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The council just stick up enforecment signs but have not fined one person in the last 10 years.

Somebody local to me has had enough!


 
Posted : 14/01/2012 9:37 pm
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Simple. pick it up, it's not a movie.


 
Posted : 14/01/2012 9:39 pm
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all of it?


 
Posted : 14/01/2012 9:44 pm
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You think thats bad, someone took the trouble of collecting their dogs "business" into a nice tesco's carrier bag and then instead of depositing it in the bin 50 yards further down the pavement they hung it on the "welcome to *******" sign on the edge of our village.

Therefore proclaiming our village to be the dog poop capital of the world.

I have a plan, I am going to become a "poop catcher" in the same way as an accident chaser, taking pics and sending them to the council on a no win no fee basis, splitting any fines collected 50:50 with the council, catch one a day (which around our way is realistic) thats £365k / year, 50% of which can go into the public coffers... so thats win win.....


 
Posted : 14/01/2012 10:46 pm
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Is this how people in Prestwich occupy themselves? 😯


 
Posted : 14/01/2012 11:01 pm
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I work in Barrow-in-Furness; the dog-shit capital of Europe. It is quite unbelievable.

On Thursday last week, while playing dog-egg hopscotch, I saw a lad in his mid 20s pick up the freshly pulled dog-toffee deposited by his pooch and bag it. When I came out of the coop, there was the bag-o-bob left at the side of the path. Lad nowhere in sight. He'll be back in a bit, I thought; alas no, it was still there the following day and I bet it'll still be there on Monday too 🙁


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 12:48 am
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Hmmm... A turd-watch TV programme.

I'm sure that's already been done by The Parliament Channel.


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 12:50 am
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What with this and the Christmas lights extravaganza, I'm feeling quite drawn to Prestwich


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 12:56 am
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[url] http://www.samuri.co.uk/crap/dog-shit-alley.doc [/url]


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 1:02 am
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My montage on the subject:

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Posted : 15/01/2012 1:06 am
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Please tell me you havunt actually spent time doing that. Please.

😐


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 1:15 am
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That's like any government front bench since 1979.


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 1:17 am
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The dogs near you must be eating a LOT of beetroot!


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 1:21 am
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Lol pics took ten minutes and the collage another ten. I sent it to the local paper to complain about the problem but they were not interested. They probably recognised that I'm a fruit loop!


 
Posted : 15/01/2012 9:02 am