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Anyone want to start?


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:39 pm
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Is he dead?


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:40 pm
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I hope he is not dead. Strange guy when interviewed, but seems full of good intentions and did loads for charity and suchlike.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:42 pm
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Thought that might happen - no, sorry, you can take them dancing shoes off RIGHT NOW.
Just wondering what anybody else thought about this 'national treasure'.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:42 pm
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If he's dead I get a point!


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:43 pm
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I once wrote to him as a kid...

Dear Jim,

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please can you fix it for me to get my stammer cured.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:43 pm
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Now then, now then, now then, Jingle Jangle Jingle Jangle, Arhrhrhr arhrhrrh.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:43 pm
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Midnighthour - forget the charity stuff, see if you can find anything on the net regarding what he did for certain members of the Ted Heath government. I'm saying nowt, I understand he has excellent legal backing.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:45 pm
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I would also get points for Thatcher, Ariel Sharon, Phil Collins and Caroline Quentin.


 
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does he still have the Cottage in Glen Coe?


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:45 pm
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My Mate's mum went out with him for a bit about 9 months before my mate was born.

No, he doesn't look much like him, but the voice is identical. He doesn't mention it much.

Edit, think he's coming to HTN 2.5, so you can make your own minds up.
DON'T tell him I said owt, ok?


 
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Invented "zero tolerance".

Raised £40,000,000 for charity.

Honours
In 1971 he was awarded the OBE, which he always subsequently appended to his signature.
Awarded honorary Commando Green Beret by the Royal Marines.
In 1990 he was knighted for his services in the Queen's Birthday Honours List. The same year he was honoured
with a papal knighthood from the Vatican making him a Knight Commander of Saint Gregory the Great (KCSG).
He holds an honorary doctorate of law (LLD) from Leeds University.
He is an Honorary fellow of the Royal College of Radiology (FRCR).
He is a Knight of Malta and an Esteemed Friend of Israel.
He is a Freeman of the Borough of Scarborough

*wiki


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:46 pm
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shawaddywaddy


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:46 pm
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Just wondering what anybody else thought about this 'national treasure'.

He's sinister in a kind, loving and caring way.


 
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I once served him a pint of beer in Glencoe.
He claimed he was Bruce Willis.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:50 pm
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[i]One of the United Kingdom's most recognisable personalities[/i]

I am struggling to remember who he is I'm afraid. He looks terrifying on Wiki. 🙂


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:51 pm
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With bad language.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:53 pm
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he did a very wierd interview on 'In the Psychiatrists Chair' on Radio 4 a while back.

really, really odd.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:53 pm
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Allegedly he was a bit of a bad 'un back in the day in Sheffields clubs iirc.
Frankly he gives me the creeps.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 12:58 pm
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There was an excellent transcript from 'have I got news for you' after he'd been on it. I've got a feeling that it's probably been removed, and I cant remember what sight it was on, but do recall Paul Merton's comments towards him being extremely ruthless, possibly libellous, and of course p**s funny.


 
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My Mate's mum went out with him for a bit about 9 months before my mate was born.

How does he look her in the eye without thinking that "Jimmy (Doctor Magic) Savile" has fumbled her?


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:00 pm
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louie therou interviewed him didnt he? he seemed to have gone all old and weird, not unlike my mother has....


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:01 pm
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i like him.
bit of a character......
tells it like it is..........which is how it should be.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:02 pm
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He rode in the '51 Tour of Britain.


 
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I would also get points for Thatcher, Ariel Sharon, Phil Collins and Caroline Quentin.

I didn't know the Phil Collins and Caroline Quentin were dead 😯


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:11 pm
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None of those people are dead. What game are you playing Harry? 🙂


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:13 pm
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They're not. But if that changes before December 31st i'm on for a points bonanza.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:14 pm
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Harry - I've had money on him hitting the news for bloody years now, but not for dying.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:16 pm
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I can't help thinking 'stuff' will come out once he's gone.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:19 pm
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he is playing fantasy funeral league
Our vesinons has points for strokes, fatal illnesses etc and categories.

Old people worth less points(thatcher as an example)

Young uns you just wish ...Jordan for example

Might Happen ... Simon Cowell in a sun bed accident

etc


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:23 pm
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mitch - does this have anything to do with your professional capacity (as referred to somewhat sideways in the Polanski thread)?

Is he our own, rather lower rent, Polanski?

Though he's clearly quite an athlete, I've never been convinced about some of his athletic claims.

[i]"If you look at the athletics of it, I've done over 300 professional bike races, 212 marathons and 107 pro fights." He proudly announces that he lost 35 of his first 35 fights. "No wrestler wanted to go back home and say a long-haired disc jockey had put him down. So from start to finish I got a good hiding. I've broken every bone in my body. I loved it."[/i]

😯


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:24 pm
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There was an excellent transcript from 'have I got news for you' after he'd been on it. I've got a feeling that it's probably been removed, and I cant remember what sight it was on, but do recall Paul Merton's comments towards him being extremely ruthless, possibly libellous, and of course p**s funny.

And of course, a hoax.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:24 pm
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Try and google 'political rogues' and see if there's any mention of the alleged links between him and Edward Heath. Nothing that links in with my 'proffesional capacity' - even I'm not naive enough to think I could get away with that one.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:27 pm
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[i]does this have anything to do with your professional capacity? [/i]

Twitching with poor taste laughter at the idea of Mitch's office playing fantasy Gary Glitter in their lunch-break. 😀 😕


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:29 pm
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mitch - ghlad you cleared that up. I was readying myself for more hero debunking.

