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Farmer 1: No burping sheep has ever won king of the sheep.
Farmer 2: Ah, what about Big Brendan in 1983?
Farmer 1: That was a fluke!
Father Ted: The way I feel now...I could convert gays!
Dougal: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women.
Ted: What was it [Jack] used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of bastards.
"A child has been lodged in the Tunnel of Goats… If a nurse could please come to the Tunnel of Goats… A goat and a child have now become lodged together, and a nurse has become involved in the incident… Another nurse is required to remove the nurse mentioned previously…"
Loving this thread.
The one where they are playing Cluedo and after being through every possible permatation Ted cracks and asks Dougal to reveal the cards in the envelope. "What cards Ted?"
I fell on the floor and laughed till it hurt at this.
Dougal: Do you believe in God, then Ted?
just added the series 123 to my netflix list after reading these posts I only saw odd ones due to my living arangements
As an aside:
Father Ted: It's a friend of ours, he's dyingNun: Oh dear, is it serious?
When my father was ill, replace "friend of ours" with "my father", "he`s dying" with "been rushed into critical care unit", and "Nun" with "my manager(at the time)" [b]TRUE[/b]
Another vote for orange/blue/grey 😆
My brother is the double of Dermot Morgan. He hates it when I reply to a question with "Right then Ted"
Just play the ****in note Dougal 😀
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When the two of them wake in the morning light of dawn during an overnight drive, Ted still at the wheel.
When the two of them wake in the morning light of dawn during an overnight drive, Ted still at the wheel.
Quality moment!
Father Dougal: Bishops love sci-fi!
Gotta have T!
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After much encouragement from Ted, Dougal finally realises he has the no 11 raffle ticket...
"Sorry Ted, I had it upside down there".