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I'll start with [url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue ]this [/url]from today's Guardian.

Got a better one?

APF


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 11:42 am
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Posted : 11/11/2010 11:47 am
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Although a Celtic fan, Druidh, that back page headline still cannae be bettered in my opinion.
However, I haven't seen any of today's papers yet, and was in that England place over the weekend, so missed Sunday's too.
Anything you would recommend I should see?


 
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I was a big fan of

[b][size=400]DO YOU KNOW THE TEA-TIME SEX BEAST?[/size][/b]

in the Huddersfield Daily Examiner about 6 years ago.


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 2:07 pm
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[url= http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=3888 ]Still a favourite[/url]


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 2:07 pm
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There was The Sun - George Michael 'Zip it up before you go go' after his incident from a few years ago that made me smile...


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 2:12 pm
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The Onion

"Drugs Win Drugs War"


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 2:14 pm
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Posted : 11/11/2010 2:20 pm
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I like this one "Freddy Starr ate my hamster" from a few years back.


 
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Always liked this one:

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Posted : 11/11/2010 6:35 pm
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The 'Daily Sport' had some classics:

'I've been stabbed, ah say i've been stabbed' - actor who played Fred Elliot attacked by his 'friend'

'Shoots you!' - Fashion designer Versace murdered (or was it just wounded?)


 
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I quite liked captainflash's "KP Skips" on here from a while ago - and somebody mentioned "It's curtains for Karpets" in a roadie mag I think, though I never saw it myself


 
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The Sunday Sport could always be relied upon to produce a good headline:

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Posted : 11/11/2010 6:46 pm
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On sacking his legal team during his swinger-club-slander case

"Tommy Sherridan drops his briefs"


 
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I always liked the headline in the Hull local paper around the 16th April 1912..

"Hull Man lost at sea"

he was of course on the Titanic.....


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 7:16 pm
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Best headline ever.


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 7:27 pm
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OK so it's not a proper headline but this made us chuckle on an MTB trip to Yorkshire (where else?)

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Posted : 11/11/2010 7:30 pm
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Trickydisco wins this. Superb.


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 7:55 pm
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"Elton Takes David Up The Aisle", The Sun, on the occasion of Elton John's civil partnership / marriage to David Furnish.

"Leeds Grammer School Drugs Problem", Yorkshire Evening Post - not just a headline but on the newsstands all over Leeds one afternoon.


 
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Gotcha!


 
Posted : 11/11/2010 8:26 pm