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[Closed] Femoral-Head Disclocation to the Scrotum.

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Now there's a thread title you probably never thought you'd see:

****ing OUCH.

http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMicm1313857#figure=f1


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 7:00 pm
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I'll never complain about a sprained ankle ever again 😯


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 7:06 pm
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Ouch 😥


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 7:10 pm
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What were you googling?


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 7:12 pm
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Posted : 27/02/2015 7:13 pm
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Holy shit. Ouch.


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 7:38 pm
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That X-ray would be going straight on my wall.


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 7:41 pm
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So, given the lack of avacular necrosis after healing, which I assume is a possible long term complication, (IANAD) the recommendation here is-

If you break some big bits off your leg, try and store them in your ball bag until the surgeons get round to repairs.

Got it.


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 7:45 pm
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What was I googling? It was CPD.


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 8:06 pm
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I did not need to see that. 😯

Bits of me feel numb


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 8:08 pm
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Now that's going to throb a bit 😆


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 8:38 pm
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heh... my right hip looks virtually identical to the x-ray in figure D ('cept without the metalwork in the pelvis fortunately) 🙂


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 8:43 pm
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The femur of the species is deadlier than the male


 
Posted : 27/02/2015 8:45 pm
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Terrible pun.


 
Posted : 28/02/2015 2:52 pm
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Another reason NOT to ride a motorbike. Maybe abit OT but anyone remember the STWer who loved motorbikes and leftie forks? 🙁


 
Posted : 28/02/2015 3:19 pm
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Oooooooof.

A place for everything and everything in its place? NOT.

He's the original bag and bone man.


 
Posted : 28/02/2015 4:42 pm
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Well, he can claim to have briefly had three balls.


 
Posted : 28/02/2015 4:47 pm
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I initially thought they'd got something solid stuck up their arse.


 
Posted : 28/02/2015 8:48 pm
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Wow - he had a proper boner


 
Posted : 28/02/2015 9:28 pm
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Is that a femoral head in your packet..or are you just pleased to see me?


 
Posted : 28/02/2015 9:56 pm
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That's the sort of injury my school games teacher would have insisted could be "walked off".


 
Posted : 01/03/2015 9:53 am