MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
How old is Hora?
Chronologically or maturity?
I dont know tbh
I was 20.
OP WHERE ARE YOU?
What's the betting the OP has had a night of fun?
I think it is almost a dead cert if he played his cards right.
Or lying in a bath of ice minus a kidney....
Spent the day climbing with the offspring, so couldn't update you all...
Unfortunately, she postponed as she was crumbling under the weight of her hangover... we will re-arrange soon though.
Marathon sesh and angst over her constant work on/off affair
She was maybe smelling a bit like mayonnaise...
Hora's at least 42.
I look younger than you 😉
There are tons of weirdos online, I know, I am one! TBH she sounds like fun. Depends on your view entirely. She is single, nothing wrong with some flirting. Ultimately, its not your business until she involves you. I've written women off before if they are all about 'travelling' or every photo is them drinking or they use slang or text speak. You can see the women with baggage even in their profiles. When they have to mention no sex messages or have a clear description of who exactly they want to meet or dont have a description at all, they all ring bells for me so I just leave them.
The key to online dating is like an eBay auction: Good variety of photos (beach, night out, fancy dress, somewhere hot, etc) and an honest well written description.
Good luck with the date!
So... if anyone's still interested...
Went on the rearranged date last night. Glad I did. Let's leave it at that 8)
Conversion?
Scrum ?
odd shaped balls?
Did you have a maul?
Or just ruck all night?
This pun thing is starting to get a bit trying, to be honest.
Was a hooker involved?
A bit of up and under?
Did you have to do much clearing out at the breakdown?
Not one who scores on their debut, surely? 😯
[quote=dooge ]The key to online dating is like an eBay auction: Good variety of photos (beach, night out, fancy dress, somewhere hot, etc) and an honest well written description.
Close ups of the dodgy bits?
Over the line or under the posts? Or both...?
Was Garry Owen there?
Went on the rearranged date last night. Glad I did. Let's leave it at that
Did you get an explanation for her workmate?
Not that it matters. Just curious really. 🙂
It ended up being a threesome didn't it?
Did you get an explanation for her workmate?
She didn't tell. I didn't ask. None of my business.
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She didn't tell. I didn't ask. None of my business.
Says the man who started an internet forum thread about it 😆
What else are internet forums for?
Tinder is great, but, like most places; finding a british girl who isn't so far up her own arse she's not seen the light of day in six months OR an obsessive psycho is really quite difficult.
I mean, maybe you can lay the blame at men, culture, globalisation, technology or... well, whatever. You probably can. I don't think it makes a difference to my experience though.
Or maybe on me - I am, after all, the only common factor in all of my many dates. That and that they're british women.
Crouch pause touch engage
So out of date pigface.
Now it's "crouch, bind, set" which while safer does not lend itself nearly as well to double entendre...
[i]while safer does not lend itself nearly as well to double entendre...[/i]
not until you try and get a ball in, anyway.
Watch out for a crooked feed
crouch, bind, set
❓
Bonkers how people nowadays 'need' to use dating sites. If you cant spot flirt/signals/interest in day to day life well...
(and NO I'm not talking about misreading a purely friendly person) 😆
Its signals- plus if your an outgoing person you always attract approaches/attention - even if you're butt-ugly.
I know I'm onto a losing argument here- its convenience for those too busy to socially interact/get out 😉
So out of date pigface.
Story of my life Stoner 😆
that's just you, hora. not all of us spend our lives fighting off amorous women
If you cant spot flirt/signals/interest in day to day life well...
Hora you have been in a relationship for what 20 years...are you still having to beat them away with a shitty stick
Still I do admire your ability to advise single folk on what its like to be single and middle aged
I dont know anything about rugby so I am punless..blind side flanker????
[i]If you cant spot flirt/signals/interest in day to day life well...[/i]
No, it's funny, when you get to middle age, you can't go round staring/signalling/flirting with every woman you see. You have no idea who is single for a start.
I caught the eye of a girl at a gig the other night. She was gorgeous.. should I have moved in for a chat? Start with "Hi, how's college?" something like that maybe!
Until you're single, you ain't got a clue how it is.
(Bike bits are all ready btw Hora 😉 )
Ah cool 😀
Erm those aren't bike bits you are holding DezB (pushes hand away) 😯
Junkyard I'm not a monk trapped in a monastry with no way of talking or interacting with girls. Lets just say its bloody obvious when it happens.
Anyway- I cant say too much on a open forum incase I'm castrated in my sleep
what its like to be single and middle aged
Err, I don't remember saying I was middle aged!
Middle age starts in your early 30's if you smoke. Inflammatory but (sadly) true.
Err, I don't remember saying I was middle aged!
it's OK, you're safe here.
[i]Err, I don't remember saying I was middle aged! [/i]
that's one of the symptoms, short term memory loss.
Junkyard I'm not a monk trapped in a monastry with no way of talking or interacting with girls
You clearly haven't been watching the current documentary series have you?
Luv hora's contribution to dating threads
It's like listening to a future version of my brov (the little sex pest) 😆
if I was given a short period of shore leave...... eeeeee
you'd get chlamydia and it would drop off, and girls everywhere would breath a massive sigh of relief?
I'm eagerly awaiting Hora publishing his guide on how to detect and decode 'interested' signals.
I know I'm onto a losing argument here
Like many of your posts on STW,but it's never going to stop you.
Your resilience is something to behold.
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8)
blind side flanker????
That's just f****** rude.
There's always one that takes it too far.
OP what happened to the date/girl?
Junkyard I'm not a monk trapped in a monastry with no way of talking or interacting with girls. Lets just say its bloody obvious when it happens
Drooling?