Went outside to get my bike this afternoon to discover a headless rat on the patio. We have 2 spaniels but they are carriers not killers. Thoughts?
Definitely Louise.
I found a bodyless starling under the trampoline. Twas a sparrowhawk..
As yours is headless, not bodyless, might be a hawksparrow?
Cat
They look cute but in reality they are all murderous psychopaths that will toy with victims and the kill and behead them and just walk away.
Never trust a cat named Louise
Retaliate with frozen sausages
Do you live near Ozzy Osbourne at all?
Local devil cult group, did you park across someone's driveway or something?
We get a lot of Buzzards so I did wonder if it had been dropped. And I never did like cats.
Mexican drug traffickers, they like a beheading.
I was going to say Freddie Starr, but he's dead, and it was a hamster.
That's a terrible thing to do to the wife/partner
UB40?
They have previous
The Foot clan, possibly Shredder
I'd rather find a headless one than one that's running around.
Probably a cat, if it’s like my hedgehogs and the kibbles I put out, it likes something crunchy with a soft centre...
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I was going to say Freddie Starr, but he’s dead, and it was a hamster.
With a lead bar in the library?
Mafia obsessed neighbour who used the head to put under someone's bed who had betrayed him and then just threw the body over the fence.
The rat just list his head trying to cope with lockdown?
Keep a look out for frozen sausages in the lawn
It was me. The neck is the tastiest bit
Judging by the way my cats ate mice/rats/rabbits, the head is the tastiest part.
Just remember - don't eat the green wobbly bit.