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A few years ago my ex wife told me that Nigerians with guns were looking for me at an old address - something to do with a mobile phone scam.. it turned out to be bailiffs looking for a Nigerian lady over a mobile phone bill...

This morning she told me that she had heard that armed police had battered my door down a few weeks ago...

I can't contain my excitement at the double life I wish I had...

I await SAS appearance in my utility room looking for Somali pirates.

What possess deluded people to whisper 'Chinese style' to friends of friends?


 
Posted : 10/02/2010 1:46 pm
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it's called 'wishful thinking'...


 
Posted : 10/02/2010 1:48 pm
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it's called 'wishful thinking'...

*golf clap*


 
Posted : 10/02/2010 1:50 pm
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This morning she told me that she had heard that armed police had battered my door down a few weeks ago...

lucky it wasn't your 'back door' then 😉


 
Posted : 10/02/2010 2:01 pm
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A mates mate split up from his missus so said mate started a rumour he left his wife for a young man, as the guy was an ex Royal Marine and as stright as they come it did not go down to well, he is still conincing people otherwise :lol:.


 
Posted : 10/02/2010 2:01 pm