[Closed] Best line from a film ever?

Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly

The Third Man.

Another from Dirty Harry:

[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: [b]When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross![/b]
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.

Taken from my quotes section off my facebook profile:

I'm so complex!
Jarrod - Eagle vs Shark

Which also has this little gem from BigDummy:

It's a bit like watching that video of the rolling rally car the other day, but in slow motion, and the car is full of ostriches, and every time it rolls another ostrich comes flying out, and as each ostrich hits the ground it starts whooshing like a catherine wheel, and all the orange penguins who are watching the crash come running out with brooms and try and put the ostriches out by hitting them with their brooms, but the brooms just catch fire and the penguins panic and stat rolling around on the ground surrounded by exploding ostriches as the car rolls on and on spewing out ever more ostriches. - BigDummy (STW)

I love the smell of Napalm in a morning!!!!

So is the penguin quote from BigDummy actually from a film? Noooo! 😐

no Nicko sorry for the confusion, when finding the exact quote I like from Eagle V Shark I checked my facebook for any others I might have forgotten and got re-reminded of BigDummy's masterpiece and felt I should re-share it with everyone!

Ace: [i][holding a skunk, imitating Tony Montana in Scarface][/i] Say hello to my STINKY little friend! [i][lifts the skunk's tail] [/i]

"the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle. "

"Luh-hooo-ooo-ooo-oooooo-ooo-zzzur"

"Allllllllllllrighty then."

"Re-he-he-eally?"

- and just about anything else from Ace Ventura

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heid.

Tony Giardino: Shhh!

Stuart Mackenzie: Am no kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. It's a virtual planetoid.

Tony Giardino: Shh!

Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.

Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.

Stuart Mackenzie: HEEEID! MOVE!

Stuart Mackenzie: Am no kidding, that boy's heid is like Sputnik; spherical, but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight... on his huge pillow.

-- So I Married an Axe Murderer

Not a great film, but some great lines, From Dusk Till Dawn.

Seth: "Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a * how crazy they are!

Seth: "I may be a bas*... But I'm not a *ing bas*."

Seth: "Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?"
Jacob: "Yes, they do."

Can't believe there aren't more from Withnail & I on here:

Withnail: "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them NOW"

and:

I: 'How dare you. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader!'

Withnail: ' If I hadn't told him you were active, we'd never have got the cottage'

Never get out of the boat unless you were going all the way..

Nobody puts baby in the corner (Dirty Dancing)

"We need to get this man to a hospital"
"Why what is it?"
"It's a big building with doctor's, but that's not important right now"

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

"We had 2 bags of grass, 53 pellets of mescaline, 2 sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt-shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, a quart of Tequila, a quart of rum and a pint of raw Ether...not that we needed all that for the trip, but when you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

Hunter S Thompson (Johnny Depp), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

We'll never get caught. We're on a mission from God.

Jake: What is this?
Elwood: What's what?
Jake: This car. This stupid car. Where's the Cadillac? The Caddy, where's the Caddy?
Elwood The what?
Jake: The Cadillac we used to have! The Bluesmobile!
Elwood Traded it.
Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile for this?!
Elwood: No ... for a microphone.
Jake: A microphone? [pause] Okay, I can see that. But what the hell is this?
Elwood: I picked it up at the Mount Prospect police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving them away.
Jake: Well thank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother comes to pick me up in a police car.
Elwood You don't like it?
Jake: [pause] No, I don't like it.
[Elwood jumps the car over an opening drawbridge]
Jake: [impressed] Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[Jake tries to use the car's lighter, but it does not work; he throws it out the window]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

"Would everbody please stop getting shot"

"Guns for show, knives for a pro"

"A little bit of violence never hurt anyone"

"you don't like the average horti****inculturist"

"if the milk turns sour, i aint the kind of pussy to drink it"

"otherwise know as an 'oribble c**t"

I prefer "it doesn't include the amp, it doesn't include the speakers and it's not supposed to included me getting the hump"

"What else to I get with it? You get a gold plated Rolls Royce as long as you pay for it!"

A film full of classic one liners

Twin Town

Lady: "Cwm Donking Bowls Club"

Taxi Driver: "**** Off, I'm Busy"

Lady: "Thankyou very much"

Sorry for the cut and paste but there's some pearlers in here.

Star Wars

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you
smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to
pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all
killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in
that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the
mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal
body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but
she's got it where it counts, kid."

