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He Theory of Everything - a singletrack biopic
Ten things I ate about you - a tale obsessive gastronomic adventure
The OD couple. Two elderly gentlemen become a bit too fond of heroin.
No Country for Old Me.
Retiring overseas.
0 days of night - when the sun never sets it sucks to be a vampire
Jurassic Ark - Noah needs a bigger boat
Jurassic Par
Stan by Me.
Oliver Hardy biopic.
RON
A computer hacker is abducted into the digital world and forced to participate in gladiatorial games where his only chance of escape is with the help of a heroic shouty motorist.
Terminator Ark Fate - new format, same old nonsense
Erminator
I might be back
Fac/Off - cockneys hurl verbal abuse at each other for 90 minutes.
Raveheart: Mel Gibson gets off his tits.
Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the cones.
Anakin and Padme have only one route in their hearts, but can they survive the dark side of the spaceworks on the M1.
Aiders of the lost ark
One look at the beautiful angels of the ark and all is lost. Can the medics avoid its lure - Arthurs open leg fracture depends on it.
The Odfather
A frank documentary about Michael Jacksons life and loves.
Moo Raker - no brush big enough for this cow.
The Mat IX - long running fetish franchise about a human door mat.
00 - very short lived yet heroic Spartan defence
00 - tragic Greek film about the evolution of the railway. Spoiler alert - wrong gauge, trains need to be much bigger in real life
Ocky
stalone plays darts
That's good.
For Lions - Misguided fundamentalists blow themselves up in the name of big cats.
Nine and a half eeks.
Mickey Rourke develops an obsession with Kim Basinger's pussy, which turns out to be an only passable mouser
Caddy Hack.
Foreign intelligence services take the battle off the putting green.
Even Samurai.
Equality issues in Sengoku Japan.
Ilent Running - prequel - two friends fall out over a lawn mower days before setting off to run across the US.
The Back Hole - how a seventies science fiction film was saved from an inappropriate remake
Interstella - One man’s obsession with a drink that tastes like piss
Dity Harry - Mr Secombe goes to San Francisco
8 mil - a short story
Demolition Ma - tragic story of a destructive family
The Ion King. In a much lauded piece of cross-casting Donald Glover brings new light to the role of Svante Arrhenius in this live action remake of a beloved cartoon.
Pup Fiction. The struggles of a young publisher trying to find writers willing to work on a series of tales to read to your dog so it will go to sleep. All seems lost until he meets aspiring writer Molly (played by Jennifer Lawrence).
Lock, Sock & Two Smoking Barrels - drugs, armed robbery and hosiery
Silence of the Labs - the Forensic Services get hit by another cyber attack
Boat - Kazakhstan’s forth most famous seafaring vessel
Every Which Way But Loos - He knew it was a mistake to take picolax before going to the shops
Aeon Flu - Ms Theron gets the sniffles
Men in Back. Write your own tagline...
The Man With Two Brans. Steve Martin faces a cereal dilemma. Organic or regular?
Ho Fuzz - Simon Pegg takes a look at Bikini Wax trends within the Sex industry.
Brie Encounter 2. Meeting Captain Marvel in a fromagerie is a recipe for some tasty action.
Fee Willy. A gigolo looks back on his life. Starring Mark Wahlberg.
Bi trouble in little China.
Trouble in little china, could go either way.
Ig trouble in little china.
Trouble with eggs in little china, with an entirely NZ cast.
Ass Port to Pimlico
The Lady and the Ramp: Biopic about Evelyn Kineval
The President’s Plan is Missing. White House documentary focussing on Trump’s foreign policy.
Snakes On A Plan. The president tries to gain support for his border security scheme.
Obocop - Murphy is rebuilt but he now has a strange woodwind addiction
Life of Bran - a revised version of the Python classic exclusivly narrated by Hodor.
Leaving as Vegas - the cast all sneak out of town disguised as the portly northern comic
2 Days Later.
Waldo Jeffers travels Parcel Force 48
E die the Eagle - a bird is found downed and accusations fly in this gritty Yorkshire tale.
Station Gent - Sir Topham Hatt gets a solo movie
Sowgirls - Paul Verhoeven's film about a street smart drifter who becomes a pig farmer, what could possibly go wrong.
Whisk Galore - villagers are shocked when a shipload of Angel Delight washes up on the shores of their remote Scottish Island.
The 3 Steps - a lower cardio version of the classic chase thriller.
2 Days Later.
Waldo Jeffers travels Parcel Force 48
You're talking about the follow up '2 Weeks Later'
He Handmaiden. A trans persons struggles to be accepted in the normally female blah blah