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That would be brilliant perchy,they could be garden bridges.
Oh come on perchy, Boris' "mission" is to Make Britain Great Again, mainly by Painting Fibs on Busses.
Not Scotland.
Aye, we could flatten Goat Fell for building material.
Aye, we could flatten Goat Fell for building material
Use it to fill in the Beaufort’s Dyke..... carefully!
(Having read last night about the trawler men who hauled up a drum of mustard gas)
I see his advisers haven't quite cracked where to make him stand when he's out and about.
It’s just another one of his crappy “dead cat” things isn’t it?
Nah its not a deadcat one but just his love of big infrastructure projects. I assume because thats an easy way to be remembered if everyone sees the Johnson Bridge or whatnot.
I do like how after failing to get one built across the Thames he wants one across the flaming sea (flaming possibly being literal considering the idea is to build it pretty close to where a load of munitions were dumped). 10 out of 10 for ambition but -10 for self awareness.
So Johnson did as Cummings told him & left the London elite remainder bubble...
https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1172494306885722112?s=19
https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1172543002683854849?s=19
https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1172478890817839104?s=19
So Johnson did as Cummings told him & left the London elite remainder bubble…
Needs to remember his last "election" campaign and just go to garden centres.
My favourite is still the bloke who asked him to leave the town in such a genial manner.
And canmeron taking the opportunity to give him a kicking too (and Gove)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49690618
Farage & Johnson seem to be near constantly out on the election trail… they obviously are both working towards an election this year… I’m wondering know if it isn’t in the interests of the other parties to change tack and push an election into next year, and push for a referendum ASAP… the deal that Johnson says he is working for, vs Remain. The polls suggest Remain would win that, putting both the Brexit Party leaders into an awkward position (will’o’t’people, trust the people, and all that), but that FPTP means an election wouldn’t (at this point) stop Johnson, he could form a majority based on a minority of the voters backing him (and Farage).
And canmeron taking the opportunity to give him a kicking too (and Gove)
Really? It's entirely his fault that either got the opportunity to behave disgracefully. He gave Boris the opportunity to go for Mayor of London. If it wasn't for Cameron, the ****er would still be writing for the Telegraph and chairing HIGNFY.
Not to mention the small matter of the worst political decision in modern UK history, made by one D.Cameron. Don't worry Dave, your legacy as the worst PM of the 20th Century is untouchable, even by this shower of bastards.
@martinhutch - not much to argue with there, other than no mention of Bliar starting the whole stupid thing off.
your legacy as the worst PM of the 20th Century
I think you need a new calendar.
Johnson - now upped the stakes to
"complete roaster"
I think you need a new calendar.
Details, dear boy, mere details...😁
Front page of the Daily Mail today is Boris comparing himself to the Incredible Hulk.
It didn't take long for this to happen...
Mark Ruffalo has chipped in too 🙂
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49705213
(half way down article although the entire article is worth a read)
Well who knows what's going on ?
Not the pollsters
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1172948278058659841?s=19
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1172986869224599552?s=19
To paraphrase Henry II, 'Who will ride us of this terrible PM."
(In his own words, he wants to be found face down in a ditch)
(In his own words, he wants to be found face down in a ditch)
I’m sure there would be enough people willing to oblige a lottery would have to be held to pick one...
We will be rid of him soon enough. If he breaks the law by defying parliament he is off to jail. He will lose the next election as he is not going to either get us out or make a deal.
complete busted flush.
Anyway
What I don't get is how the leavers have so much faith in him
As foreign secretary he was a disaster, as PM he's racked up record numbers of defeats
He's May all over again,
The Mail trailed him as a ridiculous Hulk, exactly as they did with May
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Before she also turned up with no new plans and was then humiliated, the UK left a laughing stock on the world stage
last time it was Tusk's cherry picking
now its the empty podium that sums up Johnson so well
He's just maybot 2.0 but this time he has more realistic skin
What I don’t get is how the leavers have so much faith in him
I doubt they do. He secretly a remainer.
But if you were a leaver, who else would you vote for? Corbyn's a Brexiteer, but he'd never get his party on board and he's not going to negotiate a better deal when his first act is to throw away the No Deal card.
Brexit party can't win seats, just votes.
I think Tory is the only leave option.
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
There's no Press here.
Just unbelievable isn't he Kelvin lying even when everyone can see the truth.
"What do you mean, these ARE the droids you're looking for??"
The guy was quite restrained, I'd have probably gone the full Alex Ferguson on blow job.
I’d have probably gone the full Alex Ferguson on blow job.
That's why the lads were so keen to get out after half time.
have we done telegraph journos spreading bonkers conspiracy theories about the angry dad having a microphone?
and then retweeting even more bonkers ones about his sick kid being made up?
..and happily ignoring yet another of Boris' barefaced lies - No press present not even the ones filming the event
and of course there's no "sick daughter", it's NHS policy to allow random strangers to hang about the kids' wards, especially when there's a VIP coming
standard ad hom character assassination to discredit the parent innit
and add in the additional fallacy of correlation / causation re: him being a labour activist
Kuennsberg outed him and published his Twitter account. Impartial BBC journalist my arse.
He tweeted about the incident, so he outed himself, really. His Labour affiliation/activism is front and centre on his profile.
Guido Fawkes was on to it before Kuennsberg, and it would have been remiss of her (and open her to accusations of bias) if she ignored it completely in her report.
Absolutely nauseating isn't it.
We sent £350 million to the EU each week, let's spend it on birds and shagging instead
Sources have confirmed that Johnson had also begun visiting Arcuri at her flat in Shoreditch. It was a spacious apartment, which cost £2,600 a month to rent, and had a chrome dancing pole taking pride of place in the living room.
