We tried this some months ago, and I never got around to starting one again. As before, add a sentence to the one just above, serious or humorous, and see where our collective work goes. Post as many times as you want, but wait until someone else has added a line before you tack another one on.
Happy creative writing!
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The avid mountain biker had never noticed this cave before. He rode over, got off his bike, and walked towards its dark, gaping mouth.
The End
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...was a lot darker than he had thought it would be when he decided to leave his corroded maglite at home.
But luckily he'd remembered to call a plumber out to drain the radiators...
In the darkest, dampest corner of the cave, Dawn French lay, legs akimbo, gently strumming out a steady rhythm on her budgie's tongue...
[edit] seriously, how bored do you have to be to start a thread like this???
Lenny Henry stood next to her, head bowed, gently sobbing.
As you would if you had ever condescended to watch any of her 'comedy'.
Just then a man appeared
That stuttered "No No No No Yes"
He then turned around, grabbed his Orange 5 by the bendy swing arm and tossed the infernal machine into the hedge, almost causing himself a slipped disc and muscle spasam as the hefty weight lain heavily on his torso.
He then took a sip from his camelbak to find it filled with...
... £25 Rapha Vouchers and CRC Discount Codes. He thought "hmmm... I could make a few quid out of those mugs on STW classifieds with these, so...
he pulled up his sisters jeans, finished his espresso, hopped on his fixie and went through a couple of red lights, on his way to...
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.. But he got knocked off his fixie by an Addison Lee taxi, who it seemed had meandered into the Bus Lane and driving blind (as they do) knocked an old lady down at the same time...
She got up..
Walked calmly over to the taxi driver and..