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And in particular the joketastic one where the guy was having problems with the 'wife password' or somesuch.

Search skills required seem to be beyond me. I know some of you have these threads bookmarked. Go on then. Blast from the past.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 10:23 am
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Picolax anyone?


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 10:59 am
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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/my-daughter-has-coated-cat-with-sudocrem-what-to-do ]Sudocrem Cat....classic[/url]


 
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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/im-furious-nursery-content ]Pudding[/url]

Obvs

Just need to add
Badger
Owning with bombers thread; and
The one with the young lad posing in his cycling gear


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 11:18 am
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South African girlfriend one.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 11:23 am
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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/show-me-your-covert-1 ]Show me you Covert[/url]


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 11:26 am
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I R SARACING, UR XC JEYBOY, but I assume that thread's long gone?


 
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Badger .
Cats sudocrem - with safety flag.
Pudding.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 11:45 am
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www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/cyclist-vigilante-interviewed-on-jeremy-vine-just-now

Just for how the highly unpleasant Derek got completely pwned (and then banned)


 
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And most molgrips threads where he asks for advice, ignores it and then strops about it.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 11:55 am
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Don't miss this stone-cold classic...
[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/a-shambolic-week-with-sierra-cycling ]http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/a-shambolic-week-with-sierra-cycling
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And keep going until the Kiwi guy turns up with his two cents!


 
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Does my headset come with a crown race?


 
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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/asda-the-jewel-edinburgh-do-they-just-not-like-cyclist ]Another classic by kaesae[/url]


 
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Don't forget the Trolling Zoo Fighter.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 2:16 pm
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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/the-classic-threads-on-here ]the "classic" threads on here....[/url]


 
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Couldn't find the tread from here but found the relevant thread from mumsnet
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis


 
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^ and not forgetting the Mumsnet 'going to Centre Parcs'!


 
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What's the story behind the bearded lad with a track pump inflating a tyre, or penguin or some other thing that's been super-imposed?!

He's on P3 of the Show me your Covert thread, amongst many others.


 
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That is the badger and he did a thread about tubeless with that pic then flounced when it got photoshopped

Pre hack but io am sure i have read it somewhere.


 
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Cheers Junky - I gather it's lost in the archives then, if it's pre-hack. The photo's still doing the rounds some 7+ years later!


 
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Bestest ever favourite has got to be ... Jensen button and the guy who bought his Yeti ARC CX bike.

The guy that bought it was complaining that he had been diddled out of his cash. Everyone goes on the normal manhunt/waiting with biscuits.

Best response was from one member who had been checking out the buyers forum history, then posted "if you ever get it you'll only end up selling it two weeks later". Sure enough, dude posted it up for sale once he eventually got his hands on it.


 
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Derek Starship's belly.


 
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Jenson Button's thread was brilliant. Reminded me of the one from the guy who brought a disc rotor from Merlin, that was comedy gold too (edit... [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/merklin-cycles-pulling-a-fast-con-be-cautious ]this one[/url].)


 
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http://www.lost-soul.co.uk/drac/Singletrack%20-%20Mountain%20Bike%20Magazine.htm

There you go [ ish]- many pics missing

Its dracs link I assume given the name


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 3:48 pm
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Maybe ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Hope vs shimano.

Nuclear power


 
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Wasn't there a discussion about helmets once or was that all a nightmare?


 
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Wasn't there a discussion about helmets once or was that all a nightmare?

That was real. Everything you think has happened since is a dream. When you wake up that thread will still be on the front page.


 
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Thanks Junky - just read it. V funny ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Picolax anyone?

I was doing a google search last night and the first result was 'singletrackworld: picolax thread'. I freely admit there was no way in hell I was going there.


 
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That was real. Everything you think has happened since is a dream. When you wake up that thread will still be on the front page.

Does that mean TJ is like the Brain like creature in The Edge of Tomorrow?


 
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All the best threads got deleted....


 
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Yup and I can still see them. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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The link to the picolax thread I found was on a medical forum.

Maybe we need a classics forum like mumsnet. We seem to be mostly AIBU most of the time anyway!


 
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I remember there was someone looking for advice on stalking a young woman at a gym, but can't remember much else to judge its classicity. Can't even remember the outcome. Wasn't Hora the relationship guru? Did he pull?


 
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That mumsnet penis thing was just... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

seriously?


 
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I remember there was someone looking for advice on stalking a young woman at a gym, but can't remember much else to judge its classicity. Can't even remember the outcome. Wasn't Hora the relationship guru? Did he pull?
houns is still around....


 
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Think the gym thing was countzero?

'Dick's Shrew' has always stuck in my head.So to speak.

Bloke's daughter brings small mammal in house.

Mammal gets in back of new sofa

Discussion on how to remove it.

Bloke can't go for a ride because he needs to paint a railway carriage in the garden.


 
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That mumsnet penis thing was just... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Who knew that was not your sort of thing ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 10:01 pm
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[i]Who knew that was not your sort of thing[/i]

It wasn't actually the penis-y bit, (seen those) just the hundreds of people just you know, telling everyone else what they get up to afterwards.

[i]My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee [/i]

I mean...what?!?!


 
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What's a DP? Dunked penis? Doberman Pinscher? DrP?


 
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What's a DP?

If ever a question should be answered with 'Google it' this is surely it.

Be sure to tell us what you find.


 
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Think the gym thing was countzero?
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Say [i]what?[/i] I only went to a gym for a short time with a bunch of friends, and gave up after they all left, that was back in the early 90's!
I would never, [i]ever[/i], bother going to a gym after a girl, I'm too unfit and I'd be far too embarrassed when my sorry lack of fitness became too obvious.
Sorry, t'wern't me.
Oh, and I'm too chuffing old! ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
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