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7 pounds 2. Best day of my life and also the scariest - wee blighter decided to be all dramatic. Despie being at the head end I have seen some things that will stay with me for a while!
Roll on tomorrow when I bring the family home
Big congratulations! Best thing that I have ever done. Hard but you will love every second.
what an experience! 😀 😀
Tbh they arent much fun for the first few months but when they start interacting with you it's all worthwhile.
fifty quid for your best bike. cash, right now
next month I'm dropping to forty so think fast 😐
(congratulations - get some sleep)
Not a parent, and doubt i ever will be, but i,m jealous as hell.
All the best for your family. 🙂
Welcome to the rest of your life 🙂
Congrats. Enjoy it all, no matter how bad it feels at the time it is all good stuff.
Well done. This is where your life starts. Soak....it....up.
Congratulations.
Look on the bright side - you'll be able to combine Xmas and birthday pressies!
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Congrats
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Well done, our boys nrly 7 wks....its the most amazing and knackering thing u will ever do....check out the breakfast club thread for those early morning moments !
Congratulations!
Well done. Remember - the n+1 think is for bikes not kids. Stick to 3 kids.
Congratulations, your life will never be the same again 😉
Haribo time to sell your bikes ------------------------->
Congratulations, you are about to embark on the closest relationship you will have with anyone. Enjoy 🙂
Result!! Get some sleep! And when mum and the mini one get home make sure she does too! Been up since five watching postman pat and now the lion king!!
*highfives* I cried when my boys where born. best moment ever.
Congratulations best thing ever completely knackering
been there three times and it does get easier
Congrats.
Lucky you.
Congratulations best thing that ever happened to me....£75 for your Fox forks?
See you at breakfast club in the morning 🙂
P.S. woo hoo well done!
Congratulations!!
Rachel
Congrats...it is a brilliant game...
Grats it's simply the greatest thing being a Dad.
Although if I hear the singing Xmas tree once more doing Rocking Around the Xmas tree I may start to eat my words.
OP men in prison have sex with women more than you will over the next year. Enjoy.
6 weeks and it starts to get easier.
Learn to sleep when and where you can.
Remember to enjoy it as it's amazing, even when you are running on empty.
I'm still in the spare room after 6 weeks just to function as the Mrs NEEDs to be up at night and I don't but I NEED to function in the day for the other one.
Congrats.
Tim
Keep away from mumsnet
Congratulations Haribo, amazing journey awaits you. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, sometimes scary but always amazing. My little girl is 5 in 3 weeks and my little boy just gone 2. They light my life up every day, drive me to the brink on a regular basis but I love them like you cannot imagine unless you've got kids of your own. I'd step in their way to protect them from anything without a seconds thought.
It's probably the hardest thing you'll ever do but when people say make the most of it they're absoluetly right.
Enjoy my friend 8)
Congratulations to you and your family!
Congratulations!
It is the best thing ever (Miss RBIT 1 on Friday), though it is bloody hard work. Make the most of any opportunity you get to go out on the bike, because there won't be as many as you're used to.
Andy
Congratulations 😀
Well done 😀 , I can only echo the above and say I love being a dad it's the most amazing feeling , seeing your offspring being born is an important bonding experience IMO even if it is a bit yucky .My boys are 6 years and 9 months and seeing those smiley faces when you come home from a bad day at work makes all your worrries melt away.
Lots of hugs kissesand smiles are what you're little one needs (don't forget mum ,tell her how amazing she is|)
Nice one.
Although it will be hard at times, it is the best thing that ever happened to me and Mrs Coolhandluke.
Enjoy.
Take lots of photographs so you can embarrass them when they turn 18. Time flies too, enjoy it as often as you can.
Coolio, I hope all are well.
Well done (more so to your missus). It lots of fun... mostly
Sweeeeeeet!
Congratulations to you both, great prezzie for crimbo... !
Well done for having sex
Well done. agree about the best thing ever. I remember getting home about 5 in the morning and the feeling, well, I can't describe it. but something like wow times a big number.
Just enjoy a bit of peace now, it won't last, but just remember how you feel now, and when things get hard, think back to now.
Many congratulations!
Congrats!
Well done Mrs H for all the hard work. Take a deep breath get, some sleep and hold on for a wild ride.
Congratulations! It's bloody amazing isn't it. Enjoy the moment.
Hope you don't suffer with colic, we're going through that ordeal with our 9 week old at the mo.....
4 months in for us now , say goodbye to a full nights sleep clean clothes and spontaneous mountain bike rides and hello to conversations about poo and vomit.
It is unbelievably fabulous to be a father . When i walk in and little crankbrat smiles in recognition the sense of love and pride is overwhelming.
Aaawww, a baby 😀
Congratulations!!
Congratulations!
Great news.
My first came in January and my next is due in July. The great things will soon out weigh the things you saw last night. It just gets better from here on it.
Does Haribo Jr have a name yet?
Congratulations
Our 1st was born just before x-mas. A great early prezzy for you both !
Hope you like rollercoasters - you just got on a real long one !!!
Best wishes
update - home, fed n watered (not too much milk but getting there) and we have one wee content caelan jack. Lying in bed with him in his basket just now after a feed/change. Peed all over me this afternoon lol. So far this is brill and getting better as the feelings of being scared get lesser
😀
"7 pounds 2. Best day of my life"
You have honestly never had a better experience than seeing the result of you spunking up some bird?
I weep for you with sincerity! 🙁
This is largely why our culture is in a very sorry state at the moment. If people honestly believe (and I know many do) that the pinnacle of human achievement is pushing their cock in and out of a vagina long enough to give them an orgasm, then we really are never going to get anywhere are we?
Sort yourself out immediately!
"Peed all over me this afternoon lol"
A baby urinated over you and your first reaction was to laugh! 'Ha ha ha' 'HA ha ha'
Oh what fun.
Parenthood really should be classified as a learning disability!
Seriously! Get a grip of yourself. This is a pretty difficult world you need to bring your child up to do well in. Do you think acting like a ****ing urophile teletubby is going to give it a good start?
Our daughter is 21 weeks now and yes the first 6 weeks can be a nightmare at times, but it does get much easier. Getting the feeding sorted seemed to be the key to success for us, as proper feeding = proper routine = more sleep for everyone 😀
Enjoy it and take plenty of time off work and spend it with your new family.
Nobody feed the troll