MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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...what would you like to see?
Number one on my list would be that anyone with the desire to take public office should be shot.
Snipers at mini roundabouts. If anyone so much as glances to the left, pow! Pop a cap in their asses.
And then do what they do in China when someone faces a firing squad: send their family an invocie for the bullet. Ha! That'll learn 'em.
exploding wigs
office parties banned from pubs
use of reverse gear being made part of the taxi drivers test
poison being used to print "celebrity" magazines
bikes being fitted with transponders which trigger a burst of noxious gas into the cabin of any car that gets too close
free beer and pizza
competent politicians
a whole night of tv that's worth watching