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...o look says mrsws the kitchen sink is blocked, I dared to suggest the culprit maybe the ****ing soil I noticed her washing down it last night, dont be ridiculous she retorted, it's been slow draining for EVER!!
So we set about dismantling the entire ****ing kitchen to find out the problem would have been solved by simply taking the 90 bend off outside.
How did that pen top, cotton bud and 2 billion hairs entwined with juicy fat get there I wonder...
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Yyyyyyou Rrrrrang?
Jobs you really wish you hadn’t started at 7am….
If you really want to regret starting a job, start it at 4 pm on a Sunday.
So not the soil then. She was right and you were wrong, no wonder you wished you hadn't done the job`:-)
We have a bee hive in the chimney next to the bathroom, big dump yesterday morning just as I realise my efforts to stop bees getting into the bathroom through the soil pipe cutout and various pipe boxing-in and around. Bee existing from under the toilet sounds are not what you want to hear part way through your work.
Oh, you meant DIY jobs .....
Jobs you really wish you hadn’t started at 7am….
This one 🤣🧟♂️
Last night 11pm after having smart meters installed at 7pm.
"Can you smell gas?", "Probably just from the change over we'll leave the cupboard door open and the snug window and see it the sorts it"
Not satisfied with this I had to spend 30minutes looking like I knew what I was doing. While she went to bed.
All good today no gas smell.
The 16 page proforma for my annual review I had at 0830 this morning.
It went really really well.........in my tiny little delusional brain. Saying the whole thing is a colossal waste of time might not have helped hugely either.