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[Closed] How much do you love your Mother in Law?

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I'm not sure they've thought this through:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/formula-one-chief-bernie-ecclestones-8493564

Wonder if Ecclestone will stump it up.

Wouldn't most people let them keep their MIL? 🙂


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 10:17 am
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Hmmmm I think the hope is that Mrs Ecclestone loves her more than Mr Ecclestone does 😆

And therefore influences Mr Ecclestone via the medium of with-holding sex 😯


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:15 am
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It his age not with-holding is likely to be more dangerous. 10 minutes in The Chamber with a Brazilian model would probably finish him off.


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:17 am
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So, Ms Flosi - what was it that first attracted you to the 85 year old millionaire ?


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:18 am
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hels - I'd just quoted Mrs Merton to my colleague while we were discussing this story on the BBC webpage 8)


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:19 am
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he's 85, his mother in law is 67. Thats funny.


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:21 am
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And therefore influences Mr Ecclestone via the medium of with-holding sex

He will just buy another wife.


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:23 am
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I'd find it weird having a mother-in-law young enough to be my daughter. Quite unlikely though.


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:23 am
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he's 85, his mother in law is 67. Thats funny.

I recall getting some (step)parental advice from my one year younger stepmother. 😕
Odd.


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:29 am
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He will just buy another wife.

He could put something in the classifieds.

Wanted: Fit young wife. Mustn't be too fussy in return for billions of dollars. Dead mother preferable.

B. Eccleston, Chelsea/New York/Monaco/Sochi.


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:29 am
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And therefore influences Mr Ecclestone via the medium of with-holding sex

'[i]passes out some extra strong mind bleach to all thread readers'
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😉


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:33 am
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I've got £28 and my mother in law's address. Anyone?

Just sayin'


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 11:41 am
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"So, Ms Flosi - what was it that first attracted you to the 85 year old [s]m[/s][b]b[/b]illionaire ?"


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 12:06 pm
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She has the kids on Tuesdays, but with the £28m i could hire an army of au pairs. Think I've made my desicion.


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 12:27 pm
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Does Bernie only marry young, beautiful models with comedy names.

Fabiana Flosi? Really? And do you think she does? And before that Salavia Raddish?


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 12:30 pm
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Ivy Bamford....


 
Posted : 26/07/2016 12:48 pm