munchy box.

The 16 inch tandoori munchy box from the Snappy Chapati makes that look like a child’s packed lunch

http://www.snappychapati.co.uk/


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:15 pm
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Some deep fried pizza in there too, can't tell the toppings from this angle...


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:19 pm
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Looks like deep fried pizza too. I saw that on the west coast of Scotland along with deep fried meat pie yum


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:20 pm
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Can you ID each of the yellow things? I think I can see two fish, two sausages and five onion rings plus the aforementioned chips, but what else lies beneath the beautifully crisp and delicate batter? Or am I better off not knowing?

2 1/4 pizza, 2 hamburgers.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:22 pm
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no deep fried scotch pie?


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:25 pm
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giein' me the boak


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:29 pm
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Our chippy does proper onion rings, they're gorgeous, but they're incapable of doing a half portion (i.e. would only feed a family of five...) and when I last asked they actually gave me such a massive portion they couldn't close the box, funny how they still managed to do it passive aggressively 😆

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/thats-a-ridiculous-amount-of-chips-says-britain-2013011155662


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:34 pm
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Looks shite.

Perchy has this wrapped up. A munch box does NOT come from a chippy.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 9:44 pm
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I spy some Spam fritters in there also...

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 10:03 pm
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is a steak pie supper not a thing elsewhere?


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 10:30 pm
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Can you ID each of the yellow things?

In the centre - burgers - possibly 'cheeseburgers' which have the cheese in the middle of the burger - then lockwise from top left

Sausages,

two bits of pizza

pituitary glands

fish

a bollock

two scallops / fritters

shower curtain rings.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 10:43 pm
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Our chippy does proper onion rings,

thats the chipshop litmus test for me - nothing says 'can't be bothered' like serving cash and carry onion rings when dipping things in batter is pretty much your only job.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 10:48 pm
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a pizza crunch from the chip shop in Rothesay..... Battered deep fried margarita. The Triple grill on the sea front does a great hoagy.  DOnner meat,  cheesy chips,  chicken kebab and more cheesy chips,  plus a smattering of veg pakora,  garlic mayo and chilli sauce wrapped in a chappati. Pure pisshead fodder.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 10:49 pm
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Looks like a decent first course.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 11:09 pm
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Based on RAL charts the yellow things would actually be orange things if it weren't for the actual bright orange thing which presumably has its own RAL entry.


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 11:29 pm
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The lack of King Rib is disturbing


 
Posted : 20/08/2018 11:34 pm
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Looks like a standard Iceland buffet box.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 12:09 am
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Top right is deep fried pizza. Yum.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 6:56 am
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Beige.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 7:10 am
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Crunch box challenge? Bawk!


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 7:49 am
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*boaks*


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 8:11 am
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Top right is deep fried pizza. Yum.

Nope. A deep fried pizza is a pizza deep-fried. What you have there is a pizza crunch which is a pizza dipped in batter THEN deep fried.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 8:33 am
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I have no idea how folk can let that shit pass their lips, hideous colour, full of shit, will kill yer guts and send ye to an early grave...

And the food next to it doesn't look much better. Irn bru is rank.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 8:57 am
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Is it organic and sustainably sourced?


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 9:04 am
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Organic irn bru? how dae ye grow that then? 🙂

Seriously, the stooshie when they reduced the sugar content was eyewatering stuff, was like a whole nation had scented vapour blown in their faces!


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 9:07 am
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And the food next to it doesn’t look much better. Irn bru is rank.

*Secretly agrees*

*Hands passport in at border*


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 9:08 am
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Holy Mother Of God


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 9:13 am
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So, I'm the only on thinking " A tenner? good value that"


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 9:34 am
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This has got to be a prank, there's no alcohol.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 10:00 am
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A good munchie box is essentially a mixed grill from the local kebab place with a load of chips and cheese and a couple of pittas

That's just a load of deep fried shite.  Its not even a tasty way to induce a heart attack


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 10:15 am
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Was in a Chippy near Pembrey last week, lots of Rissole going out the door, any ideas what that’s all about? Corned beef rissole didn’t get my tummy rumbling to be honest.

Was surprised at the cost for a chippy tea for 4 though. Cheaper than home.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 10:26 am
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Jesus. No wonder the world is getting fat. I'm more surprised when I see a fit looking person these days as it seems everyone else is a total fatty, no great surprise given the sh1te that people eat.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 10:35 am
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it looks yummy & good value but not perhaps the right choice for every evening dinner 🙂

(& yes please for the Irn Bru)


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 11:49 am
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Does an enema come free, or is that procedure an extra cost ?

Looks might vile pile of crap and I’m not surprised some of you find it appetising 😜🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 11:55 am
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Ideal for that poster on the other thread who claimed not to like VEGETABLES! or SALAD! Amazing.

Anyway, what's for afters?


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 11:56 am
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Anyway, what’s for afters?

Cheesecake... with vegetable

... and a little transient ischaemic attack at 2.44


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 11:58 am
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Oh my days!

Where has the delicious Paula and her fried cheesecake been all my life?


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 12:08 pm
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Ace. Can someone make a giff of Paula nibbling her bits? Y'aal!


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 12:11 pm
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Where has the delicious Paula and her fried cheesecake been all my life?

I'm sure her heart hasn't held out this long 😆


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 12:20 pm
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Presumably this is before the application of cheese?


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 12:27 pm
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Was in a Chippy near Pembrey last week, lots of Rissole going out the door, any ideas what that’s all about? Corned beef rissole didn’t get my tummy rumbling to be honest.

Was surprised at the cost for a chippy tea for 4 though. Cheaper than home.

Rissole is pretty popular around South Wales. I haven’t seen it many places in England? I’d guess it’s popular because it’s cheap.

As to the cost of chips in Pembrey - it’s the arse end of nowhere, of course it’s cheap! 😂


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 12:29 pm
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Needs a Haggis

Needs a Mars Bar for afters


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 1:16 pm
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No Mars bars?


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 1:21 pm
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Which came first - the Paula y'all or the Nigella yah?

Interpret that question how you will.


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 1:27 pm
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I am loving the Scottish Twiteratti response - no gasps of horror, more a comparing with their own local purveyor of munchy boxes...


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 1:36 pm
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That looks amazing -

However...

The Triple grill on the sea front does a great hoagy.  DOnner meat,  cheesy chips,  chicken kebab and more cheesy chips,  plus a smattering of veg pakora,  garlic mayo and chilli sauce wrapped in a chappati.

Sign me up for that now....


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 1:51 pm
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If came to a choice of that or sea food pizza in FA on day one of the HT500 I bet people would fight over that crunch box.

If I could fix that box my loop bars it might last a few days as long as it didnt rain.

What does it weigh?


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 3:08 pm
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We keep reminding the English of our culinary delights to prevent  the outbreak of an Anglo-Scots civil war.

It's peace through superior fryer power


 
Posted : 21/08/2018 3:15 pm
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It’s peace through superior fryer power

well this is a worrying development - it looks like the English are developing and testing weaponised breakfasts in Margate

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45264871


 
Posted : 22/08/2018 12:03 am
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Organic irn bru? how dae ye grow that then?

From organic girders 😁

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Posted : 22/08/2018 1:55 am
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Where’s the haggis though


 
Posted : 22/08/2018 2:10 am
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HELLO!


 
Posted : 09/10/2018 12:08 am
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Wales getting in on the act.

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/burger-van-serving-full-welsh-15241502


 
Posted : 09/10/2018 2:42 am