MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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In a tabloid style.
Here's mine.
[B]CRAZY WIFE DENIES BREAKING TOILET[/B]
[b]IDIOT MAN SHRINKS WIFE'S PULLOVER. NOT MANY DEAD.[/b]
[b]MAN FOUND SOBER SURROUNDED BY DEAD ANIMALS[/b]
[b]BORING BASTARD SPENDS WEEKEND SAT ON FAT ARSE PRETENDING TO WORK[/b]
[b]MAN DIES OF BOREDOM[/b]
MAN GETS THROUGH 458 TRACKS OF IPOD ON SHUFFLE WHILST @ WORK OVER WEEKEND
(exclusive)
[b]MAN CELEBRATES ARSENAL WIN BY DRINKING CRATE OF GROLSCH. MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF THE LOCAL KEBAB HOUSE[/b]
21 MOUNTAIN BIKERS FOUND DROWNED, IN A FIELD.
SATURDAY LUNCHTIME MARGARITAS A BAD IDEA, SCIENTISTS FIND
:-S
KIDS PARTY A SUCCESS,CURRY SUPER WAS THE TRIUMPH THOUGH.
[b]MAN WIMPED OUT OF RIDING IN RAIN ONLY TO DIE OF BOREDOM BEING DRAGGED ROUND THE SHOPSA[/b]
I can now add...
[b]CLUELESS IDIOT BUGGERS UP INDEXING ON CX BIKE AND HAS TO E-MAIL MATE FROM ROUND THE CORNER TO HELP HIM PUT IT RIGHT[/b]
[b]TV IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR LIFE[/b]
[b]Man realises that work, and trying to ride on wet clay makes for a bad weekend
[b]MAN DRIVES CAR ACROSS SCOTLAND DRESSED AS FATHER JACK[/b]
[b][i]WELL THAT WAS WET WASN'T IT?[/i][/b]
[B]CRACKING RIDE IN THE WET[/B]
[B]COLD DRIVE HOME NAKED[/B]
[b]The Frwrite Stuff[/b]
Student completes first essay on Halloween weekend