[Closed] I like cats but....

Did this really require a thread?

burchill - Member

Did this really require a thread?

Oh sorry, I didn't realise there was already a semi official road kill thread ongoing. I searched for catricide threads but it didn't return any results.

You didn't stop and go back to check?

jimjam - Member
Oh sorry, I didn't realise there was already a semi official road kill thread ongoing. I searched for catricide threads but it didn't return any results.

I appreciate your due diligence, but there are already plenty of other moronic threads available on the first page - you didn't need to start your own.

55 in a 30
Jokes about dead cats flying
Most caring word used "smushed"
****s given probably 0
Leading post title

7/10

burchill - Member

I appreciate your due diligence, but there are already plenty of other moronic threads available on the first page - you didn't need to start your own.

I'm guessing but if I go through your post history I presume I'll see that you've taken the time to admonish each and every one of these moronic thread starters in a similar fashion and also a long and worthy list of awesome threads that you've created?

schrickvr6 - Member

You didn't stop and go back to check?

No I did not.

I feel kind of bad.

I'm feline kind of bad, surely.

jimjam - Member
I'm guessing but if I go through your post history I presume I'll see that you've taken the time to admonish each and every one of these moronic thread starters in a similar fashion and also a long and worthy list of awesome threads that you've created?

Only the ones that stoop to certain levels.

... I couldn't eat a whole one.

but there are already plenty of other moronic threads available on the first page.

I know - they've knocked all the scintillating threads that you've started onto the second page 🙂

At least the local wildlife will thank you as well as the poor sod whos garden has been used as a toilet.

A robin has been saved at Christmas. A fox has had enough frest meat to last a few days. Good result all round.

Feel for you (and the cat). I did this once. Just bolted out of a hedge and went under my rear wheel. Never had a chance. Felt terrible. I scooped the poor fella up and took it to a vets to see if it could be identified by a chip, but alas, no chip. Then I went to the pub and had a massive drink of booze.

burchill - Member

Only the ones that stoop to certain levels.

Well hopefully the mods have been keeping a close eye on your sterling work and they'll see fit to put a little tittle beside your user name. "Arbiter of Thread Worthiness" would be appropriate I feel. Then anyone who starts a thread can sit and eagerly wait for you to pass judgement as to whether or not their thread meets your lofty criteria. It's only right given your diligent thread policing and quality control.

Looks like killing a cat is only the second worst thing you've done in the last 24 hour OP 🙂

maccruiskeen - Member

Looks like killing a cat is only the second worst thing you've done in the last 24 hour OP

I know, but in fairness the cat killing guilt is now off set by the bird and mouse saving. I can't forgive myself for bad thread starting though 😳

burchill earlier today after he delivered another reprimand

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I can't forgive myself for bad thread starting though

I ran over a Badger once. Am so glad I didn't start a thread about it...

I appreciate your due diligence, but there are already plenty of other moronic threads available on the first page - you didn't need to start your own.

I'm sorry, burchill, but what are you on? jimjam started an off-topic thread. That's kind of what this whole forum is for: discussion of bikes, and other stuff.

What right do you have to challenge someone over a thread they have started, if it's not obscene or nasty?!?

Do you go into a pub, listen in on someone's conversation, then attack them for talking about something you didn't want to hear about?!?

Go, make yourself a hot chocolate, and chill out. 😕

I ran over a vole once. I did start a thread about it.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/im-a-very-bad-man-caution-recently-deceased-fluffy-wildlife-content

Totally got away with it though.

Too tired to make a mildly offensive pussy joke.

I once started a thread.

Did it cat-apult off your front wheel?

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Lest we Fur-get.

footflaps - Member

I ran over a Badger once.

I hit a badger too. Bloody thing caused a load of damage to the front of the car, the ****er.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

I'll be back there tomorrow.

jimjam - Member
I'll be back there tomorrow.

