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Rock 4 - No stone unturned
Enter the Drago - Rocky 4 from the perspective of the antagonist
Schindler's Lit - Oscar gets a little high on his own Nazi supplies
Mad Ma - dystopian future where Mel Gibson has seriously pissed off his mum.
Pumping Ron
Arnold Schwarzenegger as you've never seen him before
You only lie twice
Bond goes into politics - as far fetched as the other Bond plots
The Raft: Four teenage witches find themselves adrift in the ocean.
Trick or Teat: Halloween bitty.
Cream: Spoof sequel to the above.
Host: Demi Moore & Patrick Swayze in a 'Come dine with me' special.
Host Busters. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan turn up uninvited at Demi and Partrick's dinner party
Some crackers as always... 👏
Ring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
Big reward for anyone who'll make that phone call...
Hallow Hal
Hal, taking his dying father's advice, dates only the embodiments of female spirtual perfection
Pies Like Us
Binners' quest for properly constructed pastry.
Meet the Parent. Ben Stiller travels to the Brandsholme Estate.
Ride & Prejudice - An English gentleman's plight in the face of road rage.
Rod Trip - man falls over a stick.
Car Face - man has plastic surgery to look like his favourite car.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Tone - Harry Potter competes against Marx & Heidegger in a quick fire round of Name that Tune.
Karat Kid … The ginger super hero.
1/24 of a solid gold epic
Don't Look Own - stop window shopping and just buy the ****ing thing
Miles Davis: Birth of the Coo - Jazz musician gives it all up, retrains as a vet and moves to Scotland
Lack Mask - Super hero forgets the most crucial part of his attire.
Ark Man - The story of Noah directed by Sam Raimi
Man on Fir - Documentary on the history and use of the tree
Aging Bull
De Niro zimmers round the boxing ring ...
Jurassic Par
Dinosaurs play golf
Erminator
Robot member of the House of Lords comes from the future and kills people.
Can I stop now?
Now white.
The story of how a member of a motown pop group consisting of 5 brothers went solo and became a Disney princess.
Eat
Pacino and De Niro match wits on the speed consumption circuit
Raging Ull - just a standard Friday night out in one of the gems in Yorkshires crown.
Fiddler on the Roo
Shocking documentary on the issue of marsupial abuse
Godz ill.
Overly soppy drama where God gets a bit poorly but then remembers his son is a bit tasty at healing .
Fiddler on the Roo
Shocking documentary on the issue of marsupial abuse
So LOL - brilliant.
The Ma and Louise
Things start to get really awkward when mum teams up with my mentally unstable ex
Don't Look Ow
Excellent.
Rue romance - Clarence is spent up, hungover and developing a rash
Devils Advocat - Horror, someone finally dares to drink from Nana's sugar encrusted best before 1978 bottle from the back of the booze cupboard and spends the rest of the weekend gripped in the traps
Fist of Fur - Paddington discovers the world of furries. A harrowing tale of Ursidae abuse. Obviously directed by Shane Meadows or Paddy Consodine.
Loverfield. If you build it they will cum.
riving miss daisy
Interracial granny pirn
Field of Reams - Kevin Costner's paper addiction reaches new levels
Tomb Aider 2 - the life of the octogenarian custodian of a crumbling northern necropolis. This gritty independent documentary follows her daily routine. Shot in black and white.
Is this a sequel to Irates of Penzance?
Irates of Penzance was one of earliest silent films. Irates of the the Caribbean is more of a reboot for modern times - there's a lot less gesticulation.
Trying to do the one about The Count Of Monte Cristo, but I've been beaten by the swear filter..........
A Bride Too Far. Desperate attempts to breach the German defences (Operation Lady Garden......)
The Toeing Inferno. Yet another niche pornhub category.....
Trying to do the one about The Count Of Monte Cristo, but I’ve been beaten by the swear filter……….
But that would have been most excellent with the swear filter in action
Fear and lathing in las Vegas - a traditional plasterer tries to stave off the rise of dry wall in casino construction
OT tub time machine. There’s some guys in a tub but nothing really happens as they can’t stay on script.
Op Gun.
Surgery turns violent
Rear Widow.
For who the bell tolls - a series of murders of grammar pendants leaves police baffled
Get Carer - Cold blooded killer needs a bit of agency help for his senile mum
The Bi Lebowski - The Dude bowls both ways...
Hamburger Ill - was it the 16 pints of Dark Fruit or the dodgy burger van munchies? Either way, no chance I'm taking that ridge today, sarge.