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GF was looking for some info on the Fife seaside town of Kinghorn.

What she got was King Horn.

Any other comic Google search results?


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 5:55 pm
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hotmale. 😕


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 5:57 pm
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One from The Times letters page, elderly bloke doing the crossword. Clue was 'wild asian ass.' They were looking for a kind of donkey, didn't find the donkey until about the third page.


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 6:07 pm
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My other half was trying to make a poster for a Badminton Club night out. She googled "Party Pictures".


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 6:14 pm
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google maps at one point if you put uk to america it told you to swim the atlantic ocean


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 6:48 pm
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put in "French military victories" and it used to come up with

did you mean French military [i]defeats[/i]?

and I got an email joke the other day with a screen shot that said

"white man stole my car" and then said

did you mean [i]black man[/i] stole my car?


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 6:59 pm
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tourdefrance.com

used to be a porn site.

i think it's a gaming site now.


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 7:27 pm
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One that still amuses me

Type 'find Chuck Norris' then hit 'I'm feeling lucky'


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 7:35 pm
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liar used to re-direct to the No.10 website

qqqqq, not worksafe, and infact, not safe at all


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 7:52 pm
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I had a fancy for a Laser sailing dinghy a while back, searched for watersports.....


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 8:18 pm
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If interested in the Python programming language it is probably better to look on python.org rather than python.com

Bike-related: the legendary Black Gold grease was made by Ebony Lubricants. A google for black gold ebony lubricants won't find it...


 
Posted : 01/09/2009 9:12 pm
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i once looked for an outdoor pursuits shop called outdoor action ..... there's a nice swedish couple.damn i feel cheap .


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 11:17 am
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I was once looking for some compartmented foor serving trays for use in a primary school, knew they were made by Rubbermaid.......need I say more.

Had an interesting conversation with the works IT bod


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 11:28 am
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Blacks Outdoor would turn up some specialist sites, I would imagine.


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 11:29 am
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We needed some rubber skirts for some vacumforming machines in the factory, I must have been having ablonde moment to put rubber skirts in google.


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 11:38 am
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If anyone is familiar with LaTeX typesetting...

A colleague was once trying to find out how to closely wrap text around a figure (or something like that) and searched for "latex tight figure". The usual sample of image results weren't quite what he was after.


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 11:39 am
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Girl at work had a project to find out about hot bush injection mouling techniques

to google hot bush was not a good idea


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 12:08 pm
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I was looking for pictures of a Jellograph (early form of photcopier) at work (on a secure site where everything's monitored), and thought "ah hah, a museum's site might have pictures". So I googled "museum jellograph". That was a mistake. For some reason the first 5 hits were tentacle rape. :-S


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 1:07 pm
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That was a mistake. For some reason the first 5 hits were tentacle rape

Always the Superstarcomponents knocking.
Give it a rest.

🙂


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 1:08 pm
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Blackbush airport was one from a colleague.


 
Posted : 02/09/2009 1:17 pm