[Closed] Hey! Elf!

Cheers. Although I don't actually get a proper one until next year.... 😀

I want presents please. Who's got me what? I don't want any cheap tat.

Feb 29th ?

I can post you a packet of ciggies if you remind me of your address

Kev

I've got to go to Lewisham. 🙁

Oh no are you a crappy birthday boy? 🙁

I'd have bought you an RC helicopter if I'd known 😀

Happy B day

I'm back from Lewisham. I've survived.

Holly, though, silly cah; she's sat-navved it down from Liverpool, gone through central London. 🙄

Yes love, you'll have to pay Congestion Charge. Or you'll go to jail.

Emma you can still buy me a tiny helicopter. 😀

Happy Birfday El Fred!

happy funking birthday fred

Many Happy Returns, paddedfred.

I've gone off the idea now sorry

Penblwydd Hapus! 😀

Thanks for the kind messages everyone! 😀

Emma; oh go on.

[i]PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSEEEEE?????[/i]

happy birthday you [s]horrible little[/s] nice little person you.......... 😉

Breithlá Sonas dhuit. x

Appy birfday 2 huw

A Happy-Birthday-Ekranoplan for you! 😉

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That ekranoplan looks awesome! Not seen that one before, looks like it didn't have any stubby outer wings?
Oh, and happy birthday, even if it isn't really...

Especially for you, a multicultural Happy Birthday song:

Those Russians certainly know how to party.

Although I think elfinman might appreciate this a little more :

Love it! 😀

Great vids, thanks. (Bogles and skanks)

Post pics of interesting things for me please! Whatever you like.

Dandelion- thank you so much. I do love a nice Ekranoplan, it has to be said.

Post pics of interesting things for me please! Whatever you like.

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Happy pretend birthday old cock!

I'm back from Lewisham. I've survived.

Thought it was only me who used to feel this way. I lived in Hither Green for 2 years and almost entirely managed to avoid visiting Lewisham. In the 2 years I lived there I think I only went to the centre 5 times, and each time I swore it would be my last. Not my very favourite place.

As a special birthday treat I gave Hora a huge wedgie on your behalf and hung him on a fencepost by his undercrackers. I think he's still there. You can go and pelt him with rotten fruit if you like 😀

Thank you Binners! 😀

It does fill me with joy to know that Hora has suffered pain and torment on my Special Day.

Lewisham Innit's not too bad really. The DLR link has really helped sort it out, so it's not as cut off as it used to be.

Lewisham Innit's not too bad really.

😕 Have they pulled it down and started again then ?

No but there's a huge new police station, and the area's bin done up quite a lot. It's not quite the frightening place it used to be.

I've never found it frightening ........it's sarf landan after all (home territory) not the east end, just a shithole.

That's a bit unfair Ernie.

I wouldn't say [i]all[/i] of Sarf London is a shithole.

Cheeky ****.

Nope, there are far to many in the world as it is.

The World can never have too many tiny hekelopters...