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[i]Today is the fourth day of ownership of my pen, and I have to say I'm starting to treat it like an old friend.[/i]

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"purchased this biro to test out the old adage that the pen is mightier than the sword. Having challenged a black belt Kendo champion to a fight I am now down to one arm and I think the bic got stepped on - so the old saying is a load of rubbish."

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"This pencil sharpener works very well."

I'm not sure those reviews are entirely truthful 🙁

It's old, but might be new to you.

Click the pic

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THe wolf pic is funny.

A web group, not exactly sure what they call themselves, pick a product on amazon and get thousands of there members to leave bogus reviews.

Silly but very funny, I'm sure it annots amazon which makes it even funnier. 😀

Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile.

Written in the very best "Viz letters" tradition. 😀

Also love:

£0.35 + £4.50 shipping

[i]not exactly sure what they call themselves[/i]

is it 'the not exactly new group of ****ing bellends with (clearly) no life at all that have pushed a fairly tired troll model about 700 years past it's sell by date.'?

the only amazon reviews of my book were written by me.....

well these just amaze me, what the hell were Amazon thinking:

[url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B001DY64E8/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=11052681&s=kitchen ]William Shatner[/url]

[url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/Canvas-Print-PAUL-ROSS-MirrorPrintStore/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_3 ]and my personal favourite, Mr Paul Ross[/url]

Brilliant!

samuri - Member

not exactly sure what they call themselves

is it 'the not exactly new group of ****ing bellends with (clearly) no life at all that have pushed a fairly tired troll model about 700 years past it's sell by date.'?

[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/ ]Here you go, found their forum here[/url]

MPTAPC - I think something is wrong with your link 🙂

Oh it works perfectly well 😉

[url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/25x20cm-Uterine-Science-Photo-Library/dp/B001D8QQCE/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t ]I've ordered one for the bathroom...[/url]

I can't find the comedy reviews I've seen before about Wagner's Ring...if anybody else can find them please link

So I'm in there with this pretty Dutch butcher's apprentice. I take her out for Nesquick and pretzels...We feed the ducks and then go and see Stomp. Smooching takes place, we jump in the cab back to mine.

On entry, she takes one look at my Framed 10x8 Print of a Uterine fibroid and does a sick then a runner.

THANKS FOR NOTHING AMAZON

Lolz.

^^ I think there must be an amazon employee amongst us! 😉