Whilst away for the Easter school holidays with the kids, I decided to take the bike out for a little spin and take advantage of the rare opportunity to see some sunshine although the trails were quite soft and muddy.
All was going swimmingly and I was having a generally lovely time bimbling along the various trails.
I even stopped to wave to my wife and kids who were out walking a part of the trail which I had already ridden earlier on the other side of the river. All in all, life was pretty good.
This was shattered when I eventually returned to my caravan to be greeted by an ashen faced seven year old who had some very grave news to impart.
Whilst on his walk, they had thought it fun to follow Daddy’s tyre tracks along the trail… the fun ceased abruptly when the littlest panthercub happened across a very recently expired vole who was sporting both a surprised expression and some suspicious tyre tracks squarely across it’s now grossly flattened abdomen.
A deeply moving but impromptu service of remembrance was conducted shortly thereafter.
He glared at me accusingly and asked me why I would commit such an atrocity.
I’m ashamed to say that I was, for a moment, tempted to tell him that I had seen a suspicious looking bad man on a bike in the same area and that it must have been him.
Instead I told him the truth, that I simply didn’t see it (SVIDSY?) and was deeply sorry for my careless actions.
I have been wearing the metaphorical Cone of Shame all week and need to confess.
What steps can I take in the future to avoid the reoccurrence of a such a calamity?
Where can I buy one of those movement scanners like off of Aliens?
Do they come with handlebar mounts?