MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
right, its the friday before 3 days off work, the only way i'm going to survive today is to feast upon several internetz worth of comedy.
i think we should use this thread as a dumping ground for funny stuff, videos, photos, bad jokes, good jokes, MrNutt and so on.
i'll start with a suggestion: hire a babysitter and tell them the kids upstairs asleep, not to worry they're a deep sleeper so just relax and enjoy the tv until you get back from the cinema/dogging spot. when you get home go upstairs to check on your kid and run around screaming that you're kids been stolen etc, wait until the babysitter is in tears and thinks the police are on the way to arrest them for neglect before admitting you never had a child in the first place 😈
anyway, your pics/vids/jokes please 🙂
Introduce two people who have never met
Tell one that the other is a bit slow
Tell the other that the first is a bit deaf.
Always good.
Post on the internet about your fictitious allotment problems.....
joolsburger - genius!