Twitching with poor taste laughter at the idea of Mitch's office playing fantasy Gary Glitter in their lunch-break.

Jon. You are insane. And I've now had to explain to my rather attractive (female) trainee just what I'm s****ing at.... 🙂


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:32 pm
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The Louis Theroux interview was interesting, but so frustrating. Towards the end of the programme, he (Louis) began skirting around the one question that had you thinking 'here we go', but it was very quickly dismissed by Jimmy as 'just rumours'. I've just realised that I probably am the 'paedo-finder general' as someone referred to me as on the polanski thread. Note to self, learn to 'switch off' now and again.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:39 pm
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Can we talk about mountain bikes or something now? Then again, that Cannondale over there seems to be spending an awful long time outside the local play group, dont you think?


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:41 pm
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The Louis Theroux interview was interesting, but so frustrating. Towards the end of the programme, he (Louis) began skirting around the one question that had you thinking 'here we go', but it was very quickly dismissed by Jimmy as 'just rumours'.

It would have been great TV. Louis Theroux getting battered in the back of a VW camper van by an enraged and walking stick toting Jimmy Savile with a cast on his leg, gold jumpsuit and bobble hat.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:46 pm
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"Twitching with poor taste laughter at the idea of Mitch's office playing fantasy Gary Glitter in their lunch-break".
How very dare you! My colleagues and I are far too professional to cast aspersions or listen to scurrilous rumours about celebrities.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 1:55 pm
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My colleagues and I are far too professional to cast aspersions or listen to scurrilous rumours about celebrities.

The I probably shouldn't point out that Gordon Brown seems to take every opportunity he can to visit primary schools and have his photo taken with innocent children.

Actually, a quick investigation for kiddie fiddling might be the high point of his week ( it couldn't make it much worse ).


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:07 pm
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"Gordon Brown seems to take every opportunity he can to visit primary schools and have his photo taken with innocent children."

He was at my sons secondary school in Hove yesterday. There were still children there, though.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:09 pm
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I probably am the 'paedo-finder general' as someone referred to me as on the polanski thread.

Funny how people trying to hide something always go too far the other way and make themselves look a bit....ummmm...odd.

Jimmy stated in his interview with Louis the he "hated kids" even though he presented a kids TV program for years where he made their dreams come true.

Hmmmmmm.

Oh and did labrat get banned because you cried in the polanski thread, I hope not.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:12 pm
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He let some kids from a school i was working at sit in his brand new Enzo! Seemed a really genuine bloke,if not a little bit scary.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:16 pm
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IIRC Sir Jimmmy has a life like girl doll that he dresses up to look like a schoolgirl, which hangs from the ceiling for easy access, and a room full of his mums dresses.
I could be confusing him with someone else though.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:16 pm
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He still has his mums room just as it was before she dies and yes there are dresses in the wardrobe. It was shown on Louis Theroux.

No doll though 😯


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:18 pm
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There's a strong possibilty that I might be conflating several Louis Theroux programmes into one imaginary episode 🙂


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:24 pm
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"Oh and did labrat get banned because you cried in the polanski thread, I hope not."
I complained to the mods about both his and your posts on that thread. As I stated (or in your description cried) at the time, I found a number of posts on that particular thread worrying. This is a public forum - do you really feel your argument is valid enough to start that debate again?
Yours, tearfully, Mitch.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:24 pm
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So tell us mitch in your "professional opinion" what is wrong with Jimmy?

Is he also psychotic?

Does he need your help?


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:32 pm
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Dobbo I can't stop laughing, one of the funniest things I have heard in an age.


 
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Posted : 01/10/2009 2:34 pm
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Can't comment on his personal life, but he invented the idea of a social event where records are played and people dance to them, and was the first person to join two turntables together.

So arguably he's had more influence on popular culture then any bunch of floppy haired art-school twits with guitars. 🙂


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:41 pm
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Bloody hell when i was 17 (many moons ago) i worked in a garage in Leeds and he brought his Rolls in for a service, i drove him back to his flat near Roundhay Park and he invited me in for a coffee ... was i been groomed....Bloody Hell


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:42 pm
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I really wish I could be bothered getting into it with you. As I just said, I complained about certain posts on that thread due to their extremely dodgy content. I'm not about to start over again as the posts in question were removed immediately, so lets not drag them up again.
By the way, I find your attempt at bullying (describing me as 'crying' in the Polanski thread) juvenile and a bit sad, all things considered.


 
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It's a well known fact that a whole American black Rap youth culture is based solely on the wardrobe of Sir Jimmy Saville.

Anyway, I've met the man on 3 occasions. The first was in Glencoe, where I told him to shift his effing camper van from blocking my driveway (it was actually our holiday let, but he didn't need to know that). Second, he came into my shop in Otley in full Jimmy Saville regalia, white shellsuit, baseball cap, surf dude wrap shades, cigar, jewellry, chauffeur entow. I still hadn't forgiven him for blocking my drive and making me wait 15 mins, so served him with a huge cheesy "don't you look a ****t?" grin (I didn't really). Third, met him in the Clachaig Inn in Glencoe and had a chat, didn't mention the above, he's actually quite pleasant despite being a habitual attention seeker.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 2:48 pm
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Used to hear some interesting (absurd?)rumours about him Leeds, back in the day.

I never used to believe them until I heard Frank Skinner allude to it in a round about way and have wondered ever since


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 6:00 pm