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The Inbetweener movie - it's just not the same going on holiday by yourself.
The Ting - Roadman horror flick.
Eat
Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino go on a gastronomic tour of LA
Chindler's list: Jimmy Hill docu about his favourite players
One with the wind: Sequel to Blazing Saddles
Raveheart: A lone DJ tries to bring peace to waring discotheques but they can't have his George Michael collection.
Alan Titchmarsh does a line off Charlie
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2001: A Pace Odyssey: Following the split of a comedy duo, one man goes on a quest to find new jokes
Lie of Pi: It's not 3.14159265359 as we 1st thought
Rainspotting: It's grim up north
Lazing Saddles - How the West was won by other people
The Rad - Danny McCaskill hops off buildings in a ravaged, post-apocalyptic landscape
Terminator: Dark Fat - Arnie has really let himself go for this one.
Olympus has Allen
dramatic story where Gerrard Butler attempts a daring solo rescue of an ageing comedian from the White House after he is kidnapped and held hostage by Donald Trump
Lien Resurrection - really boring John Grisham film about property ownership. Sequel to that other John Grisham film about blah, blah, blah
Lack Panther - A well known forumite feels the ban hammer
Full Meta Jacket - born to code
Seepless in Seattle. They’ve put an end to incontinence in the West Coast sea port.
Eon: the professional
After her family are left in crippling debt by a corrupted smart meter. A small girl seeks the help of a reluctant customer champion.
Rock.
A large pebble.
Onan the destroyer - no amount of wet wipes can clean up this teenage boys bedroom
12 Years a Slav - A coming of age story set in Belgrade.
Ti me up! Ti me down!
A twisted tale of a mtbers obsession...
All about my other
The sequel, also likes steel...
Trainpotting. Sick Boy and Spud take up gardening.
The Leg Movie
Boy attempts to replace his dads missing leg by inventing a plastic limb in the basement.
Terminator: Dark Fat
Comedy antics at the liposuction clinic.
Joke
Short film about one man's descent into stand up, following a difficult childhood.
Child's Pay
Horror depicting exploitation of young workers being paid with toy dolls.
Toy Tory
Political scandal depicting the machinations of special adviser Cummings.
How To Train Your Drago
Harry Potter spin off following the sadly oppressed life of the son of the evil empire's chief lieutenant.
Ars Attacks - a picolax epic
Hamburger Ill - Morgan Spurlock remake
Three Billboard Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
A mobile phone network rents one billboard outside of Ebbing, Missouri to call attention to its goods and services.
Lien - in debts on property everyone can hear you scream
The Wizard of O .
late night fantasies.
Itman. The man behind Pennywise, wipes off his makeup and heads off to Party Planet to negotiate a new deal on ballon supplies.
Dr. O - Bond's latest escapade contains more raciness than normal.
Nine and a Half Wees - Grandad battles nocturnal prostate issues
Aging Bull - Grandad argues for Brexit in local pub.
The Crying Gam - Grandad mourns the revoking of Article 50
Onan the Barbarian. Sword and Saucery
Ohh that's good. Very good.
A Astra - Vauxhall release another promo
Et Out - About the day we went to MAcDonalds innit
Rocket Ma - Mum's salad hasn't been this peppery since the 70s.
Godfellas
After realising that leading a life of organised crime doesn't pay, Henry Hill and his mob teach The Lord's word across New York.
The Itch - Joan Collins puts it about a bit too much.
^^^^ LOL, given your forum name, that is a perfect film title. Well done!
Don't Look Ow. The blind cobbler's thumb fable retold.
Wedding Rashers. One day they'll find a cure in this Porky's sequel.
We're the Milers. Seb Coe teams up with Jennifer Anniston to smuggle drugs along Iffley Road.
Get Sorty - Travolta, Russo, Hackman and De Vito begin new careers in a Royal Mail delivery office.
Rock 2.
Another stone.
Karat Kid ... The ginger super hero.
Casio
After making so much money running gambling operations, Sam 'Ace' Rothstein needs a calculator to count his money.
The Lie of Pi
It is exactly equal to 3
Rainspotting
Addicted to meteorology, Renton uses science and math to understand and predict weather and climate.
Rock 3.
Pretty sure you've got the general idea by now.
Ocky
stalone plays darts
The Han that rocks the cradle - Captain Solo starts part time baby sitting to pay off a heavy sabac dedt
Ad Max. Mel Gibson stars in this epic 110 minute post-apocalyptic marketing romp by Pearl & Dean. Look out for the cameo by Kevin Bacon.
ill Bill. light hearted remake of ‘Philadelphia’
Gone with the win.
Syndicate lottery ticket holder does a bunk with winning ticket.