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I except he meant biffin's bridge or the chinrest.
I had this once after crashing off a jump and bending a steel railed saddle with my right nadger. In typical scared 12 year old fashion, I ignored it until it went away. A few years later, I then had a biology lesson about "self checking" and found a lump which on investigation, was scar tissue from the aforementioned accident which had ruptured a ball. That's still my most painful crash to date.
Good luck with finding out what it is!
Bifter = large lass/lad??
[i]my (new) other half is a vet[/i]
Vets always insist in getting up to their shoulders in whatever orifices their patients have available don't they?
(note: I grew up watching and reading 'It shouldn't happen to a vet' so may hold views that are at odds with what might be considered best vetinary practice in the 21st century)
I can't think of a worse place to find this out than behind the bins of the local gym whilst wearing a leotard with a screen print of "hounsgymgirl" on it. That must've been tough.
😆
Come again?
Hope it's all clear now mate.
Sometimes too much sex can do it.
Not really applicable for anyone on here.
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pop one in?
Time for an update, one to read over your lunch...
Just back from the GUM clinic where I have been been tested.... Yes the old swab down the eye..... Everything came back clear.
The Dr said as a precaution he was going to give me a strong course of antibiotics just to make absolutely sure there is no infection down there (including my prostrate)
If symptoms persist after this 2 week course then back to GP then a urologist. He did warn me that it could just be blood vessels popping when I cum... To diagnose this I will need a camera up there then something up there to cauterize the blood vessels
Mmmm what's that smell? Oh just the inside of my penis burning
😯Yes the old swab down the eye
Did it look like this?
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Yeah, then opened it and dragged it out
Thought as much.
And after all of that they didn't even have the decency to give you a finger up the bum and a flick on the walnut.
Just read this thread from the start and I'm nearly crying at toys19's crying bald man story! 😆
Yep, then told me to get on my way. No cuddle or anything 🙁
So it was cocktails then with umbrellas in? Lunch time drinks anyone?
First thing I thought of was this:
[url= http://audioboo.fm/boos/472506-chris-morris-blue-jam-the-gush ]http://audioboo.fm/boos/472506-chris-morris-blue-jam-the-gush[/url]
I am deeply sorry for linking this.. Dont listen to it at work now, will you?
I'm sorry. I totally killed it, didn't I? 😐
Further update
Looks like the Ofloxacin I've been prescribed has given me "Severe" side effects
*itches all over*
*hesitates*
and the spaff?
Still not right, though only been taking the tabs for 3 days
How do you [i]know[/i]?
How many times have you "checked" it?
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My missus wants to know why it's taking you so long!!!
Send me a pic of her, I may be quicker 😛
Perhaps he's just changing buckets 😈
How you never run dry mystifies me.......... 😛
"He did warn me that it could just be blood vessels popping when I cum... To diagnose this I will need a camera up there then something up there to cauterize the blood vessels"
So let me get this right, they want to stick a camera up your old man and then ask you to w@nk and see if makes blood vessels pop?
Jeez wouldn't fancy having a tommy tank with a camera up my old man!
Do they then put your video on some extreme gay porn site?
If they do I want a cut of the takings!
Righteo, update
After taking the antibiotics which made me feel crap (I didn't even finish the course) it looks like its cleared up, so more than likely a prostrate infection.
However it did clear up for a little time before then returned so I wait with bated (s****) breath
You should always complete a course of antibiotics.
prostrate
Must...not....correct.......
DrP
Oops!
"Lie on your side and pull your knees up, and cough please. And again please"
*this feels strange*