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I'm sneezing 'cos I watched Peppa Pig this morning. Am I going to die?


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 8:31 am
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Yes.


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 8:32 am
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According to the news/papers, it's getting pretty serious........


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 8:36 am
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Pah. It's all rubbish.

About 10,000 people die a year from "normal" flu, and this has only killed a few hundred. This is _not_ a pandemic. Not yet.

This _is_ media hype and sensationalism.


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 8:45 am
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Have you started to come out in rashers?

IGMC


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 8:53 am
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I'm just getting over a man-flu-like illness

guess I'm one of the lucky ones


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 8:55 am
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Chuckles at Mattie. 😆


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:09 am
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BD, don't sit there laughing - call him a hambula...

nah, forget it


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:15 am
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I rung the NHS help line and all i got was crackling.


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:18 am
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Oinkment
Hambulance
Pig might Flu
Coming out in Rashers

Let's get all the word play jokes in one place please


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:19 am
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you wish, WCA

weeeeeeeee're just scratching the surface


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:27 am
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There was crackling when I phone the helpline


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:33 am
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willard - we'll see, media is closer to the truth than the experts are letting on


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:45 am
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Are the experts telling porkies?


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:53 am
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he's just ribbing you, WCA


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 9:55 am
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I think the response by the media has been pretty ham fisted.


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 10:05 am
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depends if it was a cough / oink or a sneeze / fart .


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 10:07 am
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[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 10:32 am
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We all will look like this:
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Posted : 30/04/2009 10:39 am
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I have just spoken to one of my customers who is putting pandemic procedures into place for their office - do to with visitors,people coming & going etc....BBC site says we are at level 5,level 6 is when they stop the movement of people from country to country etc etc....should we be worried yet ?


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 10:54 am
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no because even if you get it you'll just get a dose of antivirals and be cured. britain is probably the place to be if you actually contract it. but i bet you won't!


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 10:57 am
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There's snout wrong with me.


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 12:00 pm
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Think you'll need some oinkment...


 
Posted : 30/04/2009 12:09 pm