[Closed] bollox

Stroke mine every morning, or get the lady wife to, just in case.

Wise words.

Have now got two mates known as 'Wombles'.

Apparantly, frequent masturbation may help. Good excuse anyway.

And don't forget to get your prostate checked too.
Not nearly as much fun (unless I'm getting it done wrong) but worth it anyway.

Any one need any help?

Oh...sorry...IGMC 😳

Never one to turn down an offer

*unzips*

I check my prostate most times I have a ****, I'm still not sure what I'm looking for though.

mine aren't too bad at the mo iDave.

most times I have a ****, I'm still not sure what I'm looking for though.

a girlfriend

a girlfriend

So a girlfriend is a breathing walking masturbation machine?

Only if you get a good one.

Apparantly, frequent masturbation may help.

most times I have a ****, I'm still not sure what I'm looking for though.

a girlfriend

My email is in my profile if you're offering.

I'm neither a girl nor friendly

I want the OP to examine mine.

Please.

*prepares 20ft shitty stick*

*limbers up for a struggle*

😆

Strange how men fail to talk about their health problems, yet women seem to want to always talk about their problems.

Strange how men fail to talk [s]about their health problems,[/s] yet women seem to want to always talk [s]about their problems.[/s]

From the Macmillan site:

Testicular cancer is more common in white men than African-Caribbean or Asian men. It’s also more common in wealthier social groups. We don’t know the reasons for this.

More common in wealthier social groups? This sounds statistically weak, but as a man of modest means I am happy to accept it!

Sounds like the custom Ti 29er crew may need to grab a handful of creche.

Same for the ladies with their top bollox. 🙂

http://www.breastcancercare.org.uk/breast-cancer-information/breast-awareness/being-breast-aware

Herman Shake - Member
More common in wealthier social groups?...

Obvious, innit? They ride around in their Rollers cushioned like a featherbed while we poorer types ride around on bikes getting our bollocks massaged and bumped by our saddles.

Hactually, we are prone to developing testicular calcifications!

[url= http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11323467 ]One study[/url]

[url= http://www.fertilitycommunity.com/fertility/mountain-bike-aficionados-suffer-low-sperm-count-decreased-fertility.-.html ]Another study/meta analysis.[/url]

So it's better to 'attack' the rough stuff instead of taking it like a man.

Won't somebody think of the children? 😉

By the way I study adventure education, I don't just have a fascination for the plums of riders. Honest.