Anyone got one for me?
Cup of tea milk no sugars....
Off time find the Dilbert about the intern getting an intern
beyond 'flying monkey' where do your talents lie?
my room needs a tidy - i'll pay you in magic beans.
i also need a job (in bristol).
there's lots of underemployed monkeys about.
is it bob -a -job week ?
Perhaps it's our simian forthrightness?
I'm a photographer mostly. Been toying with the idea of packing it all in and seeing if I can live off weddings for a while, sadly this isn't really the right time of year to do it!
But at the moment I'd do anything from scrubbing toilets upwards as preference to where I am.
Many moons ago, a leaflet came through the door, promising no job too small- anything considered, 24/7.
I rang him at three in the morning abut a weed in my path that was bothering me-- he was a bit non plussed and hung up, i gave him ten minutes and rang back-- about that weed.... he slammed the phone down.
Well, on balance I probably wouldn't hand in my notice for the promise of one toilet to scrub. So perhaps I'm not that desperate.
A mate of mine has carved a good living from offering 'old fashioned' wedding photography, using 5x4 plate camera's producing high quality hand printed framed photographs in low numbers, but using modern rather than tradional style wedding poses.
A different take to photography? Rather than your normal digital route?.
[i]A different take to photography?[/i]
Maybe combined with your toilet cleaning round?
celebrity turds....
Teach English in Spain, plenty of work around. Find somewhere with good riding and you'll be sorted. (so long as you dont have a family to support)
Funeral snapshots-- at the wake i mean-- with a non intrusive style you can capture great moments...
i have a very naughty idea-- Burkha Porn....just shapes really, the rest is your imagination..
I'd do anything from scrubbing toilets upwards
I find it best if you scrub them downwards
I like the idea of alternative wedding photography... Plus I do enjoy working with film. Wonder if I could make a living doing Zenit weddings?
Then cleaning the toilets afterwards.
"Instagram wedding photography and toilet cleaning services"
Go and move that Landrover and minibus for me from A-B-C, only 15 miles pedaling in the p*ss*ng rain to be able to do it.
*puts kettle on again*
have you asked the more regular posters who 'work' and post here all day-- they must know the score-- getting paid to waffle
Burkha Porn....just shapes really, the rest is your imagination..
LOLs.
What did TJ do? He had a lot of time on his hands.
have you asked the more regular posters who 'work' and post here all day-- they must know the score-- getting paid to waffle
*cough* IT middle management *cough*
Guess what I do!
🙂
[i]What did TJ do?[/i]
Argue.