[Closed] Dog Poop. The movie.

Simple. pick it up, it's not a movie.

all of it?

You think thats bad, someone took the trouble of collecting their dogs "business" into a nice tesco's carrier bag and then instead of depositing it in the bin 50 yards further down the pavement they hung it on the "welcome to *******" sign on the edge of our village.

Therefore proclaiming our village to be the dog poop capital of the world.

I have a plan, I am going to become a "poop catcher" in the same way as an accident chaser, taking pics and sending them to the council on a no win no fee basis, splitting any fines collected 50:50 with the council, catch one a day (which around our way is realistic) thats £365k / year, 50% of which can go into the public coffers... so thats win win.....

Is this how people in Prestwich occupy themselves? 😯

I work in Barrow-in-Furness; the dog-shit capital of Europe. It is quite unbelievable.

On Thursday last week, while playing dog-egg hopscotch, I saw a lad in his mid 20s pick up the freshly pulled dog-toffee deposited by his pooch and bag it. When I came out of the coop, there was the bag-o-bob left at the side of the path. Lad nowhere in sight. He'll be back in a bit, I thought; alas no, it was still there the following day and I bet it'll still be there on Monday too 🙁

Hmmm... A turd-watch TV programme.

I'm sure that's already been done by The Parliament Channel.

What with this and the Christmas lights extravaganza, I'm feeling quite drawn to Prestwich

[url] http://www.samuri.co.uk/crap/dog-shit-alley.doc [/url]

My montage on the subject:

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Please tell me you havunt actually spent time doing that. Please.

😐

That's like any government front bench since 1979.

The dogs near you must be eating a LOT of beetroot!

Lol pics took ten minutes and the collage another ten. I sent it to the local paper to complain about the problem but they were not interested. They probably recognised that I'm a fruit loop!