[Closed] Great Names!

I'm changing my first name to Cash and my middle name to Hugh.

My tutor at Uni was responsible for overseas admissions. He supposedly selected people based on whether their names appealed to his slightly smutty sense of humour.

Mr Nutt,

what about Sal Ted P. ??

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I worked next door to Dick Dipper and Reg Chicken in my old job. They were a good set of lads.

I used to work in recruiting overseas students to study at a private American Uni in London and I met a Nigeran called Avetune Onabanjo!!! Yes can you believe it! He thought it was great ni the UK as when he introduced himeslf people always laughed, luckily he took it all in jest!

Imagine this sceanrio for a moment.

First trip to Taiwan for a new job. Meeting with extremely large and prestigious suppliers MD, guy comes into the room and is a very odd looking Chinese fella with an unfeasibly small body. As is the norm, business cards are exchanged with great formality being proffered with both hands, and received likewise and then examined intently, the more important the individual the more lenghty the inspection.

So the guy bows slightly to me, offers his card, I bow back and accept the card, then examine it closely....... this is then followed by strangled coughing noise and a rapid excuse to go to the loo.

The name on the card?? Mr Bighead Woo !

There's a guy in the States working for our company, who goes by the name of Randy Beaver. 😆

Americans seem to like the name Randy and that on it's own makes me s**** like a 9 year old .. but RANDY BEAVER ....ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've come across some good ones like a very nice girl called Manmeet and another called Dipa Mistry.

I'm not really on about sill names, just really GOOD ones.

Mr Onabanjo, however, I would love to meet and shake by the hand!
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Went to Uni with Geoffrey Jeffrey - he said it was great at school because the teaches only ever used surnames - provided him with 5 years amusement.

Mardy Fish the tennis player is a good one. Only an American!

There's a solicitor in Lancaster called 'M.E.GARBUTT. - as it's written on the sign.

Amuses me anyway.

Had a student called Aaron Shakespeare, and his mate was Odin Livingstone.

I used to work with a Mr Anal Mistry 😀

I met Dr D'Eath once...

Just had a document through from Fanny Croissant

And she was French.

Oh La la

@PeterPoddy:

There's a Lorraine Onabanjo where I work. She's married so I assume there's a Mr...

I was "disconnected from the mains" by a consultant called Mr Hasty at the Hallamshire.

Used to work with Rob Banks.

Where I used to work we had a Belgium office and the contacts name was Bert Sars - cue giggles a-plenty. We later found out that his wife was called Gloria !!!!

One of my customers in the US years ago was Richard Succa, and yes he did shorten it to Dick

Lawrence Tipping

AKA

Lorry Tipping 🙂

Had a claimant who's son was called Kuntal Sogi.

Maybe it's not pronounced how it looks?

I still like the Dick Lovett car dealerships, and I work with:
Dr Dick
Miss Willey (urologist)

And my all time favourite doctor.........

Dr Handaside-Dick.... [url= http://webcache.gmc-uk.org/gmclrmp_enu/start.swe?SWECmd=Login&_sn=nSZj7X3zF575MtgGle2EX89DuzSlwWbos6Bo9NS8vU8_&SWEHo=webcache.gmc-uk.org&SWETS=1245093211 ]clicky![/url]

I kid you not!

But then Dr Pidgeon is pretty s**** worthy :-/

DrP

Randy Bumgardner

S****!!

My dentist is Dr Fang. Local council's tree officer used to be Roger Shrubb

Worked with a yank called Randy Bird many moons ago.

I worked with a guy called Dave Hunt. He had a brother named Mike...

I used to deliver mail to Axel A Hellwig. It's not a double entendre but I still think it's an awesome name.

I also once met a computer scienctist from Sheffield Hallam University who was called Doctor Love.

I used to drive past an estate agents in Victoria, Australia, owned by Robin Dailey.

I met Dr D'Eath once...

We have a Dave D'Eath working in our firm. Truly great name. I imagine him arriving in a black hooded cape, carrying a scythe!
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dave_aber - Member

Used to work with Rob Banks.

hehehehe

Used to work with Jo King. He was a psycho and woe betide anyone who laughed at his name.

Used to work with Jo King

Not a psycho though!

We had a visit from Ian Drurie from one of the pump manufacturers up here, chatting away with him we find out his boss is called Brian Ferrier.

I nearly choked on my coffee..

Mr Robert Sandercock...... don't you just love parents with a sense of humour! 😉

Some real ones:

Albert Hall;
Tom Morrow;
Stan Still;
Lance Boyle;
Albert Ross;
Alan Bolt;
Paige Turner;
Patrick Fields (Paddy);
Terry Bull;
Anna Sasin;
Hazel Nutt;
Barry Cade;
Carrie Oakley;
Rose Bush

the list goes on and on....

worked with a guy called chris peacock...

say it quickly

How could anyone leave out American race car driver Dick Trickle?

Just remembered another one:

Drew Peacock (again, say it quickly).

There are a lot of cruel parents about...