The Empire Strikes Back

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a
while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that huh, kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I
thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

Return of the Jedi:

14. "We have orders to give it only to Jabba."
13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it
something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my
work." (C3PO)
12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han)
11. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will
call me master." (Emporer)
10. "You're a jittery little thing,
aren't you?" (Leia)
9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO)
8."Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle
of Taanab." (Lando)
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)
6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this
Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can."
(Jerjerrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate
them." (Darth)
4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab
it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy,
easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just
a little higher." (Lando)
3. "Short help's better than no help at
all." (Han)
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I
owe you one." (Han)
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)

"Gentleman, your all ****s!"

Sexy Beast

Anything from Anchorman

Oh and :

"Trent: They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?
Mike: Do you think we'll get there by midnight?
Trent: Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!
Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!
Mike: Vegas!"

"Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we ****ed. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days"

"Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big ****ing teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big ****in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these ****ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like ****ing with me?
Trent: No I'm not ****ing with you.
Sue: Honestly, man."

"[It's 2:32am, and Mike decides to call Nikki, a girl he met just a few hours ago]
[Nikki's machine picks up: Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message]
Mike: Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]
Mike: 213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]
Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry... This is Mike.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: ****!
[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]
Mike: Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months ...
Nikki: [picks up] Mike?
Mike: [very cheerful] Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?
Nikki: Don't ever call me again.
[hangs up]
Mike: Wow. I guess you're home."

'you think that's a schwinn !" bradd pitt in ' burn after reading'

The cars TIP TOP mutha ****er LOL..

rob roy was pretty rubbish but it had some good lines....

Archibald Cunningham:

Think of yourself a scabbard, Mistress McGregor, and I the sword. And a fine fit you were, too.

Archibald Cunningham:

It is years, Your Grace, since I (rhymes with muggered) a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

blade trinity

"you cock juggling thunderc##t!"

go get your f.....g shine box....

Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fing, cheeks! Then you can give me a fing automobile: a fing Datsun, a fing Toyota, a fing Mustang, a fing Buick! Four fing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fing nowhere with fing keys to a fing car that isn't fing there. And I really didn't care to fing walk down a fing highway and across a fing runway to get back here to have you smile in my fing face. I want a fing car RIGHT FING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f***ed!

and

Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

Some of these quotes are cr@p.. 😈

dude, you got a tatoo
sweet, you got one too
dude, what does mine say
sweet, what does mine say
dude, what does mine say
sweet, what does mine say
DUDE, what does mine say
SWEET, what does mine say

Dude where's my car

'Racing is life, anything else is just waiting.....

Le Mans

Can't believe noone has mentioned anything from The Princess Bride yet...you're all philistines!!

Inigo Montoya to the Six-fingered Man:
[i]Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. [/i]

"it starts with oh and ahh"

"then the running and screaming and killing starts"

Jeff Goldblum - Jurassic Park

why do some people suggest some of these whole scenes are one liners?

Because if it was best scene then the point where Harry's been bumped around town before finally 'meeting' scorpio is superb.

Also contains a great one liner I just remembered: "Take out your piece! (Callahan takes out his Magnum) - "My! That's a big one!"

"You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here" [url=

"Is it safe?" (Watching Marathon Man right now.. what a classic)

"Where's yer tool?"

"What ****in' tool?"

"THIS ****in' tool!"

you've got to ask yourself 'do I feel lucky?' Well do ya punk?

this one time, at bandcamp, I stuck a flute in my pu$$y

Must be a king, he's not got sh1t all over him.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Can't believe noone has mentioned anything from The Princess Bride yet...you're all philistines!!

incontheivable

Bend and snap

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

From the Life of Brian

Crowd - We're all individuals here

Voice at the back - I'm not!

"big fat get, ya need milking!"
Billy Casper, Kes

There's some strange shit going on here Cole-man.
Eddie Murphy- Trading places.

"Coffee, not sex" - Saturday Night Fever.

Obviously "Monty, you terrible c***" as well!

kinda copied by Michael Mann in Public Enemies.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

"He's not going to say '**** stick' in front of the children, is he?"

"If I call you next December, *IF* I call you next December, you're gonna be so happy to hear from me, you're gonna do a goddamn back flip. You're gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you're gonna get ****ing hat-burn."

"Why don't you wish in one hand, and $h!t in the other? See which one fills up first."

