[Closed] Blind dates

Find out where she lives, then go through her bins.

Photos of her first

Good luck, just ask her out ... It's obvious that is why your contacting her...

Well if its a blind date one of us could go on it for you - since she wont know what you look like. We can then test ride her for you and let you know if she is the geared type or a single speed type.

Steal her underwear of her line, and make sure it fits you first.

Phone her up, say hello, ask her out for a drink/lunch etc. MEet for drink lunch etc, have a snog, shag and a breakfast in bed with a good noshing.. skip work the follwoing two days and shag some more.. get serious, get preggars, get house life over...

You should double check that she really is blind, saves any embarrasment later when you ask her where her labrador is 😉

but seriously just phone her up and ask her out - she'll appreciate the inititive and balls in the first place!!

LOL @ TRIMEX - better option!

Sui - Member
but seriously just phone her up and ask her out - she'll appreciate the inititive and balls in the first place!!

+1

Also, if you get your balls appreciated on a first date it can't be all bad.........

Phone her up, say hello, ask her out for a drink/lunch etc. MEet for drink lunch etc, have a snog, shag and a breakfast in bed with a good noshing.. skip work the follwoing two days and shag some more..

Sounds like my last blind date!

IME they either go very well or disasterously.

Also... wash your nob!

Good luck!

Be man! Call her and ask her... I'd put money down that she knows you've got her number and she's just waiting on you to call...

Good luck!

She's probably desperate too 😉

You have at least one thing in common, the situation you are both in. 🙂 A talking point at least.

Yep RD, bound to be desperate. Or my mate's cousin just likes to pretend she's a dating service for her mates.

I'll call her tonight and let you guys know how it goes 😉

Oooh how exciting.

Call her and do your best impression of 'Darth Vadar' down the phone ?

"So, this blind date thing..."

"By the way, do you mind if I film the evening for the titillation of my bike forum brethren?"

If the "similar interests" she has are STW then she will understand

Well if its a blind date one of us could go on it for you - since she wont know what you look like. We can then test ride her for you and let you know if she is the geared type or a single speed type.

Have you looked for her FB profile?

what bike do you ride?

if you ride a kona you should already be knee deep in klunge and have no need for blind dates!

kona riders get it more. FACT

what bike do you ride?

if you ride a kona you should already be knee deep in klunge and have no need for blind dates!

kona riders get it more. FACT

Thats true. Now I have Scotts and Giants I get in once a year 🙁 If I'm lucky.
But the fact I have a nice Carbon Scale and spark and a nice giant I don't care.

Not as much as Orange / Inbred owners get it!

At least in this household!

This is due an update.

Nothing exciting yet... didn't call her. Just texting. Seems really nice. Will be asking out soon enough 🙂

what was the text? R U UP 4 IT? 😆

seems really nice from texts? how does that work?

'ur nice u r'

Just texting

U UP 4 PEGGING?

HI. IM CONOR, UR CUZS M8. SHE SED UD BE UP FOR A D8 SUMTYM. MEET U @ Y8S 2MORO @ 8PM. CYA CNR XX

Edit: that actually took me longer than if I'd written it in English. Reading it back, it's like being asked out by Mark Datz

where's Mark Datz when you need him?

where's Mark Datz when you need him?

Texting [b]Conor[/b]?

don't text too much or the vibe will be lost, get in there and phone

text her to say 'I'm gonna phone you' then do it

go straight for the kill and ask her out - be a man and make the first moves, she'll love it

(apart from age and [b]general interests, which are similar to mine,[/b] hence the match up)

So, you're 100% positive, that there is absolutely no chance that she might be reading this????!!!!

don simon - Member

(apart from age and general interests, which are similar to mine, hence the match up)

So, you're 100% positive, that there is absolutely no chance that she might be reading this????!!!!

That would be awesome, wonder if conor is going to say something that might land him in it.
Also asking are your back doors ready may not be advisable

Conor - listen to what edhornby says. it's good advice.

Waves to Ed - I was camping next to you at Hit the North.

Ring her. She'll know why you're ringing, ask her out for a drink.

That's what I did. We ended up getting married.

Ring her, then hang up the moment she answers. Repeat every half hour for a few weeks.

Call made, in Edhornby style rather than RealMan style... date sorted.

I know how this forum can lead to bad things so this is all the info I will be divulging about her 🙂

PS, Bunnyhop, email me some time, I've lost your address!!

Daniel - Member
Ring her. She'll know why you're ringing, ask her out for a drink.

That's what I did. We ended up getting married

Well it sounds like you're going out with Daniel's ex or Daniel's wife is cheating on him 🙂

This is all very cool.

I've had two blind dates. One was an absolute nightmare. She switched between serious suspicion to pathetic gratitude about five times through the night. Nice enough girl but mental beyond acceptance. The second blind date lead to three months of magnificent sex, one fantastic holiday and a real eye opener into the lives of the rich. I was in love but she dumped me like she would throw away an empty tin can. What a great girl she was, and had her family were fantastic, so laid back and easy going. :-((

i did one of these blind date things ONCE it turned out to be a mates wee sister 😯 not cool it was over that night 😈

Nice one Conor, mickey taking aside Ihope it goes great