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Mrs says this bottle of grahams 10 yr tawny port has been open longer than it's 4 week period and was gonna chuck it, I said I would drink it. Tasted great too and now she has gone to bed, thing is I can't be arsed with a glass and just sat here Like a chav downin it from the bottle is that wrong?
From a bottle or a glass, then you spell it "poet" it's time for bed 
It's only fine if no-one knows you're doing it. 😳
My folks used to keep port in the booze cabinet for years, get it out at Christmas, and have one small glass. They're still alive 🙂 Better off drinking it out of a hollowed out stilton...
Mix it with blue WKD: hey, Vimto!
Probably because picking them up and sipping like one would be expected to do from a glass was a bit of a non starter, no?
EDIT: This looks out of place now, doesn't it?
Get a glass of winter and a box of paramedics on the bedside unit ready for the morning!