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[Closed] How far before it counts as 'playing away'?

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Stuck in Switzerland. Again.

Sat in the bar. Again.

The Swiss under 21s ladies football team have just arrived and are clearly looking for some fun.

Fun isn't something that happens in Switzerland.

I have just come back to my room for a cold shower. Do I go back down to the bar?


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 8:51 pm
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Tug Tv not working in your room then 😉


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 8:52 pm
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knock one off and get an early night


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 8:52 pm
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I would say you have no chance of pulling a 21yr old 😉 maybe the coach.


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 8:53 pm
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It is a 60 seat coach! I would have more luck with the goal keeper!


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 8:56 pm
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Why not give your undoubtedly long suffering wife a ring and ask her?

See if she would mind a bit of flirting, maybe a bit of sexy dancing, perhaps some kind of no-touch dancy strippy thing...

Or give over and go to bed.


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 8:58 pm
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I don't even seem to be able to get troll threads right at the moment.

Night all.


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 9:01 pm
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Bless. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 9:03 pm
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If you're really in a hotel with the U21s, you have your stw duty to do

this thread is useless without compromising pictures


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 9:33 pm
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You would be as well going for it, coz your wife just blew me.


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 10:27 pm
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waynekerr

............ 😆


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 10:31 pm
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Wayne - that was my mother!


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 10:32 pm
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If you really feel that you need to ask. Then the answer is go to your room alone. Are you in any kind of meaningful relationship? Do the right thing.


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 10:33 pm
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As I said. I was leaving the bar when they walked in. It just thought it might make an interesting thread.

Watched Train Spotting instead, now there is a cheerful film.


 
Posted : 13/10/2009 10:39 pm
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dude........... postcode rule!!!

or..... get wrecked, cos if you cant remember then it didn't happen


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 1:11 am
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im sure there is an iphone app for that?


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 11:40 am
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If I could make a sweeping generalisation based on all the lady footballers that I have met, your faithfullness is pretty much assured this side of gender reassignment.


 
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Posted : 14/10/2009 3:39 pm
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If I could make a sweeping generalisation based on all the lady footballers that I have met, your faithfullness is pretty much assured this side of gender reassignment.

+1


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 3:45 pm
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But treating the question purely as an interesting hypothetical, it counts as "playing away" when you get tongues involved, or when you whisper "we could kill the bitch and run away together" into someone's ear. 🙂


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 3:47 pm
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Have they brought their fans with 'em?

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Posted : 14/10/2009 5:52 pm
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The one on the left has no head.


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 6:34 pm
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she can have mine


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 8:10 pm
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Will you look back in years to come, full of regrets?


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 9:26 pm
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Get drunk. Then i'm sure the more you drink the answer will become more clear.


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 9:32 pm
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The one on the right is wearing paint for a top.


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 11:11 pm
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For what is worth, I didn'r


 
Posted : 14/10/2009 11:28 pm