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Had to have our cat, Smudge, put to sleep last night at the vets. Very upset wife and 5 year old daughter.
Due to age and health - not run over.
However his brother, Pickles, was run over 8 years ago. Driver did not stop. neighbour found him, knocked on my door and I had to scrap him off the road.

SaxonRider - Member
I'm sorry, burchill, but what are you on? jimjam started an off-topic thread. That's kind of what this whole forum is for: discussion of bikes, and other stuff.

What right do you have to challenge someone over a thread they have started, if it's not obscene or nasty?!?

Do you go into a pub, listen in on someone's conversation, then attack them for talking about something you didn't want to hear about?!?

Go, make yourself a hot chocolate, and chill out.

Hi SaxonRider?!?

I just thought it was slightly insensitive, given that the other side of this is (potentially) a family who are wondering where their beloved pet is, s'all.

Haven't seen 'what are you on?' being used for years, so thanks for lightening my mood.

burchill - Member

I appreciate your due diligence, but there are already plenty of other moronic threads available on the first page - you didn't need to start your own.

Julie?

Is that you?

arrpee - Member
Julie?

Is that you?

Yeah, I did go in a bit strong - I apologise jimjam. I blame having a rubbish cold, a lack of paracetamol, and dreading my office's Christmas party this evening (in case they talk about stuff I don't want to hear about).

It just touched a nerve for the above reason.

There's one that shits in my garden if you want to drive up and down my street for a bit.

Purrfect apology there Burchill, no need to have kittens over it - consider the critical responses above a furball warning.

Hope the OP is feline better after what is a bad stroke of lucky - I hope you are able to get on with your 9 lives.
Lets also paws for a moment to consider the paw owners feelings too, it's a shame there was no collar/ID markings on the cat as you would've at least been able to pop an apologetic note through their litter box.

If you need any further support feel free to PM meow.

I had to scrap him off the road.

CAT "C" write off?

Having lost one of the beloved family moggies recently, owing to someone driving too fast through the village and unable to respond appropriately to unanticipated hazards, I have to say I find this thread very distasteful.

Ah well. At least it wasn't a child, eh?

So much bad taste on this thread!
So much win!

🙂

I hit a cat last year, dashed across the road in front of me, having been fighting/playing with another cat in a garden on the far side of the road. I was under the speed limit as it was very near a set of traffic lights and I'd been braking in case they changed. Didn't have a chance to stop as a) it ran out too quickly and b) if I'd braked any harder the idiot flying up behind me (who definitely [i]wasn't[/i] under the speed limit and seemed to be [i]accelerating [/i]in case the lights changed) would have ended up in my back seat.

If it's any consolation, despite my utter antipathy towards all things small and furry and those who own them, I did feel exceedingly guilty and stopped when possible to go back and find the owner/apologise. The people whose garden it ran out of had no idea who it belonged to, seemed to be a stray, no collar or chip (I left my details). They gave it a small but respectful send off and shovelled it into the bin, apparently. I had a beer, but did not start a thread. Perhaps that was for the best.

I feel kind of bad.

schrickvr6 - Member

You didn't stop and go back to check?

No I did not.

You potentially allowed someone's pet to die slowly and in pain...so yes, you should feel bad.

You potentially allowed someone's pet to die slowly and in pain...so yes, you should feel bad.

Potentially I'm doing the exact same thing at any given moment of the day. I don't feel bad.

Oh that would be a good experiment you know, is the cat dead, is it not, if it could be either could it actually be both? I'm surprised no-one has done this before, i suggest we call it jimjam's cat thought experiment.

Op think on it like this, your ambivalence potentially means the cat is alive and ok. You could potentially have killed it by the action of going back and checking.

Potentially I'm doing the exact same thing at any given moment of the day. I don't feel bad.

Oh that would be a good experiment you know, is the cat dead, is it not, if it could be either could it actually be both? I'm surprised no-one has done this before.

tortuous joke is tortuous

But you should be mortified Jimjam:

shameless case of kit n run

McHamish - Member

You potentially allowed someone's pet to die slowly and in pain...so yes, you should feel bad.

