MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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mine would be instead of that silly horse dance thing that equestrian people do.there would still be a horse involved though 🙂
basically there would be an elderly lady/gentleman sat in a comfy armchair (comfy cushions) in the middle of the olympic stadium.next to them would be a table with proper china tea cups teapot e.t.c there would also be a fine selection of quality biscuits 😉
the person would be watching their favorite television program,with the volume turned up.
the objective would be for the horse to sneak up to the table and pinch a few biscuits/sugar lumps e.t.c without arousing the suspicion of said person in chair.
1 point digestive biccie
3 points jammy dodger
5 points for one of those posh chocolate biscuits (with a cream filling)
if the person hears the horse approaching they will automatically press a button,and a giant picture of bully (from bullseye) would appear and moo to confirm the horse had been heard.
the horse would get 5 chances to pinch as many biscuits as possible within a 3 minute period.
for added excitement 😆
the older person's hearing aid would randomly whistle for a maximum of 15 seconds 😉
😀 😳 (i need to get out more)
Anything from [i]It's a Knockout[/i].
Chilli cook-off.
Roller Derby
That bike gymnastic thing that they do on fixies to music.
Flatland BMX
Street Luge
Parcour
That ladder thingy in Parcour
International grass cutting, based in my garden.
Reservoir building, based in the South Downs.
Hedge trimming, again based in my garden.
Road resurfacing, UK based on a road near you.
International getting through UK customs, Heathrow based.
Curry Eating, based in Brick Lane.
Nose picking, based in every kids bedroom.
Monkey tennis?
TJ baiting. Whoever gets the most pages out of him before he's banned/flounces wins the gold medal.
As we all know though, in that sport there really are no winners 🙂
Highest number of slices of Marmite on toast made and eaten within 2 minutes.
Dry cracker eating.
Maximum number of fish fingers between two slices of warby's
African traffic jam sprinting; the runners have to wear flip-flops, which they can ditch as soon as they've set off. They sprint alongside a fast moving car holding a piece of cardboard festooned with Chinese sunglasses or car chargers for phones, without losing any of the goods.
Pickled egg eating contest ala Cool Hand Luke
globalti - brilliant, that is one sport I would watch.
Or the Indian version, how many family members you can fit onto a moped and still drive it. Women sidesaddle, blokes in flipflops and extra points for weaving about the wrong way down a dual carridgeway.
A kinetic energy competition. Like the 100m but with a wall at the end and the biggest thump wins. Let the chubby sprinters win for once.
Introduce DownHill Mountain biking.
Or uphill mountain biking? It was a national championship event in about 1990 alongside the downhill event
Lol nice thread, mine would be how much you can nick out of tescos before you get caught
I can't watch gymnastics so bring in Pole dancing
Introduce uphill mountain biking
Binocular football.
African traffic jam sprinting; the runners have to wear flip-flops, which they can ditch as soon as they've set off. They sprint alongside a fast moving car holding a piece of cardboard festooned with Chinese sunglasses or car chargers for phones, without losing any of the goods.
Okada racing at tin can island !
dh
The cinnamon challenge
For those who don't know, participants must consume a tablespoon of ground cinnamon, the most tablespoons consumed wins.
Sounds easy, try it, go on really try it 😈
Jizz-in-a-cup-volumeter-athon.