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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:06 pm
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Taxable benefit is based on list price and CO2 - the benefit is chargable on your rate of tax.

This might help:
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/cars/index.htm


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:15 pm
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You can, but clean out the sand first.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:16 pm
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Wesley Snipes. In the dining room. With the candlestick.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:16 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:17 pm
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No. I don't think you can get pregnant like that.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:19 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:19 pm
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dash dot dash dot dash <- who sung it then?


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:20 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:20 pm
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No, you need to shave it first


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:22 pm
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And that is one of the reasons they were lying on the floor covered in cream and laughing, even the vicar...


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:23 pm
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07925 714774

Bring wine.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:26 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:27 pm
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XD


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:27 pm
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Whisk until firm.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:27 pm
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Should have locked it up better,

any tyres will do


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:28 pm
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ah, yes sorry. Thank you gravity slave.

As you were


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:28 pm
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It will depend on how it is marketed to you.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:29 pm
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why did you type an e in morse code


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:30 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:31 pm
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Mellita, domi adsum


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:33 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:33 pm
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How could you do that with another man! Shocking, absolutely shocking.


 
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why did you type an e in morse code

I already asked that, in Morse code. 😀


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:34 pm
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I usually just hit it with a rolled up copy of the Radio Times.


 
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:36 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:36 pm
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ah, but not in the South.


 
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:37 pm
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A quick flick from Matron usually does the trick here. 🙁


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:37 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 7:48 pm
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only on the fourth Sunday of the month.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 7:51 pm
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Bloody football and a living room full of stinky boys


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:00 pm
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Piss on it and the swelling will go down.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:02 pm
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so long as you wipe it down afterwards


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:37 pm
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Ewe .. hairy.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:40 pm
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gas mark 7, about 20mins


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:44 pm
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Nottingham


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:48 pm
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A traducement of the most inflammatory nature ... expect to be hearing from my lawyers very soon.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:50 pm
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If not, they can be seen in panto in a theatre near you. Matinees on Saturdays and Sundays, OAPS half price.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:52 pm
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Mornington Crescent!


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 8:59 pm
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Oh yeah, baby, that's it......more!


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:02 pm
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Your grass needs mowing, and get those weeds out of the flags.


 
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Posted : 18/06/2012 9:04 pm
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I am officailly OLD! oh my god, never thought this day would come. Does anyone still do 'wet willy's'?


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:07 pm
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Grease nipples for the knees?... marvellous


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:12 pm
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The crown race comes WITH the headset.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:13 pm
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Does anyone still do 'wet willy's'?

yes, and yawn rape

Anyone else curious who TSY's phone number calls?


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:16 pm
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[sucks teeth mode] ooohhh, that's gonna cost you [/sucks teeth mode]


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:18 pm
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Nope.


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:18 pm
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QRM?


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:18 pm
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QED motherf*****


 
Posted : 18/06/2012 9:36 pm
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Posted : 18/06/2012 9:42 pm