There's a very small chance it died slowly in pain. I felt a pretty solid at the back wheel. The fact that the car behind swerved leads me to believe it was still where my tyre would have been.

Busy main road, no hard shoulder, my lane adjacent to a climbing lane so cars coming off that at probably 70 or 80 realistically, peak time, heavy traffic, it was dark and it was raining. Any over reaction or even realistic attempt to stop could have had serious consequences, including but not limited to the death of other people's brothers, sisters, mothers fathers, wives and husbands.

Next...

bodgy - Member

Having lost one of the beloved family moggies recently, owing to someone driving too fast through the village and unable to respond appropriately to unanticipated hazards, I have to say I find this thread very distasteful.

Ah well. At least it wasn't a child, eh?

Good thing I was doing 5 mph UNDER the speed limit isn't it. And yes, really good thing there wasn't a child running across three lanes of traffic in the dark during rush hour.

I'm going to hang about on the classifieds and abuse people who try to sell crap stuff.

Unfortunately its the main risk of cat ownership, and in the modern fast paced world its largely unavoidable.

For whom the Tinkerbell tolls.

Op think on it like this, your ambivalence potentially means the cat is alive and ok. You could potentially have killed it by the action of going back and checking.

The cat is both dead and alive at the same time, thus keeping everyone on the forum happy.

slimjim78 - Member
For whom the Tinkerbell tolls.

😀

Dave Vanderspek - Member

I had to scrap him off the road.

CAT "C" write off?

Genuine lol. Post of the day.

More of a dogs but(t) man myself.

Console yourself with the act there's nothing you could really do James. Had something similar a few years back, but with a fox. It was a case of it or me (and surrounding traffic). No contest really. Felt bad after, especially so when having to pick bits of skull from the wheel arch.

uro - Member

Felt bad after, especially so when having to pick bits of skull from the wheel arch.

Ah jesus. I couldn't face inspecting the wheel arch when I got home so left it till this morning, but luckily (for me at least) there were no traces.

so left it

Don't do that, I ran over a frog with the lawnmower this Spring, couldn't face inspecting the underside. After several days in the warm weather in a shed with a corrugated plastic roof, it didn't arg whiff.

His fault - he jumped in front and kermitted suicide.

luckily (for me at least) there were no traces.

Clean kill. Result 😀

Kryton57 - Member

His fault - he jumped in front and kermitted suicide.

And the puns just keep on coming!

So much bad taste on this thread!

I thought furball warning deserved better tbh.

Euro - Member
More of a dogs but(t) man myself.

Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best.

I ran over joe cocker. killed 'im dead I did...

monkeysfeet - Member

I ran over joe cocker. killed 'im dead I did...

You must mean Joe's cocker...surely. Joe Cocker is alive and well. Isn't he?

😆

Ah jesus. I couldn't face inspecting the wheel arch when I got home so left it till this morning, but luckily (for me at least) there were no traces.

I hit a pheasant with a works van once. Made a hell of a bang and I stopped at the next lay-by to check for damage. There was a crack in the grill but not much else apart from feathers.

Delivered the van back to work and it went back to the guys house who usually used it. About a month later he's backing it out from his house and spots something on the drive - a severed pheasants head.

Pops the bonnet and the theres the rest of a pheasant distributed all around the engine bay 🙂

Pushing that 'little' crack in the grill it turned out the half the grill was able to pivot around then spring back.

Wow, this thread has legs unlike, oh...

Someone will wake up this morning wondering where their cat is...probably worried why it didn't come home last night. I've been there myself and it's not nice. It's 'smushed' and won't be coming home. Nice touch by OP by not stopping and some quality giggles about the demise of someone's pet...probably by dog owners :-/

I'd love to hear you describe the process of how you would stop and go back to inspect the damage, like a modern day road side Francis of Assisi.
Please elaborate.