The labour activist was quite OK with being described as such
The sad thing is that Dumbojo is so covered in shit that things like today's revelations don't really show up.
His supporters know he is corrupt and in it for himself. This will come as no surprise to any Conservative MP who allowed him to become leader and PM… and will move very few voters’ minds about him. Insert Trump reference here. Corruption is seen as a sign of strength and toughness to a lot of people, sadly. The “we need a strong man not a good man” feeling is growing in this country, and we need to be very wary about where this can take us all.
Johnson simply doesn't care, why would he ? He's already left the wife he was cheating on with the above lady.
After watching the Tories at War it's obvious that Crispin Odey will award Johnson handsomely when we crash out without a deal
He’s already left the wife he was cheating on with the above lady.
The cheating on isnt the issue its the large amount of government cash sent her direction.
It’s obvious that Crispin Odey will award Johnson handsomely when we crash out without a deal
How ****ing scary was that man? His view that while he was in in favour of democracy per se, it was totally OK to get rid of the ones that didn't do what you told them, was genuinely a open mouth moment
There we go...
That Iran crisis Trump created out of pure envy of Obama's success
Johnson has run straight to America to 💋 trumps arse , telling us all only trump can fix it...
https://www.ft.com/content/1e818d2e-de30-11e9-9743-db5a370481bc
Bet the PM's weekly meetings with the Queen will be a riot from now on...
Haven’t checked this myself, but a lot of people commenting that up until 1998, lying to the queen was punishable by death. Until the EU stepped in to abolish it...
Haven’t checked this myself, but a lot of people commenting that up until 1998, lying to the queen was punishable by death. Until the EU stepped in to abolish it…
It a more general death penalty for 'Treason' that was revoked by the Crime and Disorder Act 1998. (whether lying the to Queen counts as treason I'm not sure)
So Bojo is off the hook / noose / chair in that respect
Its only life imprisonment now.
Offences constituting high treason include plotting the murder of the sovereign; committing adultery with the sovereign's consort, with the sovereign's eldest unmarried daughter, or with the wife of the heir to the throne; levying war against the sovereign and adhering to the sovereign's enemies, giving them aid or comfort; and attempting to undermine the lawfully established line of succession. Several other crimes have historically been categorised as high treason, including counterfeiting money and being a Catholic priest.
While Boris has been ****ing the country and some mistresses he hasn't (to my knowledge) had his way with Prince Phillip or Princess Anne.
All PM BoJo needs to do is to ignore the verdict because the oppositions cannot do anything to him other than calling for a no confident vote. 😁
If PM Bojo refuses to resign there is nothing they can do.
PM BoJo should just have to continue with his own decision ... 😆
This is a public service announcement in support of the killfile, which is 99% effective in blocking nonsensical non-sequiturs.
Politically, Boris is in serious trouble, he cannot simply ignore the Supreme Court or Parliament as he'll invite a confidence vote that the government will lose.
It's also worth mentioning that Farage and Cummings have publicly fallen out and apparently hate one-another.
<h1 class="story-body__h1">Supreme Court: Suspending Parliament was unlawful, judges rule</h1>
Told ya’s..
LyingBloHard is a liability, and one that should resign as PM now.
Election now. Boris will win by a landslide and the other partys know it
cannot simply ignore the Supreme Court or Parliament as he’ll invite a confidence vote that the government will lose.
Which he would be happy with, but nobody will do because they dont want a Corbyn goverment so let them call an election and see what happens. A BORIS LANDSLIDE
Involver
That BBC interview link, poor lad seems to have learning difficulties. It serves no purpose to air interviews like that on T.V.
Which he would be happy with, but nobody will do because they dont want a Corbyn goverment so let them call an election and see what happens. A BORIS LANDSLIDE
Two problems.
1: Two thirds majority required in parliament to call for an election, which isn't going to happen at this time,
2: If the polls are correct, Boris is polling somewhere between 8-10% behind May when she held an election, and we all know how that turned out.
So no Boris landslide.
I can't understand why people are unhappy, the Parliament's supreme sovereignty has been aptly demonstrated. You'd think that they'd be delighted.
Of course, the front pages of the mouthbreather press will be framing everything as Boris vs "out of touch" judges/MPs/EU etc. Those who aren't up on their critical thinking skills are already arguing the toss on twitter. I don't know how you fix it really, except for the levying of colossal fines against non-domiciled newspaper bosses for every inaccurate word printed.
On reflection, I'd happily go for that option.
Has Boris called a taxi? 😃
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/24/world/second-interstellar-visitor-confirmed-scn-trnd/index.html
He's not having a good week is he.
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/25/hacker_house_boris_johnson_funding_allegations/
According to Blohard apparently the best way to honour Jo Cox is to 'get Brexit done'.
What an absolute ****er.
According to Blohard apparently the best way to honour Jo Cox is to ‘get Brexit done’.
‘As tribute to you, we will give your killer what he wanted’?
Bold strategy. From a grade A ****
Bold strategy. From a grade A ****
Especially when backed up with his repeated use of "surrender act" and "humiliation act" plus use of "betrayed".
He really doesnt give a **** and sadly too many tory MPs are still supporting him rather than walking out. Surely there must be a stage where this is too much?
Where is he saying this guys??
What a scummer.
Link to liveblog and live video for poopscoop.
Where is he saying this guys??
[wishiwasjoking]
The House of Commons.
When asked to moderate his language, and not speaking of traitors and surrender, he responded ‘humbug’.
[\wishiwasjoking]
Jesus wept.