Early entry for the...
 

[Closed] Early entry for the Darwin Awards 2014,

Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

[url= http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?_r=0 ]Boom boom shake shake the, er, oops[/url]


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 4:24 pm
 kevj
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Hehe. My dad was in the paras and used to train squaddies to use the Milan. Anyway, one big training manoeuvre involving a disused train resulted in my dad blowing it up with his first shot. No target = weekend on the beer.

So, not the same, but similar content no?


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 4:29 pm
Posts: 14276
Free Member
 

*s*****


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 4:31 pm
Posts: 1
Free Member
 

Two old men sat on a bench in Baghdad, one says to the other as part of their conversation,

" so, what does your son do?"
" he's a suicide bomber" replied the other old man,
" mine too, how old?"
"18. Seems like only a few years ago he was born too"
" I know, don't they go up quick"


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 4:41 pm
Posts: 28
Free Member
 

Another resident of the area, who lives near the ministry building that was targeted last week, said: โ€œI heard this today when my friend rang me in the afternoon to tell me about it. He was so happy as if he was getting married.

โ€œWhich made me happy as well,โ€ the resident said.

It makes me happy too.

If only someone could invent a religion-sensing missile with a warhead just big enough to blow the shit from between an idiot's ears.


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 5:16 pm
 JoeG
Posts: 0
Full Member
 


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 5:52 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Thought this was going to be about one of those retards who can't drink A beer without dying trying a neknomination!


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 6:59 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

If only someone could invent a religion-sensing missile with a warhead just big enough to blow the shit from between an idiot's ears.

Amen to that.


 
Posted : 11/02/2014 7:42 pm