Hora:
pretence
Although in reality I wasn't carrying much fat, am of standard build but I was just under 14st and appeared more muscled than I am now. A lot of that has vanished to middle age and cycling as I'm now 11st 12. 5'11 and 3/4 btw.
My profile would read "sturdily built, keen stalker seeks kooky-queen to share my passion for Dulux colour swatches until its time for a new one, about 2 weeks fwiw".
ftfy 😉
[i]How tall are you? I'm 6ft1 and almost 16 stone and Im not fat or muscular. More sturdy built.[/i]
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Do you like cosy nights in with a DVD?
Definitely, without a doubt, go on the date.
So what she was having a good time, she may even be out playing the field. She may even think you could just be a 'good time bit of fun Mr Right Now'....but....she may turn up on the date expecting nothing, and fall right head over heels for you and find you are Mr Right (and she may be Ms Right).
Life's short. You just never know what's going to happen. She may be nothing like you expect, in a good way.
DezB yes, also lounging in coffee shops, short country dog walks, pub lunches and beach holidays abroad. 8)
Can we all agree to give OP the silent treatment until we get a photo?
Well as long as shes not a nightworker OP.
This other blokes was a work colleague and not a customer... right? 😀
@sandwicheater trust me, you don't want any photos of me... and I'd definitely be batting above my average with this particular lady
@hora she does work in "drilling" but I'm led to believe it's to do with oil and gas wells, rather than what you're talking about. 😯
we'll need an update in the morning please Op, preferably with a pillow picture of said date fast asleep next to you winking.
Please tell me you spelt that correctly..
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Love dating threads. I can't call any females slags etc as I was prolific when I was single 😀 - a sort of he'whore.
OP just go for it ... report back later.
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Yes, that does help, but a picture would fill in the gaps.
+1!
Otherwise, go for it. Sounds like it could be some short-term fun. Keep options open - if nothing happens, that's what happens; if you get a few fun dates then that's all good; if she's the love of your life, delete your profile and get married.
Whatever happens, a report back here tomorrow is expected. 😉
I can't call any females slags etc as I was prolific when I was single - a sort of he'whore.
Browsing multiple porn sites simultaneously doesn't actually make you prolific in that sense Hora 🙂
Browsing multiple porn sites simultaneously doesn't actually make you prolific in that sense Hora
Possibly ambidextrous and nimble-fingered though. 🙂
[i]he'whore.[/i]
I love it when they make donkey noises
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Love dating threads. I can't call any females slags etc as I was prolific when I was single - a sort of he'whore.
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Possibly ambidextrous and nimble-fingered though.
Or just plain old knackered if you're off work sick 😯
OP- get her slammed otherwise someone else will tonight (and tomorrow).
Can you block-book her? 😀
Can you block-book her?
ffs, is this another escort girl?!
Have you got something better to do tonight? If you have great, if not then it's just a date and might be a fun evening, treat it as no more than that.
lolz @ he'whore/donkey gag
/high fives DezB
Yes go for it. If she's single and dating, its perfectly okay for her to be drunk with another guy all over her imo. Not the end of the world, just sounds like she's out to have some fun. Its just a date, what can go wrong.
Whatever happens, a report back here tomorrow is expected.
Indeed! 😉
Or just plain old knackered if you're off work sick
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[quote=hora dijo]Love dating threads. I can't call any females slags etc as I was prolific when I was single - a sort of he'whore.
Haven;t you been with your (current) missus since you were 14 or somehting?
Internet dating is a funny thing to be fair.
I've had a few dates with a lass and been messaging for a couple of weeks now. All seems to be going well I think.
She came round for dinner last night and gave her a lift to work this morning (boomchicawowow!).
Queue a few hours later a txt commenting on all the questions from her colleagues about the flowers just been delivered to her at work...
"Erm, what flowers...?" Says I
Awkward.
Heh.
"Erm, what flowers...?" Says I
FAIL.
"drunk". No.
Haven;t you been with your (current) missus since you were 14 or somehting?
Next you will be saying dont trust him on bike frame sizes.
"Since" he was 14? How old is Hora?
I would give it a go and go on the date and see how it goes.
No point second guessing so go in with open mind and see what happens.
Glad I don't have to play that game any more, good luck.
There are idiots, weirdos, sex pest and psychos on both side and the work is sorting through the crap and finding the genuine ones
Not up yet then?
Must have been a good night! Up to one's nuts in guts.. ; )
How old is Hora?
Chronologically or maturity?
I dont know tbh
I was 20.
OP WHERE ARE YOU?
What's the betting the OP has had a night of fun?
I think it is almost a dead cert if he played his cards right.
Or lying in a bath of ice minus a kidney....
Spent the day climbing with the offspring, so couldn't update you all...
Unfortunately, she postponed as she was crumbling under the weight of her hangover... we will re-arrange soon though.
Marathon sesh and angst over her constant work on/off affair
She was maybe smelling a bit like mayonnaise...
Hora's at least 42.
I look younger than you 😉
There are tons of weirdos online, I know, I am one! TBH she sounds like fun. Depends on your view entirely. She is single, nothing wrong with some flirting. Ultimately, its not your business until she involves you. I've written women off before if they are all about 'travelling' or every photo is them drinking or they use slang or text speak. You can see the women with baggage even in their profiles. When they have to mention no sex messages or have a clear description of who exactly they want to meet or dont have a description at all, they all ring bells for me so I just leave them.
The key to online dating is like an eBay auction: Good variety of photos (beach, night out, fancy dress, somewhere hot, etc) and an honest well written description.
Good luck with the date!