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 IHN
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Over-decorated, over-sweet, overpriced.

That is all.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:46 am
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Touche!

they're rank, once bitten, twice sick


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:47 am
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They're called buns.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:48 am
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When middle_OAB makes them, they rock. As does all cake.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:49 am
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Over-decorated, over-sweet, overpriced w@nkery.

That is all.

Eating cupcakes will not help your cause on Sunday... ;o)


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:51 am
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I can stomach them when home made or free. I'd not pay money for one.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:52 am
 IHN
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[i]Eating cupcakes will not help your cause on Sunday[/i]

I'm not eating them, on principle.

On Monday I'll be eating anything I can lay my hands on 🙂


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:55 am
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[s]Over-decorated, over-sweet, overpriced [/s]

Cake! Yummy yummy cake!

That is all.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 12:32 pm
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The cake is just there as a means of delivering the icing. Whether or not that's your thing is up to you.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 12:32 pm
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I like em' don't like the super soft/soggy ones though.

1/2 icing, 1/2 cake. Good ratio that 😀


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 12:36 pm
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I quite like them as long as the icing isn't too thick and too sweet which, unfortunately, is the majority of them.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 12:47 pm
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1/2 icing, 1/2 cake. Good ratio that

Our household is eating a batch of 3/5 chocolate cake 1/5 choc icing and 1/5 hidden reservoir of hazelnut chocolate spread, plus accoutrement of three real hazelnuts, dusted in chocolate. It is superior to 50/50.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 12:48 pm
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More than £1 for a cup cake is a rip-off as far as I am concerned.

Yes, the rental and business rate are so expensive that the cup cakes become so overpriced it's a rip off. We are just feeding the ZMs (those who set the business rate and rental etc) that take a slice out of the price ...

Ring doughnut that is more than 40p is a rip-off ...


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 12:49 pm
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As long as they don't have too much icing they are fine. They are surely an Americanism as back in the old day they were Fairy cakes.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 1:51 pm
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They are rubbish, too sweet and too expensive for a tiny bit of cake and an inch of over decorated sugary icing on top. You cant beat a good slab of victoria sponge.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 1:54 pm
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As with many things these days, cup cakes have become a victim of 'all style, no substance'.

They are the Kim Kardashian of the cake world!

Bah!!!


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 2:20 pm
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For some reason people look down on you when you dispense with the cake entirely and just make icing. (see also: eating blocks of marzipan)


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 2:37 pm
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Northwind - Do you eat the choccy off a kit kat first?


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 2:43 pm
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I can't eat the kitkat biscuit as it has wheat flour in. YOU INSENSITIVE SWINE!


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 2:57 pm
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Surely the 'Cup Cake' has become the very living embodiment of a certain type of middle class Mumsnetty ****iness.

One of our cutomers bought us a big box of them last Christmas, labelled Yorkshire Cup Cakes. After the initial OH FFS's!!!, we opened the box and were delighted to find a job lot of these...

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fersh from a local butchers. I nearly cried with joy 😀


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:13 pm
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Cakes & pies = all good in any form, no matter whether they've got pink icing on or not.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:16 pm
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I don't understand why my kids can make nicer cupcakes than the overpriced oversugared ones in the shops.

But I encourage them to keep trying to disappoint me.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:17 pm
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An alternative to the overdecorated cupcakes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/std-cupcakes_n_2006769.html


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:31 pm
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Pork pies or pies for me over cup cakes any day any time ... :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:31 pm
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1/2 icing, 1/2 cake. Good ratio that

No no no, it's a dastardly way of hiding a mediocre cake behind a load of sugar and colouring. 😡


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:36 pm
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No no no, it's a dastardly way of hiding a mediocre cake behind a load of sugar and colouring.

My grandad in his later years constantly varied the cake/(icing+marzipan) ratio but settled more or less on 50/50, though that was skewed by him loving really rich fruitcake with enough spirits to count as cake multipliers. In younger years he got it all wrong with this amateur effort:

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Nothing like enough icing on that, and too many flowers.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:43 pm
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Eating cup cakes turns you gay. Fact.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 3:52 pm
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[i]Over-decorated, over-sweet, overpriced.[/I]

Jeze, it's a slow day at moderator HQ.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 5:08 pm
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Are they burgers or cakes, awe what the fem.. nom, nom, nom,nom

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Or..

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You just have to know where to buy them from don't you. Be careful, some of you are buying the rong'uns'


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 5:26 pm
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Nothwind - was your father a member of the Association of Master Bakers?

Mrs_oab has a certificate of merit as a Master Baker from them... 😆


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 5:42 pm
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Couldn't agree more with the o.p.

My Mrs falls for this sort of shit constantly.

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Oi Cath Kidston and all your arty farty wannabe cupcake designers. Get in the **** sea.

What a load of bone dry tasteless sugary tripe.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 5:47 pm
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Well obviously they don't appeal to us manly, chest-beating, alpha males round these parts. We prefer cream horns and vanilla slices 🙂

However, you have to doff your cap to them as a) they're really quite pretty things and you're a liar if you said you wouldn't eat one for free, and b) it's cake!

You don't have to eat them, but simply welcome them into the multicultural, inclusive and ingrained-in-cycling world of cake based products.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 7:19 pm
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Can you have a fruit cake based cup cake? Not fussed with icing, but fruit cake - hmmmmmmm!


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 8:55 pm
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That's how to sell sugar at high price.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 8:59 pm
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They're not really made from real cups you know.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 9:08 pm
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They're called buns.

Aye. Although I have to confess we had them at our wedding instead of a normal cake, but that's because fruitcake is ****ing rank, not because buns are particularly amazing or anything.

A lass my wife used to work with was able to give up her boring secretarial job after she set up making fancy, customised cupcakes on the side. They cost a bloody fortune. She works full time and is booked up nearly a year in advance, doing very nicely thenks. Fair enough, if you've found a way of parting idiots from their cash you might as well go for it...


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 9:23 pm
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Fair enough, if you've found a way of parting idiots from their cash you might as well go for it...

Although I have to confess we had them at our wedding

😆


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 9:27 pm
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Can you have a fruit cake based cup cake? Not fussed with icing, but fruit cake - hmmmmmmm!

I don't see why not. Surely the "cup cake" title refers to the format, rather than the contents, so theoretically you could have any cake type in "cup" form: chocolate cake, lemon drizzle, coffee and walnut, carrot, maybe even mini black forest gateaux (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) etc etc


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 9:32 pm
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Drac - the mother-in-law paid for the food... 😀


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:04 pm
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Posted : 29/07/2015 11:30 pm
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^ oi, cakes go on a ****ing plate!

*not this again*


 
Posted : 30/07/2015 12:51 am