...and practically every other line from Bad Santa

From The Wanderers -

To sow the seen - local mafiasi daughter gets knocked up and he has a "quiet" word with the lad -

Know I used to **** around with girls when I was younger, but not with anybodies daughter!!

WARRIORS! COME OUT TO PL-AYY!

Can't believe noone has mentioned anything from The Princess Bride yet...you're all philistines!!

Very true.

This one's a bit long, but well worth it...

Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

"Who took the jam out of your doughnut"

That's why I never kiss'em on the lips.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Spiderpig! Spiderpig!

Predator

Blane - your a bunch of slack jawed faggots, this stuff 'ill make you a gaddamn sexual tyranosaurus, just like me.

Poncho - You're hit man you're bleeding
Blane - I ain't got time to bleed.

No Highlander yet?

No one for the funniest line in Withnail?

"I mean to have you boy, even if it must be burglary"

Classic.

Platoon

Bunny "I told the padre the truth man, I like it here. Get to do what you want, nobody f***s with you. The only worry you got is dying"

Dr Stangeglove

The President "You can't fight here! This is the war room! "

JOHNNY BOY

You make me laugh, Michael...you know that? I've borrowed money all
over the neighborhood and never paid it back...so I couldn't borrow
anymore from them...so who's the only jerk off left that I can
borrow from without paying back...YOU. Because that's what I
think of you...Jerk off. I f@*k you where you breathe!

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum"

rowdy roddy piper in They Live

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just out of interest anyone ever seen him in Hell Comes to Frogtown?

can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts? 😕

can anyone be arsed to read all the loooooooong multiline posts?

LOL - good point, seeing as the post was title 'Best line...'.

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LOL - good point, seeing as the post was title 'Best line...'.

+1...anything longer than a line or two and I'm skimming...

"I was born a poor black child".

Navin Johnson (Steve Martin), 'The Jerk'.

Cha****ng - I was going to post:

'ordinary ****in people, I hate 'em'
'nice friends otto', 'yeah I made em myself'
and of course 'a repoman's life is always intense'

yours were a little longer. Definitely one of my favourite films.

And Earl yeah to that 'Also, I can kill you with my brain' wasn't that tv though?

Oh and a another favourite of mine is 'never get off the goddamn boat'

I'm also liking that Red Shoes Scorcese hmv add:

Boris Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?

Victoria Page: Why do you want to live?

Boris Lermontov: Well I don't know exactly why, er, but I must.

Victoria Page: That's my answer too.

Not a film but if I may... the immortal Capt. Zapp. Branigan.

If we can hit the bull's-eye, the rest of those dominos will fall like a house of cards......checkmate

Thurman Merman, bad santa was awesome

freddy got fingered

Gord Brody: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?

Gord Brody: You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this?
Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.

Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.

Film = Breaking Away

Father(coming from bathroom): He's shaving..............
Mother: so? he's a growing boy.
Father: His legs!!

What no evil dead 3: army of darkness?

Show me some sugar baby!

Hail to the king bAby!

From the Business.

"Did somebody order a C*n*? Because ones just walked in.

About every other line from Pulp Fiction, but my favourite is:

"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHER****ER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're ****in' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ****'s skull!"

OR (more than a line but good dialogue):

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead **** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead **** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ****s ain't my ****ing business, that's why!

"A punk & a 2nd rate punk at that."

Richard Burton to Clint Eastwood - Where Eagles Dare.

And the beauty of it? Its a one liner 😉

The Usual Suspects:-

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Predator

Blain - "I aint got time to bleed"

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy".

Where Eagles Dare

Dogma;
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Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to ****?
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Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that ****ed-up bar.

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Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, you're mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out.
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Jay: So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds.

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Bethany Sloane: You knew Jesus?
Rufus, the 13th Apostle: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

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Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey.

"Are you quitting on me? Well? Are you? Then QUIT, you slimy, ****in' walrus-lookin' piece of sh1t! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I WILL motivate you, private Pyle!"

The genius that is Lee Ermey as Drill Sargeant Hartman, Full metal jacket.

"Thats not a knife"

"This is a Knife"

Crocodile Dundee..

Ken: "Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home"

In Bruges

"I can taste your balls on my moustache"

Borat

It may not look like much, boy, but she's got it where it counts. I've made a lot of special modifications. (I call my bike the Millenium Falcon)

Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets". He's a successful author in the film and a swooning female fan asks him "How do you write women so well".

Nicholson looks at her, pauses and says "Well, I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability", he smiles and walks away.

Awesome!