[Closed] Blood in yer spaff?

Here's hoping it turns out nowt serious, and ye get a few sessions of yer wullie felt for [i]free[/i]......

There's always that plus side

piss taking apart, make sure you get it cheked out properly 🙂

rkk01 - Member
Over-training?

No not possible. This coming from a sexual Olympian. 8)

[i]This coming from a sexual Olympian.[/i]

I bet you came first 😉

He he

No, tis rude. My philosophy on the bike as in bed is real men come last.

My philosophy on the bike as in bed is real men come repeatedly.

fair do's to ya Houns for being upfront with this..

Houns, just keep on at 'em until you get an answer, hopefully it's nowt major.

Is it ok to email you?

Yep had this particular problem a few times about 2 years back.....

Can be caused by infection/inflammation of prostrate and cause may never be found. It may go as quickly as it comes....as it were.

Yes I had the whole psa tests, back-end exam and ultimately culminating in going to local private hospital to have a flexible cyctoscopy performed. Think tool which looked horribly like one of those short black car aerials pushed up your chap then having sterile solution pumped in to allow examination of bladder.

With hindsight it was quite funny....one of the nurses did say "Don't worry about it. They all do that" Flight rather than fight for my chap.

Walking back to my room was a bit odd....was leaking water all the way there....

Yeah no probs Nobby

Were the two occasions about 4 weeks apart? Are you perhaps the next evolutionary step? Have you just started regular man periods?

Hope It's nothing serious though.

😯 I am bloated, and I crave chocolate and cake!

Could be worse. If you start craving tuna and banana sandwiches, let us know; you might be up the duff.

I got this when I bent the crying bald man in two on a vigorous re-entry, missed the hairy axe wound and hit the bifter, ooo painful. Blood went away after a few days..

Sheer poetry

I got this when I bent the crying bald man in two on a vigorous re-entry, missed the hairy axe wound and hit the bifter, ooo painful. Blood went away after a few days..

Okay, close the internet. Everything that can be said, and needs to be said, has been said...

houns, honestly, i don't want to worry you or owt but i had this happen a couple of times a few years ago.
a month afterwards, i experienced hypertensive cardiomyopathy then congestive heart failure.
it may not have been related, but who knows?
is your BP normal? make sure you get it checked. and yes, as others have said, good luck and i hope all checks out clear for you fella.

I'm amazed that this [s]thread[/s] hasn't been pulled yet! 😉 😯

(in fact its too much 'pulling' that might have caused it)
IGMC

Blimey! No idea about my bp, will ask them to check it

And I thought the snip was bad benz.....

Hope it all turns out well houns.

Mebbe a reminder as with all these things to check things out with a 'practice run' now and again... 😉

Tell you what, that's the world's best excuse if you ever get caught.

Gentleman of stw, no need to thank me for using this as an excuse to, erm, check yourself. Just don't think of me at the time, well, unless it helps

With respect, I don't think that the cover of Metallica's "Load" album issuing forth from the end of Little Cougar will be at the top of my list of libido-enhancing mental images during onanism in the near future.

Just to let you know I just checked mine and the colour is normal. Tastes a bit funny though.

I've had this a couple of times. First time was about 7 years ago and it scared the bejesus out of me. I was passing blood pretty much constantly for days. Lots of pressure and then explosion as a clot was cleared, followed by very red wee. Cue camera down willy (under a general), turns out it was an infected and enflamed prostate. Course of anti-bionics fixed it. I had nightmares (literally) for months afterwards.

Second time was a few months ago, I'd had what I thought was a heavy cold then noticed blood in my wee following some bedroom antics. After a brief solo test run turned out it was in my spaff too but more so. Very worried again, off to the quack and then hospital. By the time my appointment came round it had cleared up by itself but another camera down the willy, this time fully awake, and a sono-wotsit up the jacksie. They couldn't find anything and said it was probably an infected prostate.

Nasty thing to experience but don't worry too much as it's not necessarily anything life threatenting (but do get it checked out thoroughly). Had you been under the weather before it started?

Over-training?

FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER.

Thanks tonyd. A bit run down and the odd cold but put that down to being unfit

I have a lump on one of the boys. This is/was a cyst, it has been aching a little so must be related to this

Same here. I had a little bleeding into the jizz when it first appeared and of course I was quite worried it was a tumour. But ultrasonics should it up to be a cyst on the pipe adjacent to the ball, which I'm told is quite common. It hasn't bled since but aches a little from time to time.

Get yours investigated.

Had the cyst for at least 10years, must be playing up

do you think mumsnet are linking this thread and that?

I have nothing constructive to add, but wanted to say that I can't read the title of this thread without hearing it in Gazza's voice to the tune of "Fog on the Tyne."

And now, probably, nor will anyone else.

"The blood in yer spaff is all mine - COME ON !!" 😯

* I'm rather proud to say that channeling Gazza involves no prostate massage whatsoever

I also, however, have nothing constructive to add
Carry on

I also managed to earworm myself with that stupid sodding song all day. On reflection, I think I'd prefer the OP's affliction.

😆

Being in the red in the sperm bank must be quite distressing especially if your over 45 in fact any little niggle can leave you paranoid but spotting blood in any fluid is a shocker. Doubt I'm ever going to eat another Muller fruit corner now after reading these threads 😆

Right. Thats it. I cant read anymore of this thread!

FIKIN GAZZA!

Right. Thats it. I cant read anymore of this thread!

Good job your the last post then

Post deleted, couldn't make it funny. As you where, and good luck OP

Sometimes too much sex can do it.

Or a kick in the balls.

After a warm shower, check your testes for odd shapes, but for now let the quacks sort you out.

Get well soon Houns Jr.

we need pics to prove.

actually scratch that.

Marc Almond could offer his own checking service?

[img] ?identifier=cf4f13c16dae1f2408e65c290fefcbaa[/img]

While we are all being open and honest about man problems...another one with a cyst here.

GF found it so went to see my GP who sent me straight down to the hospital. While I was sitting on the bed a load of student doctors where reading the admissions form and giggling about it. They then realised I was watching them and could hear every word and all disappeared quickly. Was told they couldn't get me in for an ultrasound right away and booked me in.

Turned out I was going to London a couple of days later for a job interview and my friend mentioned it to his mum. She collared me about it as soon as I got to their flat and offered to ask one of her staff if he could fit me in during his lunch break. I will never forget the sense of relief walking along the bank of the Thames on a nice sunny day with the report in my hand.

Does give me pain occasionally but my (new) other half is a vet so keeps a check on it 😉

I have a question. What's 'the bifter'?