I'm going out on a limb that Stella is in fact called Dave. Illness status......?
Good point re Ursula, but I think that if she stops him, she'll believe that she's saved him. And believe that he'll be grateful. Which he won't.
In other news, Justin and Miranda are a married couple in real life. Wonder if their marriage has a gin sozzled Lil, all fur coat, wellies and no knickers!
Tone of conversation with Henry sounded like he wasn't going to snatch him, but it did look like he had something in store for Helen.
Bye bye Gideon.
Bye Bye!
*Gulp*
Also, it's Thursday. Cliffhangers happen on a Friday, dammit! So, what's tomorrow got in store?
Dunno but it's going to have something to do with the apparently innocuous-flat-battery-in-the-same-episode subplot..
..possibly
There's gonna be a car chase followed by a head on car crash into another driver, possibly a cast member.
Ursula crashes into Rob as he gets away. He blames her as she's only a woman driver.... In the ensuing car crash Helen arrives and the baby is midway between her and Rob. The baby looks confused as one shouts Jack and another Gideon. The baby decides to crawl into a passing cart for a better life with Joe Grundy.
The wife has demanded that I put her script up for ridicule. Kirsty gives chase and forces Rob off the road and then miscarries her baby! Nonsense I know.
Mrs Wingnuts might be on to something there!
I'd go with hospitalisation, miscarriage scare rather than the full scary. That way, NuTom and Kirsty can bond again over it and get married. Ambridge needs a happy ending. Although NuTom has already had one.
Friday 3rd FebruaryHelen is on a mission, and a fallen tree causes chaos.
😯
That's cheating!
OMG !!!!!!!!! 😯
He even sticks a knife into Henry! "Pretend Dad".
Well set up for a Friday night/Sunday night cliff hanger.
^^^ Well if the OH thinks he is even trying to talk from 1902-1915 this evening!!!
I wish they'd play the 'silent movie peril' music at appropriate points in each episode.
I reckon there'll be and accident and Helen will have the choice to finish him off but does the decent thing and saves him.
Rob then has his collar felt and off to prison never to see Gideon again?
I reckon there'll be and accident and Helen will have the choice to finish him off but does the decent thing and saves him.
Close but no ceegar...
Lily Pargiter runs him off the road and co-driver Kenton has to make the choice....
I wish they'd play the 'silent movie peril' music at appropriate points in each episode.
I'm up for that as long as they play the Benny Hill music over the nauseating Justin/Lilian shenanigans. Loud enough to drown out the dialogue and any references to their various states of undress.
thoughts of a 70 year old in her skimpies spoiling your evening meal?
[Lilian Bellamy, née Archer (born 8 July 1947)]
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that's not what she looks like.
That's a man in drag
I suspect it's the actress that plays her. But it's not how she looks.
Right......here goes.
I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair...dullsville
Is that it?
Can't be!
Damara are toast, that's for sure.
Well that was a damp squib
Bobbins. Completely unbelievable changes in personality from Rob and Helen - it was laughably bad!
Oh hell, did I just write that? What has become of me..
I is disappoint. 😥
Just noticed Rob is calling the sprig JACK!!
As is my way I missed almost everything until the episode where Rob tried to kidnap the kid and they had a fight on the rain and Rob gave in. She seems to have finally defeated him!
I figured he's had enough, admitted to himself that she was right.... Was this a total reversal in character or did we know it was coming?
Return to the usual reassuring drivel...
Rob gone off to run the Prince museum apparently.
oh....
😯
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38956870 ]RIP Caroline/Sara[/url] 😥
Sad x2 🙁
Gone to the Lakey Hill in the sky to help Nelson Gabriel and Jack Woolley look for Captain again.
Just been watching series 6 of game of thrones and thought one of the Dothraki widows sounded awfully familiar....racked my brains missing 10 minutes of the episode trying to place her voice and knew it must be radio as didn't recognise her face and finally realised it it Usha! As you were...
Jazzer talking sense
I suspect it's the actress that plays her.
Actress? It's a documentary I tells 'ee!
Jenifer the puritan 🙄
Justin blowing Lil's trumpet!
😯
Ooof take that Lilian 😯
Methinks Lil might have a bit of a sore head this morning.
Tada Lil lands on her feet
The young flibbertigibbet!!!
That's going to be pricey!
Go Puss'cat!
Hmm, Rob and Miranda, plotting revenge........
Meanwhile, who will Anisha end up with?
Heart says Jazza, head says wet Rex.
And how about a rematch for Roy and Liz?
A reunion with Kate would be funny but doomed and Hayloi has seemingly moved on for good.
I miss her.
And btw, fobbing off poor Tracy Horrorbag without even giving her an early birthday treat up on Lakey Hill?
Poor form Roy.
Jazzer *hearts* Kirsty.
You read it here first.
Hello, Tiger.
😆 😆 😆
Who the hell are you?
Oh.
My.
God.
Masterstroke.
😀
Why is the ruthless, hardened, experienced businessman Justin Elliot surprised that his cunning wife is asking for half of all he owns?
Because they have to drag out the divorce into a big plot line.
Racehorses in Costa Rica?
With his reputation?
And why does Chris's accent keep switching from Benny from Crossroads to deepest Camden?
Because racing is as bent as Tiger
Pip suicide attempt?
Was thinking that but didn't want to post it, tbh.
😐
It's not an easy listen.
Ruth going all nasty and selfish seems about right.
Newpip needs a kicking, but let's not take it too far.
Another draggy, depressing storyline for Brookfield.
We need a new Nipplegate.
Scruff Gin to become a rip roaring success, bankrolling the farm.
And Toby vanishes taking the 20k leaving Pip bereft
Chris will give Pip a shoulder to cry on.
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No, the point about that is Kenton bankrolling it so he can't bale out David - and also the fate of pip's windfall will come out sooner or later.
Hmm, still he's a baddun in my book, Flashy.
If so, he'll blow it in the fleshpots of Felpersham.
And there's more to Brighton than meets the eye.....
She's about to dump him anyway.
He's got the cash and she'll be accepted back into the warm family embrace/cast into inexorable darkness.
So David now knows that both Pip and Kenton has given Toby the money.
Wait until he finds out he was the cause of the infected cattle! 😀
Wait until he finds out he was the cause of the infected cattle!
Was he? How? Why? When? I must have missed that bit. What happened?
Was he? How? Why? When? I must have missed that bit. What happened?
He was supposed to fix the fence wasn't he?
Oh Freddy half of me says bravo Sir, the other half cringes and thinks oh dude you are screwed 🙂
Freddie is turning out to be a total, whinging pia. He's becoming more Kevin and perry by the episode!
🙂
His dad would have been so proud.
And Rex, you're an idiot.
So nobody died of an ecstasy reaction?
I reckon Freddy is having a whitey between 7.00 and 7.15 tonight. Taken to hospital but is OK.
A positive view on recreational drugs? I was quite surprised.
Hmm, gobuchul might be onto something there.
Perhaps not Freddie, maybe the girl he hooked up with?
Fred charged, family disgrace?
Maybe he could resit his maths in chokey?
Just caught up on the onimbus. Laughing my face off at work at Freddie and Jonny getting loved up on pills. Oh how the Archers have changed! Some of the older listeners must have been tutting.
whats the story with the vet?
Is Adam soon to be YesterGay?
Matt's a slimebag of slimy proportions.
Fag ash hits the big 70 😆 and seems vexed by it.
Holy cow, how sad, RIP Caroline 😥
Free the Flapjack One!
Just caught up with Caroline's memorial service. Got a bit dusty in here with Ed's closing line to the episode