[Closed] Escorts and escort agencies...........anyone.....

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Eh?

only after my neighbours gave up swinging 😉

One of my female mates wanted to do it to get out of debt.
She was amazed by the answer she when she asked every man she knew whether they would expect sex for paying £250 for a date 🙄

such a fine figure of a man as you would be a shoo-in Tony 🙂

form an orderly queue ladies!

When I rang up for one this turned up................

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There's a place called punternet where such services are reviewed. And no, I haven't. I've not got that sort of money and if I had, I'd spend it on shiney bike bits. I once had a female friend who found enough guys will to pay £100 an hour!

it is not for me by the way....i would rather have a nice pie n chips........

it is not for me by the way....i would rather have a nice pie n chips.......

that, my son, is entirely obvious :o)

He's your son???!!!

I remember a chap at Uni who ran an "audit" on a failed relationship and came to the conclusion that it would have been far cheaperand easier to rent a woman by the hour than get caught up in a relationship!

He's your son???!!!

he's nobbut a lad 🙂

and came to the conclusion that it would have been far cheaperand easier to rent a woman by the hour than get caught up in a relationship!

which may have had something to do with his lack of success ?

once a week, £100 a hours fun, with some stunners..........
far cheaper and more fun than being married....... 😉

once a week, £100 a hours fun

I'd feel very hard done by just one hour - never mind I'd rather do it with someone I liked who had a better developed sense of dignity...

barnes, just stick to the pictures of ladies bums..... 8)

for £100 an hour she even brings the booze................ 😆

just stick to the pictures of ladies bums

the matter is in hand, so to speak...

STDs!

Just get a GF or watch some porn.

Had a nice chat on a plane with a female Escort all the way to Oz interesting lifestyle with it's fair share of probs.

the matter is in hand,

too much information Simon 😕

for a bit of ....erm, fun in their own home

What happened ton .............. did the swinger's party go tits up ?

too much information Simon

say rather jumping to unfounded conclusions :o)

spd's what's a shoe got to do with it

Paying for brides...........................hmmmmmm we all pay in the end

£100 an hour? that's damn expensive for someone to come in and do the ironing and clean the bathroom. I can't see how an escort could replace pretty much only vital services my wife performs for fair value.

A couple of years back a very good friend of mine was suffering from a rather strong addiction to alcohol and another strong addiction to sex. Being smashed out of his face daily often meant that he was unable to satisfy his thirst for sex because he was a bit of a state.

So he turned to escort agencies and would book them online for home visits.

Before long he had justified this in his head, and was bragging about the quality of the girls he was shagging (paying for) and declaring that the agency was a responsible company, being on the net and everything, and was in no way a pimping service.

One night he had an escort round, paid for an hour, and fancied some more, so paid for another hour (around £120 per hour). At the end of that hour he fancied some more again, but had no more cash in the house. The next morning he admitted to me that he had sent her driver to the cash machine with his pin number and card. I told him he was mad and that he would have been cleared out he was shocked. "But they are a reputable company" he declared. "He gave me a receipt for what he withdrew as well!!" he added.

How I chuckled when we got in the pub and his card was immediately declined.

A year in rehab later and he will not discuss the escorts...

crispy, your taste in women is rather "interesting" 😉

dammit crispy i [i]was[/i] enjoying my breakfast 😯

A friend of mine is thinking about doing the "phone line" chat. No, don't phoning them up. She's thinking about answering the phone to all the [s]sad[/s] lonely people out there. Money's good. I've said to go for it.

oh in the phine lines a straight mate of mine once did the gay ones about £10 an hour in the early 90's was excellent for a student.
He brought us home one of his scripts once 😯
No it was not me it was a mate, honest. Rest assured everyone he is now a primary school headteacher ...I assume the job is NOT on his CV.

it's a whole other world!

If it flies floats or f***s rent it.

My only objection would be the amount of money I'd have to pay for what I would want...

😈

If when the hour was up I did not have anymore money lying around, the bird would probably offer to loan me the money for another hour.

waynekerr!! Where's that £150 quid you owe me??? It was you wasn't it? 😀