Don't forget to mention it was dark and raining Jim, maybe then people will forgive you for not trying to find out if it was still alive.

Sorry, but if your cat doesn't come home and you live near a main road. It's pretty obvious (to me) what may have happened.

Jimjam was in the area...

Once ran a cow over on a motorbike... gross oversimpification I actually hit it on the arse - the cow won and only gave me a side glance as it wandered down the road as I picked myself and my 350 Elsie off the road.

Once ran a cow over on a motorbike... gross oversimpification I actually hit it on the arse - the cow won and only gave me a side glance as it wandered down the road as I picked myself and my 350 Elsie off the road.

Did you start a thread about it though so a bunch of bellends could have a good old laugh?

Did you start a thread about it though so a bunch of bellends could have a good old laugh?

If I remember correctly, I think the cow did.

LeeW - Member

Don't forget to mention it was dark and raining Jim, maybe then people will forgive you for not trying to find out if it was still alive.

I can't really convey how little I care about the forgiveness of anonymous internet strangers. However it does amaze me that people have the arrogance and lack of awareness to comment as though they would "do the right thing" based on absolutely no relevant contextual information.

I mean, it's almost as if people are just chiming in to signal how virtuous they are without knowing whether I was driving a car or an articulated lorry, whether I was being tail-gaitted by a line of cars, where the nearest house was (if any) whether there was anywhere safe to pull in at all or any other piece of relevant information. And best of all I love how the act of going back to check on a cat which, if not killed instantly would certainly have been seconds later, is somehow more important and more worthy than not causing a car crash.

oldtalent - Member

Did you start a thread about it though so a bunch of bellends could have a good old laugh?

A second arbiter of thread worthiness arrives.

But the point is Jimjam you could have stopped when safe to do so and checked the poor creature was dead and taken it to a vet to check for a chip or at the very least posted on the local missing pets fb page - you did that? Common decency would suggest that as a minimum after all there is a possibility you have just killed someone's well loved pet. You're not from Croydon by any chance?

Why would the guy stop on a 3 lane road during rush hour to check on a cat?

perditus - Member

But the point is Jimjam you could have stopped when safe to do so

Where was it safe to do so? How far away would that be from the cat? How far would you walk along an unlit road in the dark with no footpath and traffic traveling at 60+ mph? Were there any vets open at that time? Where is the nearest vet? Would you stand in the middle of a road at night, in the rain, in heavy traffic to sift through cat remains for a micro chip? There's a local FB page for missing pets?

You're not from Croydon by any chance?

Ah, this explains everything.

Where was it safe to do so? How far away would that be from the cat? How far would you walk along an unlit road in the dark with no footpath and traffic traveling at 60+ mph? Were there any vets open at that time? Where is the nearest vet? Would you stand in the middle of a road at night, in the rain, in heavy traffic to sift through cat remains for a micro chip? There's a local FB page for missing pets?

I don't know Jimjam - you're the cat killer so the obligation is on you to take the most appropriate course of action in the circumstances.

perditus - Member

I don't know

Correct. Remember that.

The levels of bellendery on here remind me why I stopped visiting the place for several years.

You didn't stop and go back to check?

No I did not.

Oddly hitting a cat and not reporting it is not illegal, and yet hitting a dog is.

https://www.askthe.police.uk/content/Q434.htm

Which I don't think is right. At the very least anyway I'd stop, check it for identification and if near houses, knock on doors to see if it's theirs. Hassle yes, but pets are a member of people's families, and some love them more than humans. Otherwise report to police anyway or local council.

Cats are feral while dogs are considered working animals hence the requirement to tell the police. Same goes for sheep, horses and cattle.

Where do the seemingly more sensitive folk draw the mandatory other-people’s-pet-welfare-responsibility line? Rabbit? Gerbil? Spider?

catfood - Member
The levels of bellendery on here remind me why I stopped visiting the place for several years.

We noted your absence but presumed you'd been run over.